Rant The Student Room!

[swords]

OMG Wonk is a pervert!
Wait... that makes him belong here...
Yes.

 

[Wonk]

the mod deleted half of my posts though

 

[swords]

I have a strange urger to request that we incorporate a Tohtori photoshop into the next phase of 'operation totally bored at work, give me something to laugh at while I wait for the bloody engineers to fix the whodamawhatsit so I can do the thingy on the what not secret research blah'. Also I need to hire someone to name my ops in future.
That is all.

 

[Wonk]

has anybody... - The Student Room

how long will this thread survive?

 

[swords]

Hopefully the mods are asleep and you can groom some students.

 

[leviathane]

nah tht dhooo1 seems to be a no lifer like us

 

[Wonk]

hehe, the thread got closed within 3 minutes. I got this mail:

The admin/moderator who warned you, entered this comment:
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Stop spamming or you'll be banned.
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[CorNokZ]

Dorimor, we all know that you read FHOT, so what do you say? Come join us on The Student Room for a little invasion? Gotta have The Master there

 

[Wonk]

wtf, just got a perma ban. I didn't post anything after my last thread

 

[leviathane]

probably read all your other posts

 

[Yrendan]

M8s I have a .gr forum (my uni forum) available for flaming no mods etc only retarded ppl

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hey! I won't make a new account, Fredya_Hoaks ain't even close to be done yet

They actually think she's legit.

Atleast did yesterday...

 

[Mey]

7 warning points for 7 days! xD

The post for which you are warned can be seen here:

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Ye I can imagine that was quite hard! Ahwell, what's done is done and no harm done. It is only a forum after all.

I reckon the closing of this thread is a good idea, probably best just to delete it.
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The admin/moderator who warned you, entered this comment:

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DO NOT make a second account to troll with on the forum when someone has a problem in H&R.
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ip'd much! gonna proxy thoses kids tonight

 

[old.Tohtori]

Where do you see the warning and such?

 

[Mey]

Got sent an auto PM!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Got sent an auto PM!

Cooooool. I got nothing, not even a peep from the mods

 

[old.Tohtori]

Jesus H F'cking Christ of the Christ family!

I just fell off my chair laughing at this:

"Re: Age gap?

Threaten to inform the police she is a child predator if she refuses to ride your sausage."

Poster? Azurus!

 

[Mikah75]

lmao, everyone just starred at me in the library from laughing at that quote

 

[old.Tohtori]

lmao, everyone just starred at me in the library from laughing at that quote

You're gonna love this then.

At the very end of my post...

 

[Mikah75]

rofl, that's fucking hillarious. How old are these people generally? I've never been on it.

 

[tris-]

someone update me whats happening.

 

[Wonk]

someone update me whats happening.

mods closed the thread.
A few of us went to spam elsewhere on the forum.
Im now banned

 

[tris-]

youve ruined it you plebs.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I'm gonna...i mean...Fredya_hoaks is gonna have a big problem on saturday.

You see, she likes to spend the night at his boyfriends house, which he shares with his brother.

Now she has the key, no problem, good relationship.

On friday after a long day of studying psychology and all, she went to his place(even if he was out drinking with buddies) because his flat is closer.

Come saturday morning(5am or so), she's woken up to some "loving", thinking it's his boyfriend so she goes with it.

At some point, after a while of dozey loving, she realises it's her boyfriends brother!!!

 

[Mey]

Rofl xD

 

[Lucius]

Lol at Laddey's post on first time sex.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Lol at Laddey's post on first time sex.

Varsity wrote a cracker too: "Remember... cant get pregnant in the bum bum"




EDIT: Had to had to had to!! *runs*

 

[Laddey]

Tbh the idea of what happens in sex does seem kindof gross

You're shitting me!

mods closed the thread.
A few of us went to spam elsewhere on the forum.
Im now banned

I've been looking forward to coming to college so i could take the piss, i've been in stiches since last night

 

[Mikah75]

im not gonna read anymore of the posts here until i get home, even as i type this, i was reading that thread about first time sex and fucking pissed my pants reading laddeys post to the stage of tears will look at it all and laugh in solitude when i get home

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well i just thought that it would be fun if Fredya_Hoaks would be a raving loonie feminist by night