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The Scareist thing I've ever seen.

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by DaGaffer, Jan 15, 2004.

  1. Deebs

    Deebs Chief Arsewipe Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber


    Tho I actually use clippers with a grade 1 attachment on with a very steady hand, I kid you not. :D
  2. Uncle Sick

    Uncle Sick One of Freddy's beloved

    You are trimming your sack hair? For real?

  3. Zarjazz

    Zarjazz Sarcasm. Only one of the services offered.

    Well he needs less friction naturally.
  4. Deebs

    Deebs Chief Arsewipe Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    Yup, I am a well groomed man down below.
  5. fatbusinessman

    fatbusinessman Fledgling Freddie

    Do you know, I could have happily lived the rest of my natural life not knowing that...
  6. Gray

    Gray Part of the furniture

    :D... somehow i agree with your FBM
  7. Uncle Sick

    Uncle Sick One of Freddy's beloved

    A man is supposed to look like a bear.

    Virtually everywhere. :p
  8. Frizz

    Frizz Can't get enough of FH

    Neanderthal man, you mean. :p
  9. Sharma

    Sharma Can't get enough of FH

    I would never, EVER let anything sharp near my nadsack for obvious reasons.
  10. Gray

    Gray Part of the furniture

    Just think ;) One slip and you could end up like that guy whos dog got decided to jump on his balls rippin his sack apart ;)
  11. Sharma

    Sharma Can't get enough of FH

    My point exactly Gray. :p

    I wouldn't like to be stuck with the name "Ein bollock".
  12. Lazarus

    Lazarus Part of the furniture

    had to lose the hair "down below" last september. Didnt fancy having any sharp implements near "my precious" so got some hair removal gel and left it on for a "significant length of time"

    smooth as a babys bum after that!
  13. .Wilier.

    .Wilier. One of Freddy's beloved

    I'll be honest and back Deebs up here (erm, kinda) and proudly say that "Im a pube trimmer" although I tend to just use scissors.(bitch to flush down the loo though)

    Makes it look a lot neater and gives the impression that your wagger is longer than it actually is.
  14. leggy

    leggy Probably Scottish

    Indeed wilier. Trimming for teh win.
  15. Wij

    Wij I am a FH squatter FH Subscriber

    *laugh irl quite a lot*
  16. Jupitus

    Jupitus Old and short, no wonder I'm grumpy! Staff member Moderator

    Agreed, but ponsy fucking crap like 'teh balltrimmer' is pathetic. 12 cans of lager, get the razor out and just go for it :D
  17. 'Shy

    'Shy One of Freddy's beloved

    I once caught my ex husband using my ladyshave for that purpose :( Needless to say he never did it again and bought me a new shaver :D
  18. leggy

    leggy Probably Scottish

    Yeh.. er ..I don't use a balltrimmer. I use a rusty fork to trim my pubes.
  19. throdgrain

    throdgrain FH is my second home

    Poofs :/
  20. ~Yuckfou~

    ~Yuckfou~ Lovely person FH Subscriber

    I tear mine out.

    Bald on Bald = Win!!
  21. xane

    xane Fledgling Freddie

    I remember you mentioning you shave your legs because you do a but of off-road biking and explaining how when you fall off it rips off your leg hair and its very painful and all that ...

    I now wait in trepidation for this latest excuse.
  22. .Wilier.

    .Wilier. One of Freddy's beloved

    WOAH, lets just get this right Xane :eek7:

    I shave my legs to prevent infection in the event of a slide down the road, and to aid oily massage (ooer).

    I trim my nutsack cos it makes my cock look bigger.

    Nuff said.
  23. Lazarus

    Lazarus Part of the furniture

    the picture in my head is steadily getting worse!
  24. Tenko

    Tenko Fledgling Freddie

    This thread has me in stitches (not literally mind)!

    I have to admit that I believe in hair everywhere, it's the difference between men and boys you know?

    But a thread about men shaving their nutsacks?

    The wife's gonna love this one later!
  25. Munkey

    Munkey Can't get enough of FH

    :D couldn't resist
  26. L_Plates

    L_Plates Fledgling Freddie

    Anyone who thinks shaving there nads is a good thing needs putting down.
  27. ~Yuckfou~

    ~Yuckfou~ Lovely person FH Subscriber

    Thats not what Mrs Yuck thinks ;)
  28. Uncle Sick

    Uncle Sick One of Freddy's beloved

    That one made laugh a little. :D
  29. Lazarus

    Lazarus Part of the furniture

    :eek7: :twak:

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