Rant The rant thread.

[TdC]

The anesthetic didn't wear off untill about 5.00, should have taken full advantage and had a wank

that's two wtfails in one day Ed. next thing you know you'll start lactating!

 

[DocWolfe]

Put a fresh Stanley knife across my thumb at 9.00am this morning, 2 1/2 hours in A&E and a few stitches later

Its throbing like a bitch right now, fuck sake

4 weeks ago while drunk I fell down some stairs. I woke up the next day pain in complete agony - I couldn't walk... had to drag myself to the bathroom on my hands to piss in a cup to pour it in the toilet.

I got one of my mates to take me to A&E where it took 1 hour to have a prelim look, another hour to see a doctor, then had to have an x-ray on my knee and foot. The doctor comes back tells me that I've broken three metatarsals in my right foot. They don't know whats wrong with my knee.

I go and have my foot put in a cast, where I have to lie in pain for 30 minutes while it drys because they haven't given me any painkillers. Then 3 different nurses and a doctor then try and get me to walk but I can't because my knee keeps collapsing from under me, so I have to be kept in the A&E observation ward for 2 days.

Where I have to put up with old people, and a drunk 40 yr old woman, who was found passed out on the street at 1am, who has pissed and shit her self. When she eventually came to she was telling the nurses to fuck off, and the police had to come and take her away. And I had to piss in a cardboard jug, god knows what would have happened if I needed a shit.

On the Sunday at 7pm at night even though I can't walk still they tell me I have to leave, so they try and get me walking with crutches, this time 4 nurses, a physiotherapist and a doctor try and get me mobile, but they can't because I can't put any weight on my foot or my bust knee. So they go and get me an aircast so I can put weight on my right foot, and I eventually manage to shuffle out of the building.

The next week I'm getting a bit better, I'm more mobile, but I have to go to the fracture clinic on the monday, where they basically said come back in 4 weeks. Then I have to go to the sports injury clinic on the wednesday about my knee, where I had to wait for 4 hours to get another x-ray and to get seen. They also book me in for an MRI scan which is another 2 weeks I have to wait for.

I had my MRI scan, and I got my results today. Turns out I've ruptured my cruciate ligament, which means I will probably need reconstructive ligament surgery - but he want's to wait for another 2 weeks when I've got a physio appointment, and then another 2 weeks after that I have to have a follow up sports injury appointment before they decide whether or not I should have an operation!

So all in all, I'm basically going to be going in and out of hospital for 3 months because I got pissed. On the upside - I had 3 weeks off work.

 

[Edmond]

Ok, you win

 

[tris-]

oo cruciate ligament.
my mate had to have a new bit grafted in to his knee for that.

reckons its fucking nasty.

 

[Lamp]

Not as nasty as Sarah Palin in a bikini

 

[TdC]

that's fcking awful :*(

 

[CorNokZ]

I bet if I posted that I would get an infraction

 

[TdC]

what makes you think Lamp didn't get one?

 

[tris-]

is it only me that finds hr milf material then

 

[Vladamir]

Shes pretty milf i have to say.

 

[Thadius]

I wish I wash nailin' Palin

Cougars = win!

 

[old.Tohtori]

that's fcking awful :*(

Don't lie, you'd tap it just like me

 

[TdC]

that doesn't make it any better :/

 

[old.Tohtori]

that doesn't make it any better :/

Quality has nothing to do with persistence

 

[TdC]

ok, I would, but she doesn't get a facial :/

 

[old.Tohtori]

ok, I would, but she doesn't get a facial :/

Oh come on, think of it as a plastering job. You have to lay down a good foundation to build on if the old one is FUBAR.

 

[soze]

My Dad done his cruciate ligament about 15 years ago and he is still not right its a nasty problem. Hopefully they have come on abit because back then you you were not a footballer you had very few options. I remember he had 3 or 4 times with 6 weeks off work after operations to try and repair it.

I was helping bring a wardrobe down some stairs Saturday and it slipped landing on the side of my foot. It then rolled my ankle spinning me round and thumping my knee into the wall with all my weight behind it. Hurt like a mother fucker at the time but luckily it seems i got away with a big bruise.

 

[Ch3tan]

Go see the world famous Dr Richard Steadman! Wrestlers and professional sports people all do. I bet he costs a fucking fortune.

 

[DocWolfe]

I have private medical insurance so hopefully I can get a good referral.

 

[CorNokZ]

It's now 20 to one and I'm only 1/3rd through an english paper that's due at 8am on a book I've only read half of.. I've never missed a paper since I started uni and this won't be the first time, but I don't think I'll be getting much sleep tonight

 

[tris-]

i trained with a guy earlier at ju jitsu and he was a compelte useless wanker **** twat.

'oh i cant do it, forget it i cant do it propley'

i mean what a ****. this guy is easily 18 or so and an orange belt. how did he grade so far and be so fucking shit and immature? when he did finally do it, he couldnt of been more half assed if he tried. i tried to tell him how to do it correctly but obviously im only a whitebelt in his club so he didnt give a shit about what i thought.

' yeh i know how to do it, i just keep doing it wrong'

and he punched like a girl and wasnt even trying to hit me. so the whole thing was totally pointless. apparently we have to go easy according to one of the other students, cos some of them are fannys. if i train with him again, for his sake he will block it correctly otherwise he will get hit. sadly in real life, people dont go easy on you.


RANT OFF.

 

[Vasconcelos]

i trained with a guy earlier at ju jitsu and he was a compelte useless wanker **** twat.

'oh i cant do it, forget it i cant do it propley'

i mean what a ****. this guy is easily 18 or so and an orange belt. how did he grade so far and be so fucking shit and immature? when he did finally do it, he couldnt of been more half assed if he tried. i tried to tell him how to do it correctly but obviously im only a whitebelt in his club so he didnt give a shit about what i thought.

' yeh i know how to do it, i just keep doing it wrong'

and he punched like a girl and wasnt even trying to hit me. so the whole thing was totally pointless. apparently we have to go easy according to one of the other students, cos some of them are fannys. if i train with him again, for his sake he will block it correctly otherwise he will get hit. sadly in real life, people dont go easy on you.


RANT OFF.

STRIKE FIRST!! STRIKE HARD!! NO MERCY SENSEI!!!

 

[Thadius]

Tris, by any chance did you move down South?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Short rant really;

Was told at work that there are no openings currently, all spots inside the company taken etc etc.

Notice on a website that they are looking for a person to lead OUR department.

Going to need some explaining for that tomorrow, it's exactly the job i was aiming for and was told it's not possible

Also, haven't smoked since saturday, which is rather interesting.

 

[Vasconcelos]

Im bloody sick of needing 3 days after each footie game i play to fully recover from limbs ache

 

[Lethul]

Im bloody sick of needing 3 days after each footie game i play to fully recover from limbs ache

Our season is finally over, so i can recover my toe and knee fully now
Bring on next season with a new pair of shoes!

 

[tris-]

Tris, by any chance did you move down South?

southern fairies is too polite.