The Team Conclave Christmas RvR Song

[Bluesky]

A little chrismas ditty to be sung to the tune of Jingle Bells which might just possibly describe some of our sillier moments in RvR this past year

I'll claim it belongs in this forum as its erm RvR related


Dashing thru the snow
Our group all stuck to nate
In midgards finest land
We will find our fate

We port to bled and run around
Nate's normal headless state
We shout for heals and buffs
But seers are always late

We all pay our own subs
And nice guys i r l
We try to find fair fights
And push the ones that kite

Jingle bells, Ovron smells
And nate drives like a bat
Tes cant kill, skar cant nuke
Szwok wears a silly hat
Oh, jingle bells, lots of tells
Shouting for some heals
We pwn the nubs, they zerg us back
But never will they stack.

We went past bled as skar had said
He saw a huge ice berg
We shat ourselves and ran like girls
We'd spotted the alb zerg

Jollz tried to heal and hide
With DI at his side
He popped his MoC and healed his best
They zerged us from the west

With Tes way out of range
We never think its strange
He claimed he went to kite
But found the big white light

Jingle bells, perly yells
Stop for my BG
Skar runs off, his pets get lost
He drops T W F
Oh jingle bells, padded cells
Is where we all belong
It's where i am right now
While i sing this song.

Brave Perly ran up front
We thought a silly stunt
He popped his realm rank five
And always stays alive

The train charged right at me
I called for a B G
Perly said stand still
The hits went down to nill

I lifetapped all night long
With Perly i was strong
Skar said he would assist
But wine had got him pissed

Jingle bells, QQ whine
We all toe the line
We're sometimes bad but never sad
Singing all the time
Oh Jingle bells, Szwok's roleplay
Is something we all love
Chatting bollox all the way
Fits us like a glove

Jingle bells, suicide
outside beno keep
we drop a fop and own them good
like lemmings they all stood
Oh Jingle bells, I've seen the sign
It says get off to bed
Not before we jump a zerg
And we all end up dead

 

[Nate]

woo I'm the first verse! I knew I would be ofc ;o great stuff blue

 

[brad]

dl'ing first!

Or what ever people say!

 

[BloodOmen]

Oh my.... to much daoc clearly blue

 

[Appollo]

rep'ed!

 

[Javai]

Wrote something in a similar vein which got moved to here:

https://forums.freddyshouse.com/showthread.php?t=212055

 

[skorpio]

Nice Xmas "Daoc Spirit" Song

 

[swords]

Kite or death! Kite or Death! (kite please) oh... alright kite for this man...
YOU! Kit or DEATH!

 

[Ahtlehson]

Heheh!
Funny song... ^^

 

[snoepie]

lol nice one

 

[censi]

is this a piss take thread!

either way..

happy xmas mudda fukkas!

 

[Kraben]

haha classic, Blue

 

[Ovron]

I feel offended and gonna report you to your local authorities for ruining my spirit of the forums .

 

[Tesla Monkor]

I'm never out of range. The healers just can't keep up!

Very nice, Blue!

 

[Ceiastae]

Sing it and then post it!

 

[Karmatika]

Haha sweet song blueboy! U prolly never hear this one: U rock irl m8! +1 ofc

 

[Rigga Mortice]

Lol Blue

Kite or death! Kite or Death! (kite please) oh... alright kite for this man...
YOU! Kit or DEATH!

-Well, we're outta Kite!

-What, so my choice is "or death" ?

 

[BlackrazoR]

Very nice mate . I hear Daemyr records songs for a small fee! .

 

[swords]

Very nice mate . I hear Daemyr records songs for a small fee! .

Maybe...

 

[Jarahl]

Maybe...

Givf!!!

 

[Mastade]

Sing it and then post it!

2-3 more beers and i will!!

 

[duact]

how exactly do you pwn nubs when you yourself are nubs?

Afaik nubs cant pwn eachother, they can only get pwned by l33ts.

 

[Phule_Gubben]

how exactly do you pwn nubs when you yourself are nubs?

Afaik nubs cant pwn eachother, they can only get pwned by l33ts.

You should know. Noob!

 

[Bluesky]

how exactly do you pwn nubs when you yourself are nubs?

Afaik nubs cant pwn eachother, they can only get pwned by l33ts.

ah so you're saying Team Conclave are nubs? Damn i must get more up to date on the 13v315 0f 1337n355

Looking back to 6-7 months ago I might agree with you tbh but maybe one day our gameplay may reach the higher echelons of your own incredible levels of l33tness

You must be l33t as your sig suggests it so... that proves l33tness yes?

/notes down rule about being l33t and remembers to put words like "Thepwnerer" and "Slaying noobs" in my own sig for the day i qualify to be l33t

As you obviously didnt notice we take the mickey out of ourselves more than anyone else - its called fun and humour

 

[cmr]

ah so you're saying Team Conclave are nubs? Damn i must get more up to date on the 13v315 0f 1337n355

Looking back to 6-7 months ago I might agree with you tbh but maybe one day our gameplay may reach the higher echelons of your own incredible levels of l33tness

You must be l33t as your sig says so... that proves l33tness yes?
/notes down rule about being l33t and remembers to put in my own sig for the day i qualify to be l33t

As you obviously didnt notice we take the mickey out of ourselves more than anyone else - its called fun and humour

what the fuck are you chatting?

your among the ranks of pip..... an idiot on the dole that thinks he isnt a complete waste of space.... for some god awful reason nobody knows

 

[Bluesky]

what the fuck are you chatting?

your among the ranks of pip..... an idiot on the dole that thinks he isnt a complete waste of space.... for some god awful reason nobody knows

Go look up Sarcasm in a dictionary lol

 

[cmr]

Go look up Sarcasm in a dictionary lol

thats just an excuse fools use when they have been proven wrong, which is most of the time

 

[Bluesky]

oh dear so you think i actually meant what i said when i very intentionally posted a heavily sarcastic reply to the "nubs" post from duact with as many number-letter-leet subsitutions as i could dream up lol?

jees, do you actually understand sarcasm or humour?

Oh and btw I find your comments about Team Conclave being idiots on the dole amusing tho so you get a for that one

 

[Ovron]

How cute. Look blue - we got fanbois. These people really are good blue, so lets take out our notebooks and take good and detailed notes. Only then, we have the slightest of chances to become like them.

In the spirit of trying; 1r1eet... oh dear, didn't quite workout there... what about... 1337... oh... good start.

Now, calling Bluesky a "complete waste of space", and an idiot? Such a worthy comment which obviously is not a "complete waste of space", posted by someone which oh so obviously is not an idiot (hint hint, might wanna look-up "sarcasm" in a dictionary at this point, preferably not a childrens' one).

Ah, then he gets called a "fool". Yes. A fool. Your astonishing remarks make me speechless. Not only for being a lightyear away from truth, but because of how much verbal crap one can put out.

Cmr, crawl back into the pathetic corner you sprung out off - and stay there.

Sad. Pathetic. You are not worthy the few bytes of space that you take up in this database.

/Ovron

 

[SkarIronfist]

your among the ranks of pip..... an idiot on the dole that thinks he isnt a complete waste of space.... for some god awful reason nobody knows

We were not brilliant I would acknowledge that, we got alot better when we changed from a pure caster group to a hybrid group. Swapped a sm for a skald and a runie for valk, and made me play my BD instead paccing for the group.

If you haven't fought against us in the last 5/6 months. You really can't comment. I am more than mature enough to accept comments based on fact. But comments based on group performance over 6 months ago, is distance history.