I'm hungover like a motherfucker and I can't remember the sex from last night
You've got his number. Give him a call later.
they arent sunglasses anymore, they are a fucking visor to protect the world from peoples uglyness
only too many times you see someone who looks pretty hot with the glasses on and then she takes them off and she looks like she got curbstomped by the goliath and then by david also! they arent sunglasses anymore, they are a fucking visor to protect the world from peoples uglyness
Aren't they a good thing then?![]()
only until they get taken off, and believe you me they always take them off
I don't believe you
what the fuck is wrong with 'fashion'? it seems like every decade the women wear skimpier clothes which is good, but the men wear more gay stuff year by year. way back when men actually looked like men, with manly clothes and beards and hats. nowadays you see so called men in tight jeans, sparkly shirts, holding handbags (sorry, man-bags) while looking like shaved gorillas. just the other day some fashion designer said that the men of tomorrow will be wearing pantyhose, come on, is that how sissy some people want to be to 'be fashionable/be with the times'? what ever happened to looking like a member of your sex, instead of a shined up turd in tight clothes that cost a million dollars a piece because they got some shitheads name stitched on in glittery letters? and also, why the hugeass sunglasses? only too many times you see someone who looks pretty hot with the glasses on and then she takes them off and she looks like she got curbstomped by the goliath and then by david also! they arent sunglasses anymore, they are a fucking visor to protect the world from peoples uglyness
TDC you lie!
once you hit 30 thar be no such thing as a "Free weekend"
there is only, weekends where you are off work

how do you fuck up 3 times for one simple thing, especially when everyone is punished? it really is not that hard not to put your hands in your pockets.
unless youve got a compulsion to pocket wank infront of large groups.
