Formula 1 The F1 jibber jabber thread.

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Crashes galore next season after Sauber get bailed out by the Russians and have to race a 17yr old in the car!
 

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JB did lewis a big favour today.
Great drive from kimi and grosjean as well.
 

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Awesome end to Q3, I bet Di Resta thought he had that one in the bag. It was looking like a genius move to keep him on inters up until Rosberg started banging those times in. Well done Lewis, he's achieved so much already in his first season there.
 

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Stonking Q3 and another awesome performance from Lewis, a deliberate mix of delicate precision and wild beastmode. As is often the way with Spa, a lot of luck comes into it, especially with the weather, timing and drying/damp tracks!
 

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Funny as fuck penalty.
Sebs won though :(
Next season should be pretty good w/ the 1.6 turbos.
 

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Apparently Hamilton and Rosberg came round to find Alonso's car stopped on the racing line and had to take evasive action, off the track in Hamilton's case, so I guess it's for a reason... was a nice touch though :)
 

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Wasn't dangerous in a way, it was fucking lethal and Webber is lucky to be alive - Alonso was an absolute muppet - in no circumstances would you stop to have a chat or pick up a mate just around a blind bend on a dual carraigeway where cars do 70mph let alone on a racetrack where cars take that corner at more than that speed during the race and probably 60-70 on a slowdown/inlap.
 

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I think it would have changed 3 results in the last 20 years or so, it's a gimmicky response to red bulls dominance, at least they're trying something ;)
 

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A gimmicky waste of time.

Which is what F1 has become.

I've been a get up at 4am to watch F1 type since 1986. Stopped this season. KERS to overtake and the push-to-remove-downforce buttons were a joke. Loss of free-to-air in a sport that was already becoming dull enough to require overtaking aids was taking the piss (I may have paid for it 20 years ago).

I haven't even been reading this thread - but as soon as I saw the "double points" debacle I thought I'd have to post.

What a sanitised pile of shit F1 has become :eek:
 

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This just feels that bit more fake than all the KERS and DRS stuff though. I half expect to see power-ups and overtaking combo bonuses. The spending cap is a move in the right direction. Just put all the drivers in a similarly spec'd car and let them race ffs.
 

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If this makes you go wtf, then look at formula E - they are discussing giving extra hp boosts to people who get the most hashtag votes on twitter during a race......
 

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This just feels that bit more fake than all the KERS and DRS stuff though. I half expect to see power-ups and overtaking combo bonuses. The spending cap is a move in the right direction. Just put all the drivers in a similarly spec'd car and let them race ffs.
Frankly, I'm not watching again until you get red, green and spikey blue shell powerups ;)
 

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Frankly, I'm not watching again until you get red, green and spikey blue shell powerups ;)

This tbfh. Turn it back into a bloodbath and it might pique my interest again. Until then I've managed to free up 17 weekends a year for epic mountain bike rides down stupidly steep terrain. Why watch a fake race featuring rich people we'll never meet when you can take part in a real adrenaline pumper with your mates and get shitfaced aftewards :)
 

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They really need to make it less boring, I'm hoping this coming year will be good with the various changes but I wouldn't be surprised if little actually ends up changing.
 

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The Merc is definitely the best-looking of the new cars (that I've seen). The front wing is insane...

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Loving all of these problems that Redbull are having. I just saw that Lewis is 5/2 (on Sky Bet, reported by SSN, so take that as you will) favourite to win the title this year.
 

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Make room for Kevin Magnussen! 21 years old and finishes 3rd in his debut. Also he had an insane save in yesterday's Q3 at 240kph
 

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He had a great save off the line too - very impressive, and I am really enjoying the new regs :)
 

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Got to feel bad for Ricciardo though. I don't know how much input he had in the technical setup but to be DQ'd in your home race, especially when you've go a podium has got to be gutting.
 

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Got to feel bad for Ricciardo though. I don't know how much input he had in the technical setup but to be DQ'd in your home race, especially when you've go a podium has got to be gutting.

It being his home race, yes, but overall I am sure he is still pretty happy. They've clearly got a good car underneath them which will only improve throughout the season. For me this rings alarm bells of another Vettel season, though I really hope Mercedes and McClaren have their some answers to that!
 

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And Williams, hopefully. Anybody with Mercedes under the bonnet. Force India have looked pretty decent, too.
 
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It being his home race, yes, but overall I am sure he is still pretty happy. They've clearly got a good car underneath them which will only improve throughout the season. For me this rings alarm bells of another Vettel season, though I really hope Mercedes and McClaren have their some answers to that!

It was a good car only because they were cheating. They knew what they were doing, to be honest the DQ didn't bother them because their car was at the front for the race and the words Red Bull were spoken dozens of times. Then the words Red Bull were written about dozens of times in relation to the DQ. It's all good for Red Bull.
 

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It was a good car only because they were cheating. They knew what they were doing, to be honest the DQ didn't bother them because their car was at the front for the race and the words Red Bull were spoken dozens of times. Then the words Red Bull were written about dozens of times in relation to the DQ. It's all good for Red Bull.

True to a point, but the fact remains - when the power is there the handling of the car seems almost effortess, and that's the key. We already know that Renault (and Ferarri, to a lesser degree) need to improve performance, but that's way easier than having to change the fundamental car design.
 

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