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Thadius

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Been playing guitar hero for about an hour, not my elbow feels like its going to fall off! :eek:
 

TdC

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I finally have a free weekend and once again I'm coming down with a head cold. just like last time I had a free weekend :/
 

Thadius

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Thundergays are not supposed to have weekends off. They have to be Thundergay every day of the year!
 

Edmond

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Just got home from working all morning, and i fucked up every job i went to........



Fuck Fuck Fuckity-Fuck Fuck !!!!!!!!
 

CorNokZ

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I'm hungover like a motherfucker and I can't remember the sex from last night
 

Marc

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Next door but one neighbour got in at 3am this morning drunk and went on his weights bench. Dropped the barbell on his neck and died. Didnt know him that well so not much of a rant!
 

mooSe_

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Went to a 'mansion party' last night. It was shit, it wasn't even in a fucking mansion, it was in a marquee.
 

fl3a

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what the fuck is wrong with 'fashion'? it seems like every decade the women wear skimpier clothes which is good, but the men wear more gay stuff year by year. way back when men actually looked like men, with manly clothes and beards and hats. nowadays you see so called men in tight jeans, sparkly shirts, holding handbags (sorry, man-bags) while looking like shaved gorillas. just the other day some fashion designer said that the men of tomorrow will be wearing pantyhose, come on, is that how sissy some people want to be to 'be fashionable/be with the times'? what ever happened to looking like a member of your sex, instead of a shined up turd in tight clothes that cost a million dollars a piece because they got some shitheads name stitched on in glittery letters? and also, why the hugeass sunglasses? only too many times you see someone who looks pretty hot with the glasses on and then she takes them off and she looks like she got curbstomped by the goliath and then by david also! they arent sunglasses anymore, they are a fucking visor to protect the world from peoples uglyness
 

Lethul

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only too many times you see someone who looks pretty hot with the glasses on and then she takes them off and she looks like she got curbstomped by the goliath and then by david also! they arent sunglasses anymore, they are a fucking visor to protect the world from peoples uglyness


Aren't they a good thing then? :)
 

Olgaline

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TDC you lie!

once you hit 30 thar be no such thing as a "Free weekend"
there is only, weekends where you are off work
 

Vasconcelos

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what the fuck is wrong with 'fashion'? it seems like every decade the women wear skimpier clothes which is good, but the men wear more gay stuff year by year. way back when men actually looked like men, with manly clothes and beards and hats. nowadays you see so called men in tight jeans, sparkly shirts, holding handbags (sorry, man-bags) while looking like shaved gorillas. just the other day some fashion designer said that the men of tomorrow will be wearing pantyhose, come on, is that how sissy some people want to be to 'be fashionable/be with the times'? what ever happened to looking like a member of your sex, instead of a shined up turd in tight clothes that cost a million dollars a piece because they got some shitheads name stitched on in glittery letters? and also, why the hugeass sunglasses? only too many times you see someone who looks pretty hot with the glasses on and then she takes them off and she looks like she got curbstomped by the goliath and then by david also! they arent sunglasses anymore, they are a fucking visor to protect the world from peoples uglyness

hugeass glasses on
lady-gaga-no-pants.jpg



glasses off
lady_gaga_nose.0.0.0x0.400x465.jpeg


Yep, I see your point :p
 

TdC

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TDC you lie!

once you hit 30 thar be no such thing as a "Free weekend"
there is only, weekends where you are off work

it's too depressing to contemplate tbh :/
 

tris-

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we got a load of n00bs at kung fu last. and by a load i mean they doubled the class. there is only 2 instructions: dont talk when sifu is talking and dont put your hands in your pockets. so this one new guy fucked up after 5 minutes, thats everyone in a stress position.
then he fucks up again. back in another stress position
and somehow HE FUCKED UP A 3RD TIME.

how do you fuck up 3 times for one simple thing, especially when everyone is punished? it really is not that hard not to put your hands in your pockets.
unless youve got a compulsion to pocket wank infront of large groups.
 

old.Tohtori

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how do you fuck up 3 times for one simple thing, especially when everyone is punished? it really is not that hard not to put your hands in your pockets.
unless youve got a compulsion to pocket wank infront of large groups.

Quite hard if your body is used to it.

Try watching for your own automated notions sometimes, bet you'll find plenty :D

I'd like to rant about incompetent bosses. Just can't seem to get anything done around here.

Sent about a 4 page suggestion list on how our department could be improved by 2 minute actions(that require their say so) and none are implemented.

It's like they have this stick up their arse about improving things, walking about with coffee mugs and seeming to do crap all.

I did his job for a month when he was away, it's not that time consuming! :eek:
 

CorNokZ

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Have nothing to rant about atm!

Found a 24/7 pokémon stream with perfect quality! \o/
 

CorNokZ

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Again the day has just got even better! Friend of mine just called me and told me she got two tickets for the sold-out Denmark-Sweden Match this saturday!! Oh yeah!! xD
 

Bahumat

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I'm playing Cock Hero and I strummed the pubes...err I mean chords so fast they burnt out :(
 

Edmond

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Put a fresh Stanley knife across my thumb at 9.00am this morning, 2 1/2 hours in A&E and a few stitches later

Its throbing like a bitch right now, fuck sake
 

Lamp

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cut the other thumb - you won't even notice this morning's injury
 

Edmond

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The anesthetic didn't wear off untill about 5.00, should have taken full advantage and had a wank
 

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