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The right words, at the right time ..
A guy wakes up in the morning .. with a skull-splitting headache and the hell of a hangover. (sound familiar? )
After forcing himself to open his eyes, the first thing he sees is
a glass of water and a couple of Aspirin left on the small table
next to the bed.
He slowly sits up on the edge of the bed and shortly after the world stops spinning, he notices a fresh set of clean clothes - carefully folded and laid out on the chair.
Looking around the room, and seeing everything is clean and
neat he starts wondering ..
He takes an Aspirin and glances at the post-it note reading "Hi honey! There's breakfast left for you in the kitchen. I love you!"
Completely perplexed he shuffles into the kitchen, and indeed the breakfast table is set, the newspaper is waiting for him, and his small son's already happily munching his brekkie.
The father asks : "Good morning, my son! .. can you tell me what happened yesterday?"
Sonny answers: "Well .. you came home pretty early .. around 3am, completely drunk, toppled a few pieces of furniture, puked in the hallway outside and gave mum a black eye coz you thought you were being mugged by rowdies..."
Father covers his face with both hands. "Oh my. But why is everything neat, clean, the breakfast ready and todays newspaper already here? Even my stuff
is folded and prepared for me, plus some pills and a glass of water were set for me.. why?"
Son: "Umm .. when mommy finally was able to drag you onto the
bed and wanted to take off your pants you said : "Bugger off, you biatch! I'm married."
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.. a little politeness goes a long way, eh?
A guy wakes up in the morning .. with a skull-splitting headache and the hell of a hangover. (sound familiar? )
After forcing himself to open his eyes, the first thing he sees is
a glass of water and a couple of Aspirin left on the small table
next to the bed.
He slowly sits up on the edge of the bed and shortly after the world stops spinning, he notices a fresh set of clean clothes - carefully folded and laid out on the chair.
Looking around the room, and seeing everything is clean and
neat he starts wondering ..
He takes an Aspirin and glances at the post-it note reading "Hi honey! There's breakfast left for you in the kitchen. I love you!"
Completely perplexed he shuffles into the kitchen, and indeed the breakfast table is set, the newspaper is waiting for him, and his small son's already happily munching his brekkie.
The father asks : "Good morning, my son! .. can you tell me what happened yesterday?"
Sonny answers: "Well .. you came home pretty early .. around 3am, completely drunk, toppled a few pieces of furniture, puked in the hallway outside and gave mum a black eye coz you thought you were being mugged by rowdies..."
Father covers his face with both hands. "Oh my. But why is everything neat, clean, the breakfast ready and todays newspaper already here? Even my stuff
is folded and prepared for me, plus some pills and a glass of water were set for me.. why?"
Son: "Umm .. when mommy finally was able to drag you onto the
bed and wanted to take off your pants you said : "Bugger off, you biatch! I'm married."
---
.. a little politeness goes a long way, eh?
