The Joy of Teen Sex

[nath]

Despite my avatar and certain people's signatures, I do not read the daily mail. However, I'm getting all Mary Whitehouse about this program. Anyone seen it?

I just saw a couple of minutes on it, and they were giving some advice to a 16 year old girl. She felt her last boyfriend dumped her because she didn't want to have sex doggy style. That's an easy one I think -

"He's a ****, love. If that's why he dumped you then you're best shot of him. You're 16 years old and it's pretty fucking normal that you'd be uncomfortable with some stuff. Don't worry about it and don't do anything you're not comfortable with."

Is what should have been said, in my increasingly conservative-appearing opinion. What the 'expert' actually said was "well, here's a bunch of alternative positions you might like to try." The subtext this insecure 16 year old presumably taking from that is "well clearly you're a prudish cow, do some more interesting shit and you'll keep your fella interested."

ARGH. Rage.

 

[cHodAX]

Nope, our kids are having sex pushed at them young and younger through all forms of media including the papers but also it is the nature of the sex that is distrubing. Kids are growing up thinking that porn sex is what real sex should be like when it reality it is rarely ever anything like what we seen on screen these days. Gonzo porn is not reality kids.

 

[SheepCow]

That's the bit that disturbed you? Not the fact she was there with her mum and her mum was talking about how deep she likes it?

 

[Septima]

What f****** kind of tv shows you got in UK????? Oo

 

[nath]

That's the bit that disturbed you? Not the fact she was there with her mum and her mum was talking about how deep she likes it?

Well that was a little unpleasant, but it didn't fuck me off because there wasn't really anything majorly *wrong* with that. Other than it being creepy.

 

[Vasconcelos]

Nope, our kids are having sex pushed at them young and younger through all forms of media including the papers but also it is the nature of the sex that is distrubing. Kids are growing up thinking that porn sex is what real sex should be like when it reality it is rarely ever anything like what we seen on screen these days. Gonzo porn is not reality kids.

^- This

When a 14yo tells you that the aim of having sex is "facialicing the chick"... society have failed.

 

[Wij]

You're all just bitter that girls weren't all wannabe porn-stars when you were that age.

I know I am

 

[Starman]

Can't say I've seen it but thanks chaps you made me laugh while drinking tea.

Edit: Zarjazz - LOL

 

[Zarjazz]

I read the topic and thought this was some thread about Deebs New Year resolution.

 

[DaGaffer]

You're all just bitter that girls weren't all wannabe porn-stars when you were that age.

I know I am

Me Too

 

[Wij]

Indeed. I feel well miffed that girls weren't all worried about whether they should be offering me anal or a soapy-tit-wank.

Bastard lucky fucking bastard fucking kids

 

[sayward]

Only saw 2 minutes and thought it was pretty revolting.

 

[Shagrat]

Indeed. I feel well miffed that girls weren't all worried about whether they should be offering me anal or a soapy-tit-wank.

Bastard lucky fucking bastard fucking kids

Haha im sensing your a little bitter the bit with the mum was just ew. In fact the whole program is just ew. Like cho says far too much of this crap is aimed at younger and younger audiences

 

[old.Tohtori]

I've been thinking about this topic a while and have to say;

Watching 16 year olds doing porn = prison sentence.
MAKING a show about a 16 year olds getting sex position advice = ok?

Now i'm no prude, i know what kids get on with these days, but making money of it seems...well.

 

[throdgrain]

"He's a ****, love. If that's why he dumped you then you're best shot of him. You're 16 years old and it's pretty fucking normal that you'd be uncomfortable with some stuff. Don't worry about it and don't do anything you're not comfortable with."

Obviously the correct answer.

 

[Scouse]

You're all just bitter that girls weren't all wannabe porn-stars when you were that age.

I know I am

So this

/cry

 

[megadave]

When I watched it I saw a full on, close up of a spread cooch and it wasn't even that late, i was quite impressed