The Bible Code

[Sar]

Bwaf

 

[Tom]

'If the real Jesus Christ were to stand up today,
he'd be gunned down cold by the CIA"

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Tom[SHOTTEH]
'If the real Jesus Christ were to stand up today,
he'd be gunned down cold by the CIA"

Perhaps the next time around he would be bullet proof like superman

 

[leggy]

Originally posted by dysfunction
Perhaps the next time around he would be bullet proof like superman

Perhaps you would be jesus and they gunned down j00

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by leggy
Perhaps you would be jesus and they gunned down j00

I would turn you into a maggot.

Oh wait thats already happened!!

 

[Tom]

Originally posted by leggy
Perhaps you would be jesus and they gunned down j00

From the same song:

"If he ever finds out, who hijacked his name,
he'll cut out his heart, and turn in his grave."

 

[leggy]

What song is that then?

That was just the first thing i thought of.

:/

 

[isuck]

the bible has been translated so many times, and the folks that apparently werent around at the time it actually happened.

so its full of **** imo.

as for a supreme being or whatever, im gonna edge my bets. i dont wanna be at the pearly gates with some fucker saying 'Well you wrote mean things about the boss back in april...'

could someone lead me back to the movies forum, only reading i do is the tv listings :/

 

[leggy]

Originally posted by isuck
i dont wanna be at the pearly gates with some fucker saying 'Well you wrote mean things about the boss back in april...'

It's too late.. Throdgrain knows you called him a fat southern cunt

 

[Maljonic]

Originally posted by Sar
Jesus is a myth, based on a yet older myth - Dionysus.





ADMIN!

Thought Jesus was a vampire killer.. oops, sorry, wrong thread...

 

[Tom]

Originally posted by [ROT]Maljonic
Thought Jesus was a vampire killer.. oops, sorry, wrong thread...

No, Jesus was a gay ten-pin bowler.

 

[Wij]

He was a kiddie fiddler according to Tom Cruise !

 

[Maljonic]

the thing is with humans though is that they think something isn't true if it happened a long time ago; like when they got off if that girl at a party years ago, or when they were abducted by Tralfamadorians as a child...

 

[Maljonic]

Originally posted by Tom[SHOTTEH]
No, Jesus was a gay ten-pin bowler.

'no one fucks with the Jesus'

 

[Gumbo]

Originally posted by Wij
He was a kiddie fiddler according to Tom Cruise !

He was a pedarast according to Walter.

 

[Maljonic]

he was a Capricorn according to his birthday...