The Actual Desk Thread

[mank!]

Tidy desk = Sick mind.

filthy lies.

trem's aroused me

 

[TdC]

Let me paint the picture for you. I was stood in the PC room in my birds bra in the middle of the day, if you think I am going to stand there and take 27 photos to get it right you are very wrong. Like I said before we are having a kitchen built so the builders are here and my mate is meant to be arriving soon and not to mention my mum who is turning up. Everyone already thinks I am a borderline mental and if anyone caught me in Samm's pink bra with a camera I would be on my way for electro compulsive therapy before you can say straight jacket.

Now if you want to see my face and hair Cal you know my number so lets arrange a date, but not on a Monday afternoon I dress in Samm's clothes on that day.

my lady neighbor has some nice undies that she hangs out to dry on wash days. I could steal a pair and send them to you. I still have to send Will's sock too so it will save postage

 

[TdC]

ofc, my original plan was to steal her bra or undies, keep them for a week, and then put them back o0

not that I will ever admit to that in public ofc

 

[Louster]

lol Louster, your room reminds me of me

though tbh there's loads of space around the lappy that you can still put stuff on, lazy bugger

Yeah. It's because I shuffle my laptop between my "desk" and my bed quite often, and in the process it tends to push everything else out of the way (and often on to the floor). It's like one of those arcade coin slot machines.

 

[Athena]

Flaming heck! you lot really are a bunch of untidy pigs! Never seen so many messy desks. Mine's immaculate and I make the guys at work tidy their shite up as well - I just can’t work in a tip.
My desk's got 3 monitors on it, a pen and a phone and that's it really. How tidy am I!! :kissit:

 

[Trem]

How tidy am I!!

Means nothing til you make the guys wear a bra.

 

[Salteh]

Atheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeena!
Hi wub wub muffin!

*back to topic* My monitor died, but benq is coming to swap it for an other monitor tomorrow... wondering what kind of monitor they're going to give me...

 

[RandomBastard]

Bah BenQ are swapping it? Basts.
NEC took my tft away on monday to be repaired, so far they haven't offered a replacement or told me when its coming back but as its in the 3rd year of its warranty I suppose I can't complain.

 

[Chilly]

keyboard? Mouse? Coffee cup?

So full of shit athie!

 

[VF-]

*back to topic* My monitor died, but benq is coming to swap it for an other monitor tomorrow... wondering what kind of monitor they're going to give me...

Show pics when you get it, bidge!

 

[Clown]

Looks like you need a tripod!

 

[RandomBastard]

Nice case, like the idea of side mounted hdd's. Also cool graphics tablet

 

[Athena]

keyboard? Mouse? Coffee cup?

So full of shit athie!

I do not fib j00 sl*g! xx

Atheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeena!
Hi wub wub muffin!

I lurk in the darkness xxxx - you get more kisses than Chilly cos he's mean!

 

[Salteh]

Yarrrrrrr!

 

[RandomBastard]

My tft came back today, well yesterday now (thursday) and worked fine and was all nice and shiny for ohhh all of 5mins then theres a blue line down one side.

Phone up NEC and they're like yeah thats the third one today and other ones with diff colours. So back off to nec my monitor will go.

And they still wont gimme a new one

Although I have just ordered some ram, hd and stuff to repair my desktop and then I will tidy my desk and picture it.

 

[TdC]

unlucky RB hope they sort it properly next time :/

 

[RandomBastard]

Because hopefully my tft will come back working this time, and I've ordered some bits to make my desktop usable again I've decided to tidy up and rearrange my work environment. This is the before shot so you can all see the mess I live in so you don't think I'm a weird neat freak once I've tidied up

The blue square represent the hole left by my tft which has now fled to nec land again.

 

[TdC]

no worries mate, we think you're a wierd freak as is

 

[Fweddy]

That's a nice case VF, but is it not really noisy with all those fans?

 

[Louster]

This is the before shot so you can all see the mess I live in so you don't think I'm a weird neat freak once I've tidied up

Mang. If you'd learned anything from this thread it's that what you've photographed there is not a mess. At all. I'm tempted to post an updated picture of my bedroom just to drive home the point.

Edit: a general rule of thumb: if there are "stacks" involved, and they contain only similarly-shaped objects and don't lean at an angle, then you're probably not living in a mess.

 

[TdC]

a general rule of thumb: if there are "stacks" involved, and they contain only similarly-shaped objects and don't lean at an angle, then you're probably not living in a mess.

rofl

I need you to speak to my gf Louster. She doesn't agree with your rule

 

[tris-]

the joys of living in a mess is you generally loose shit without realising only to find it several months later and be over joyed.

be it a quid and a few coppers or that CD you imagined you listend to.

 

[Mazling]

I've lost your old coke pic, louster :-(

 

[Louster]

I still have it, on my crappy website:

To be honest it's a wonder I don't have diabetes by now.

 

[VF-]

That's a nice case VF, but is it not really noisy with all those fans?

It's pretty decent but I have them all hooked upto the fan control unit and have it set to the lowest, just a hum.

Best part is the dust filters for the case.
7 fans altogether, 2 front, 2 side, 1 top, 2 rear. I've taken 3 fans out the mean time since then.

Wish it was as quiet as the G5 though, thats whisper quiet! Though to be honest the G5 has the worst fans ever made I'd reckon. Friggin Delta fans, the G5 ain't so quiet when the system gets stressed. I mind once when I was repairing the file system, oh my god! when those Delta fans kick upto full speed it makes a GeForceFX 5800 Ultra dust buster fan system sound silent!

Think I have my own personal Tornado.

 

[Lazarus]

doesnt it start hovvering apout the room?

 

[MaCaBr3]

At home + just add the laptop from the second picture somewhere in there.

At work

 

[Doomy]

My little corner of the world. What a mess.

 

[TdC]

lies. how you dare call that a mess is beyond me. -3 for effort

 

[RandomBastard]

NEC returned my monitor on friday and it works again.
So heres a picture of my reorganised desk space.

Still won't qualify as a mess to you guys right