The longest story in the whole of the world (Barrysworld stylee)

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Stazbumpa

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....extremely large drivers airbag. Tidy bit of kit, I can tell you. Staz suddenly realised that he was in an Internet cafe in Sydney and had just fragged the bollox of a load of Oz CS players on a LAN, which was nice, coz he had a ping of 10 FECKING MILLISECONDS!!! Bugger, he thought, I'll get a drink. Meanwhile......
 
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old.SUp3rFM

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...in the other part of the world, an alien, in the shape of a giant niple went on climbing the Tower Bridge. It was by then, that the superhero...
 
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luap

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...first three dots on this forum reply. He knew the penalty for this oversight was to be taken away to BW towers and be...
 
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old.MeddlE

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...anal-raped with a 20" vibrator with all the trimmings. This was gonna hurt so he...
 
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luap

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...went to a shop and bought a camera to record the agony. Later he would look at these pictures and relive the experience in his mind. One thing troubled him however, what was he going to do with his...
 
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xenon2000

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...tape of the recorded action. Would he sell it? Keep it? upload it to the net? But then, a guy made a suitable offer for it. His name was...
 
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luap

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...Mr Eric Morely (Deceased). "You have just the look I want for my beyond the grave Miss Zombie contest. Here, take this money, gimme that tape and come with me". Eric led him to a secluded...
 
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old.Luap2

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...no thanks mate. He said. He had turned so fast that he made a small hole in the pavement he was standing on. He turned again and again. Soon he was deep enough to see a...
 
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luap

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...good but dying thread in amongst the dinosaur bones. It was clear he was headed for...
 
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shabazz

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...at this point the apprentice wondered what the fuck was going on in his twisted little mind. Why did he think such deranged thoughts, he pondered. All of a suddem Eminem burst into the room shouting...
 
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xenon2000

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HI!
My name is
WHAT?
My name is
WHO?
My name is.......
 
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old.Davehart

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..queer mother fucker and I'm the biggest tosser alive, as soon as people look at him they....
 
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old.Davehart

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...opps, my mistake, its actually Tug who was.....
 
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shabazz

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...wearing pink frilly knickers, with yellow stains, who he had borrowed from the queen. So being the nice bloke he is he returned them, only to see...
 
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old.Luap2

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...that this thread was truly dying. nn long story. Maybe next time.

/me pastes it into Word and sends to Hollywood.
 
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Stazbumpa

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Unfortunately, however, Word is a MS product and so crashed. This caused everything to be lost, started a fire in the neighbours back yard, a pile up on the M4 and the Earth to spin off its axis for a short while.

"Well bugger me" the Apprentice in a completely non sexual and innuendo-free-as-possible way....
 
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xenon2000

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..."There's a jet plane overhead, and he's dropping bananas! 1000's of them!"

But before he could do anything, the 1000's of bananas landed on top of Harry, who was walking nearby.
Harry's mystery was then solved for good.

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(you do remember how this story started, don't you? :) )
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old.Luap2

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THE END

copyright(c) 1999-2000 (Luap Enterprises)

Any similarity between this story and actual persons living or dead would be hilarious.
 
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xenon2000

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Actually its copyright PAKMAN enterprises

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So who's going to start a new story then?
 
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Stazbumpa

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Can we have an out-takes section like in Jackie Chan movies???
 
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old.+SA+Eliminator

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Volume 2 :?

New story...

Once upon a morning there was a lad named Nigel, he is a headbanger, but when it comes to buying and selling used cars he's...
 
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xenon2000

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actually, i meant a new thread, nevermind. i'll paste it in... :)
 
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old.HeL1FiRe

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has anyone actually bothered reading this whole thing, i certainly havnt
 
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Stazbumpa

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I read the whole thing once, and fell into a coma.
Actually it starts off really well, but becomes crap around about the time I got involved in it.

Never mind.
 
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