The Scareist thing I've ever seen.

Uncle Sick

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I had to shave there once (for a vasectomy - and it's all a lie, I still get a boner... using a pump. :p) and I felt so damn naked and exposed until it grew back.

And by-the-fking-way: you have pubic hair for a reason. To keep the beans warm ffs... :eek:
 

Lazarus

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Uncle Sick said:
I had to shave there once (for a vasectomy - and it's all a lie, I still get a boner... using a pump. :p) and I felt so damn naked and exposed until it grew back.

And by-the-fking-way: you have pubic hair for a reason. To keep the beans warm ffs... :eek:

me too. One thing that I noticed - the removal wasnt half as bad as the growing back!
 

Uncle Sick

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Lazarus said:
me too. One thing that I noticed - the removal wasnt half as bad as the growing back!

Hehe... now that you mention it - I had to rub ointment all over my ballsack because it was itching so badly while the fur grew back. :D
 

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Waxing is the real mans way of doing it. None of this shaving lark.
 

Uncle Sick

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Waxing? LOL

Imagine ripping your sack off together with the piece of cloth. Nyaargh! :D
 

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Slightly off-topic, but did anyone see Flesh and the Devil last night. They showed a guy in India being castrated.

I'm still squirming now :(
 

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I have played team sports all my life. If I was to get changed and into the showers after a football match with trimmed/no pubes I don't think I would be able to live it down.

It would be too embarrassing and probably the central topic of conversation at all team meets/presentations/matches for the rest of my amateur career.

Maybe I'll start doing it when I'm as old and useless as Deebs :p
 

Tenko

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I have <cough> been told by a friend that he's noticed that many blokes in pr0n websites seem to have their sacks shaved.

This for business reasons?
 

Jonaldo

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To make their knob look 0.5-0.75 inches bigger, as mentioned earlier :)
 

'Shy

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Ohh, that too :p

Altho I'm sure that pr0n stars can afford those penis extension cars to match also :)
 

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Cdr said:
Waxing is the real mans way of doing it. None of this shaving lark.

:eek6: what's really scary is that men are actually having this done; my missus was waving some article at me the other day saying that men are now getting nearly as much cosmetic surgery as women, and the "back, sack and crack" wax is the latest style trend for gay men. Nutters.
 

Jonaldo

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Of course if yer pubes were 3" thick then it would have a more significant visual impact ;)
 

Cyradix

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Let's see how fast you all start trimming if your gf/wife said she will suck/lick more if you had less hair down there..... :D
 

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Penis size and enlargement surgery said:
Many men are concerned about the apparent size of their flaccid ('soft') penis, and worry that other men will laugh at them in the shower

I certainly wouldn't go pointing at a blokes penis and laughing in my gym, neither would I be telling my friends about the bloke with the small penis I saw today - I always thought the rule in showers was never look or people may get the wrong idea and before you know it :wij:
 

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Cyradix said:
Let's see how fast you all start trimming if your gf/wife said she will suck/lick more if you had less hair down there..... :D

Agreed :)

I had a trim a couple of times, deffo made me feel more like John Holmes (in appearance and length). I've had a couple of women say to me that a trimmed ball bag and around the schlong area is a definite plus.

G
 

exxxie

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.Wilier. said:
WOAH, lets just get this right Xane :eek7:

I shave my legs to prevent infection in the event of a slide down the road, and to aid oily massage (ooer).

I trim my nutsack cos it makes my cock look bigger.

Nuff said.

Look, I just read this and sprayed a mouthfull of finest Hardys Chiraz all over my keyboard and monitor... I hope your happy.
 

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exxxie said:
Look, I just read this and sprayed a mouthfull of finest Hardys Chiraz all over my keyboard and monitor... I hope your happy.

Much better than reading it and spraying something else alover the monitor
 

tRoG

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I imagine it'd be like using an electric razor. Just in a more sensitive area.
 

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Deebs said:
lol.

Tho I actually use clippers with a grade 1 attachment on with a very steady hand, I kid you not. :D
I never go as close as grade 1 -really prefer to not have the itching feeling for those few days after. Usually trim it down to a 2 though.
 

Gengi

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I am with the vasectomy crowd, had one last November. I used Immac at first, nearly flooded the house when I got in the shower to wash it off, and afterwards I still had to spend 20 minutes with a mach 3 to get the hairless scrote. I must admit too that the length of the pubes after three months is quite pleasant, the itchy scratchy feelings have gone and the catching the pubes in the zip scenario is still several months away :)

later
 

Uncle Sick

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Gengi said:
I used Immac at first, nearly flooded the house when I got in the shower to wash it off, and afterwards I still had to spend 20 minutes with a mach 3 to get the hairless scrote


You must be one hairy bear. :p
 

Telamon

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Cyradix said:
Let's see how fast you all start trimming if your gf/wife said she will suck/lick more if you had less hair down there..... :D
^

*hehe* :eek6: prolly be at 'da tools' right away ..
only thing is I would not recommend the 12 cans of lager someone
suggested ;)
 

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I couldn't trim my pubes in case I lose the one I wee out of :(
 

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