Football The closed 2011/2012 Season Thread

[Deebs]

Just had a phonecall from my boy according to him Chelsea have a pretty easy start to the new season

 

[CorNokZ]

lol no Deebs.. Megadave always starts the Football threads

OT Tradition

 

[Deebs]

Megadave in this instance was just far too slow...

 

[CorNokZ]

Amphrax tried this last year and failed horribly

Just saying mate.. Besides the transfer window is still open and the U21 is still being played so the 2010/2011 season is far from over yet

 

[cHodAX]

Actually as by far the highest contributer to ALL the football threads I should have the honour of starting this seasons thread.

 

[cHodAX]

Amphrax tried this last year and failed horribly

Just saying mate.. Besides the transfer window is still open and the U21 is still being played so the 2010/2011 season is far from over yet

We decided on 1st July, the transfer windows are open until the end of August which is weeks into the season. Not sure how long the U21 has to run but regardless 1st July seems sensible for a year in which there are no major tournaments.

 

[Sydrik]

Actually as by far the highest contributer to ALL the football threads I should have the honour of starting this seasons thread.

By being the owner of the forum, hosting the thread, hosting the posts you made I reckon Deebs has you beaten.

 

[Deebs]

By being the owner of the forum, hosting the thread, hosting the posts you made I reckon Deebs has you beaten.

Indeed I can just merge threads into this one...

Btw, bored of turkeys yet?

 

[Corran]

Deebs should ban himself from the forum for breach of the Football thread rules

 

[cHodAX]

Indeed I can just merge threads into this one...

Btw, bored of turkeys yet?

Deebs you rock but never kid yourself, without me this place would fall apart!

Muahahaaaa!

<runs off to take medication!>

 

[Vladamir]

Deebs you made a bad

 

[Sydrik]

Btw, bored of turkeys yet?

Not really, they still carry less diseases than you....

 

[Deebs]

Deebs should ban himself from the forum for breach of the Football thread rules

Never going to happen!

Deebs you rock but never kid yourself, without me this place would fall apart!

Muahahaaaa!

<runs off to take medication!>

Thanks but don't kid yourself...

Deebs you made a bad

I did ? How?

Not really, they still carry less diseases than you....

****.

 

[cHodAX]

How fucking rude!?! You could have said 'yes cho, we would be lost without you, never leave us or I will shut this place down!' but oh no, there you go hurting my feelings you evil bastard!

If I win Euromillions tonight I am gonna employ Lulz to take this place down and then hire David Charlton to come around your house and do a dirty protest in your livingroom!

 

[Vladamir]

Megadave is the king thread maker, you've basically shat on his doorstep and rang the doorbell!

 

[Scouse]

Megadave knows nothing of football, Deeblar (who's equally ignorant) has made a fair move.

Unfortunately, both their teams suck the sweat off a dead man's balls

 

[Deebs]

How fucking rude!?! You could have said 'yes cho, we would be lost without you, never leave us or I will shut this place down!' but oh no, there you go hurting my feelings you evil bastard!

If I win Euromillions tonight I am gonna employ Lulz to take this place down and then hire David Charlton to come around your house and do a dirty protest in your livingroom!

I look forward to it, I may even whack one out whilst he is doing a dirty protest in my living room

 

[Deebs]

Megadave knows nothing of football, Deeblar (who's equally ignorant) has made a fair move.

Unfortunately, both their teams suck the sweat off a dead man's balls

I need to go get last nights pic out.....

 

[Shagrat]

bastards, now i dont know which football thread to post in.

you mincers have done this on purpose.

 

[cHodAX]

I look forward to it, I may even whack one out whilst he is doing a dirty protest in my living room

Hang on.

Let me get this right.

You would wank over a fat ginger Geordie?

Who was doing a piss and shit on your nice homo-erotic leather jacket?

In your living room?

You really are a sick sick motherfucker.

 

[Scouse]

bastards, now i dont know which football thread to post in.

you mincers have done this on purpose.

Fixtures were out today. League has been reset.

This thread clearly = king

 

[Deebs]

Hang on.

Let me get this right.

You would wank over a fat ginger Geordie?

Who was doing a piss and shit on your nice homo-erotic leather jacket?

In your living room?

You really are a sick sick motherfucker.

Regardless of what was happening at the time if I decided I needed a wank I would.

 

[cHodAX]

Regardless of what was happening at the time if I decided I needed a wank I would.

Single-minded, I approve. It was the same defence I used when caught fapping at the ball-pit in IKEA.

 

[Shagrat]

Single-minded, I approve. It was the same defence I used when caught fapping at the ball-pit in IKEA.

oh, your the bad man with a snake my daughter still cries about.

shame on you.

 

[cHodAX]

oh, your the bad man with a snake my daughter still cries about.

shame on you.

That wasn't a snake, it was the 2ft long dildo that I had trapped in the u-bend of my lower intestine!

 

[Embattle]

Indeed I can just merge threads into this one...

Btw, bored of turkeys yet?

You could, like when you merged the forums

 

[Vae]

I thought we agreed that as clear winner of the Fantasy Football it should be me starting this thread

 

[Shagrat]

We need about 10m3 of mud, a fighting pit, some fit bird with a board with numbers on (all the classy fights have one) and you lot in mankini's to battle to the death to end this sodding argument once and for all.

I'll have the PPV rights as its my idea and I'll make millions muhahahahahaha





















haha





ha

 

[cHodAX]

I thought we agreed that as clear winner of the Fantasy Football it should be me starting this thread

No one likes a bragging bastard!

That is why I have been getting dogs abuse for the last 4 weeks, all because...

MANCHESTER UNITED - 19 LEAGUE TITLES FATHERFUCKERS!

 

[Scouse]

Who? What?




How many European Cups? (When it was hard to qualify, never mind win?)