Dukat
Resident Freddy
- Joined
- Jan 10, 2004
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Thats right everyone, its that time again!
I got up too late for breakfast this morning, managed to grab extra scoff at the shop though, so I am now left with a mindsplitting dilemma that is beyond even the much worshipped magic 8-ball.
I now have more food that I would normally have, however, I just cant decide on whether or not to eat some of it now and some later, or have all of it in a massive feeding frenzy at 1pm. The only problem is, I once again have nothing to do at all for the entire day, so if I try to wait until 1pm its going to be a hunger fast of gandi proportions!
The current contents of the fridge at work includes:
Two pot noodles(both chicken and mushroom flavour)
A Ham Salad baguette
A Tuna and Onion baguette
Two Twirls
One Packet of Salt and Vinegar Crisps(Walkers ofc! )
(Plus some old guys sandwiches that look really really dangerous and smell funny, so I've put my food at the other side of the fridge!)
Both of the baguettes are of almost subway footlong proportions, just stopping a little short, but are nicely filled.
Having missed breakfast, I'm very hungry, but I'm also drooling at the thought of having all that scoff to go through in one sitting I've tried to solve the problem with complex decision matrices, asking the secretary at work, phoning the samaritans, phoning the police, and by just shouting the question very loudly from my desk. None of which have yeilded answers, much to my continued amazement.
So I've come to the one place where I know I can get a conclusive answer, once and for all, to this once in a lifetime connundrum!
Help me Freddies House Kenobi! You're my only hope!!!1
I got up too late for breakfast this morning, managed to grab extra scoff at the shop though, so I am now left with a mindsplitting dilemma that is beyond even the much worshipped magic 8-ball.
I now have more food that I would normally have, however, I just cant decide on whether or not to eat some of it now and some later, or have all of it in a massive feeding frenzy at 1pm. The only problem is, I once again have nothing to do at all for the entire day, so if I try to wait until 1pm its going to be a hunger fast of gandi proportions!
The current contents of the fridge at work includes:
Two pot noodles(both chicken and mushroom flavour)
A Ham Salad baguette
A Tuna and Onion baguette
Two Twirls
One Packet of Salt and Vinegar Crisps(Walkers ofc! )
(Plus some old guys sandwiches that look really really dangerous and smell funny, so I've put my food at the other side of the fridge!)
Both of the baguettes are of almost subway footlong proportions, just stopping a little short, but are nicely filled.
Having missed breakfast, I'm very hungry, but I'm also drooling at the thought of having all that scoff to go through in one sitting I've tried to solve the problem with complex decision matrices, asking the secretary at work, phoning the samaritans, phoning the police, and by just shouting the question very loudly from my desk. None of which have yeilded answers, much to my continued amazement.
So I've come to the one place where I know I can get a conclusive answer, once and for all, to this once in a lifetime connundrum!
Help me Freddies House Kenobi! You're my only hope!!!1