The longest story in the whole of the world (Barrysworld stylee)

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Testin da Cable

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...garter, stopping only at his hardend steel kevlar lined cup that he repeatedly blessed for being standard issue to all BW story participants. Speaking of pants, he wondered...
 
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luap

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...why a dog gasping for breath was called panting. Breathing hard like that is pretty cool, not at all pants. He promptly marched off to the hospital to have his exploded bits sorted out. He asked the Doctor "While I'm here, would you look at my oversized...
 
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...orifice, which seems to have a small man playing the banjo inside". The doctor thought "this I have to see", and...
 
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promptly crawled in to sed oversized rectum for a hoe down with the small banjo playing man. Once inside, he exclaimed:...
 
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..."my it's big in here....it's big in here....big in here...in here....here". "Not so loud!...so loud...loud" cried the banjo playing man. "Why?...ay...y" asked the doc. "Well, the banjo player softly replied, cos of the echo there's a danger of avalanche's m8." "Oh, sorry...orry" replied the doc "I didn't realize...
 
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old.Sokem

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...that shit could avalanche" and as he said these words the gas building up behind the 4 day waiting chod starting to get unrestfull and finally erupted sending the doctor, the small banjo man and a chod resembling Bill Clintons nob into a wall, "i've never seen a nob like that, not in all my time visting...
 
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...this 'ere elemental plane!" exclamed the Banjo Playing Man. "What," said the Doctor, "are you on about?" "You mean you've no idea where you are?" asked the Banjo Playing Man. "I hope you're not insinuating that I've crossed an interdimentional boundry just by crawling up someones bum..." "Exactly m8." said the Banjo Playing Man. "But...but then we're back again aren't we? After all we've just got blown out inta this feckin wall innit?" "Sorry m8" spoke the BPM. "It doesn't work that way. I'm afraid you're stuck here with me for a bit". The Doctor backed away from the BPM, who's skin had started to bubble. "Umm" he said "I think...
 
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your'e not really a plain down to earth Banjo Playing Man (if there are any), you an alien!"

The BPM pulled back his skin and revealed his true identity as "Luap-ffs", although everyone knew he was bullshitting, as he looked just like the ugly bitch off the telly, who's real name was...
 
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...long, Luap George Cloony Brad Pit Tom Cruise Einstien. Luap was in fact all these famous people, rolled into one.

The ffs bit was because Luap couldn't retrieve his logon details. Luap morphed into a blue Martitian with 14 tenticles. With the largest tenticle he thumped the ground and shot off into the air aiming for the cliff edge above. He landed with a gentle thud, looked up and saw a...

[Edited by Luap-ffs on 04-11-00 at 16:07]
 
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....which was lucky as he had some protectection on it. Felling no pain he......
 
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...said "arrrrrrrrrrrrrrghttrhrh NO PAIN grrrrrrrrrrrruuummp there is oooouuuuuuuhchchhchhchc no pain...." Cutting a less than imposing figure standing there on the cliff edge gleaming purple tentacleness from every angle he plucked weakly at the 18" double dong protuding from his [errm] inner ear. He couldn't get a grip on the 3" that still stuck out of his [errm again] skull. Finally managing, he plucked out the dong only to collapse to the ground. "Gawd," he said "that feels just like...
 
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xenon2000

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the same feeling of annoyance that you get when people type really long replies to this thread, like the previous message. I personally think it should contain more random cheesy phrases, like...
 
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old.charliealpha

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...paid a large amount of money to a bloke he's only just met in...
 
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...a bar. Cos he had to cos he'd been there since 5 and the publican was starting to get a bit ticked off :) or...
 
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Stazbumpa

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...go on holiday to Australia on Tuesday like Staz is doing :) although this has nothing to do with the thread, although I find it amusing. Anyway...
 
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xenon2000

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called out the mysterious female figure from across the room, who was wearing a rather provocative...
 
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luap

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...seatbelt, inside her car. The seatbelt was made of lace with neat rose pattern trimming on the edge. The rest of the car followed the style of the seat belt, the bumpers were neatly finished in...


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/me brings the thread back to the point.
 
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xenon2000

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neat rose pattern, with trimming on the edge, duh. So without wanting to miss an oppurtunity, Staz immeadiatley jumped in the car and said...
 
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luap

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...I thought you were dead! How did you ever survive that head on colision with the supertanker while you were water skiing?...
 
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