The True Owner of Teh Wiggle

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minstrel_kyra

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For the last time, Thanes don't wiggle. No one in Midgard wiggles. Never have, never will. There's no hip moving and certainly no bouncing. These are the 2 things that define a wiggle.

I was gonna be nice and share the title, but after such silliness, I can't.

Nice video Shaeffer, btw. I wanted him to /stick and let me run around the realm for FULL WIGGLE ACTION but Shaeffer thought that wouldn't be very fair to poor Kirinia.

Until I see proof that a mid can wiggle, I stand my ground.


THANES CAN'T WIGGLE!
 
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old.Tyraette

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Originally posted by minstrel_kyra

Nice video Shaeffer, btw. I wanted him to /stick and let me run around the realm for FULL WIGGLE ACTION but Shaeffer thought that wouldn't be very fair to poor Kirinia.
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Actually sweetheart, I was not completely honest with you. Unfortunately it was more temptation than I could possibly handle, and Id have had a really bad case of camera shake :D
 
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Roo Stercogburn

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Kiri is Teh Wiggle. You're talking about the gal that makes Daisy Duke look she doesn't know how to use her booty. You're talking about the gal who Jennifer Lopez wishes she could move like.

Kiri is booty call, Kyra is merely Das Boot and filled with just as many... um, I'll stop there shall I :D

Proof that Kiri is indeed the one true wiggle can be found in the massive number of songs that have been written for her. She even has her own anthem - "Wiggle it, just a little bit, I wanna see you wiggle it, just a little bit..."

Even Eminem makes reference to Kiri in Without Me:

"So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
Jump back jiggle a hip and wiggle a bit
And get ready, 'cos this is about to get heavy
I just settled this poll, its Kiri!"

And what's been written about Kyra? What songs do we have for the Wannabe Wiggle? ;)

Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in my Armpit One Midsummer Morning

Putty putty putty green putty putty Kyra putty putty putty putty... etc

Anything wiggley that comes from a place where most products are shipped in tin is probably fish bait. Lets face it that ain't a wiggle - its Teh Wobble: the result of too many Big Macs but poor Albs can't tell the difference between a silk purse and Kyra's ear.

The evidence speaks for itself. Kirinia is Teh Wiggle :D

(Apols to Kyra but I'm having a lot of fun being horrible here , I'll make it up to you X :D)
 
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old.Tyraette

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you come out with some bullshit sometimes Roo :D

hehehe


though I'll grant bonus points to Kiri for this little exchange on msn:

Smurflord:
Put it this way, Kiri, Kyra has highlander loveheart panties..what do you say to that?

Kiri:
What are panties?

Smurflord:
Good comeback!
 
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old.Tohtori

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Originally posted by Roo Stercogburn

"So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
Jump back jiggle a hip and wiggle a bit
And get ready, 'cos this is about to get heavy
I just settled this poll, its Kiri!"
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Nerf MTV kiddie versions of songs :eek:
 
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Roo Stercogburn

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Well Seely, I know you're also easily offended, didn't want to post anything wude there :)

And btw, the music that should have accompanied Sheepherder's vid is Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls" :D
 
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Addlcove

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Originally posted by old.Tohtori
:eek6:

Fuc....fuck you. :D
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someone got "pwned" :p

huh huh.


Kyra for teh wiggle!, shaeffer make a full wiggle movie now!
 
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old.Tohtori

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Originally posted by Addlcove
someone got "pwned" :p

huh huh.
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I wouldn't say pwned. Roo is telling blatant lies that i'm somewhat sensitive towards the board materials. Pfft.
 
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Roo Stercogburn

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I think Seel should be added as a 3rd vote on poll just for oddness and so that Kyra doesn't have to come last :)
 
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old.Tohtori

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Originally posted by Roo Stercogburn
I think Seel should be added as a 3rd vote on poll just for oddness and so that Kyra doesn't have to come last :)
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I'd win by a landslide.

Not that i would get a lot of votes, but i'd cause a landslide to effectively destroy all opponents.
 
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minstrel_kyra

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Kyra doesn't wear loveheart panties, she wears a black silk thong.

If you don't believe me, ask the numbers of midgard men who have sought me out and slayed me just to get a peek under my kilt.


And Roo, we all know you are only saying this to get Kirinia into bed with you. Shaeffer is only doing this for the realm and has been nothing but a gentleman.
 
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cHodAX

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Originally posted by minstrel_kyra


And Roo, we all know you are only saying this to get Kirinia into bed with you. Shaeffer is only doing this for the realm and has been nothing but a gentleman....
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... so he can get a roll in the hay with the famous 'teh wiggle' :p
 
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old.Tyraette

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Indeed. Putting ones own marital status on the line in service to my realm has always been a burden I must bear.

It was with great reluctance that I accepted this task of filming Teh Wiggle, and it was more of a hardship *teehee* than you can possibly imagine going through take after take after take.

I am however, pleased with the results, and delighted to find myself equal to the challenge. Art such as Teh Wiggle needs to be portrayed gracefully, without any such tackiness. With the aid of such a wonderful talented performer as Kyra, she made my job easy and relaxing *grins*
 
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Aule Valar

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Originally posted by old.Tyraette
Indeed. Putting ones own marital status on the line in service to my realm has always been a burden I must bear.

It was with great reluctance that I accepted this task of filming Teh Wiggle, and it was more of a hardship *teehee* than you can possibly imagine going through take after take after take.

I am however, pleased with the results, and delighted to find myself equal to the challenge. Art such as Teh Wiggle needs to be portrayed gracefully, without any such tackiness. With the aid of such a wonderful talented performer as Kyra, she made my job easy and relaxing *grins*
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cold shower for that man
 
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Roo Stercogburn

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Originally posted by old.Tyraette
Indeed. Putting ones own marital status on the line in service to my realm has always been a burden I must bear.

It was with great reluctance that I accepted this task of filming Teh Wiggle, and it was more of a hardship *teehee* than you can possibly imagine going through take after take after take.

I am however, pleased with the results, and delighted to find myself equal to the challenge. Art such as Teh Wiggle needs to be portrayed gracefully, without any such tackiness. With the aid of such a wonderful talented performer as Kyra, she made my job easy and relaxing *grins*
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What on earth are you waffling about now? It makes even less sense second time around :D

And I have never been anything less than perfect gentleman with Kiri. But hey, all Mids stand to attention, it would be rude for me not to as well :D
 
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Aule Valar

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Kirinia.jpg

just look at her, how can any highlander hope to compete
 
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cHodAX

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Originally posted by Aule Valar
Kirinia.jpg

just look at her, how can any highlander hope to compete
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She is a norse thane, no wiggle in sight and that is what we vote for. :p
 
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old.Tyraette

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I am not so stupid as to deny that Kirinia is a very attractive young lass. I will not drop myself down to Roo's level *god i wish he was a dorf just then* and insult sucha fair maidens honour.

However, the question is not who is the fairest of them all, for there are no losers to such a question. Each has a loveliness that cannot be doubted. Indeed, overcoming such difficulties such sa your birthrace and upbringing amongst such uncivilised folk gives further credit to you my dear, for which you should duly be applauded.

But unfortunately, it is not what youve got that makes the difference, its what you do with it. And whilst that still picture does you great credit, seeing Kyra Wiggle her butt off in such a hypnotic fashion sends blood and testosterone flowing through every red blooded mans veins in a way that simply cannot be replicated by anyone else.

Feel free to try though my dear, I'm sure the audience appreciates such a contest :D But as it stands, I'm seeing a beautiful lass on one hand, and a beautiful lass who can Weally Wiggle Well on the other.
 
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cHodAX

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We need a contest ingame! Oh and Kyra, you can loan my Theurgy dress cause you look fine in that :p
 
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old.Tyraette

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Shaeffers had his Loyalty torn between his realm and his love for years...dont torture the poor bastard by showing two such fine flowers of youth :D

Gifv Kirinia moveh!
 
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old.Tyraette

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Custom titles for the participants by the way imo :D

Teh Weal Wiggler

Teh Wiggler Wannabe ;)
 
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minstrel_kyra

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Thank you for the offer Cho, but you know Kyra won't fit into that robe, she's too womanly and curvy.

But if ever you want to loan it to her sister Brigitte, she would be happy to borrow it.
 
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choppy

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well i finally signed up here after over 2 years of playing DAoC, and yes for a very good reason.

to lend my support to my good lady, who often makes history, even though she dosnet need it i wanted it to go on record.....

Kyra is 'Teh Wiggle' and allways will be, especially in my eyes, true i might be biased


but just look at the wiggle <thanks for doing the vid Shaeffer> come on you know its Teh Wiggle, it actually wiggles.
 
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Damini

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Yay! Barrysworld: Gaining new members through the power of wiggle.
 
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old.Tyraette

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Originally posted by Damini
Yay! Barrysworld: Gaining new members through the power of wiggle.
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Give us a wiggle Damini!
 
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