Football The 2015/2016 Season Thread

[Raven]

Man leaves wife and children for Jamie Vardy’s goal

 

[Embattle]

Not sure how many more times Chelsea players intend to slip over, they must be wearing dancing shoes or something.

 

[Embattle]

Someone buy Oscar some proper fucking boots please.

 

[Lethul]

 

[Moriath]

I guess his team got spanked?

 

[Raven]

7.0

Against Barca

 

[caLLous]

Never mind that he never actually said that quote.

 

[Raven]

Yeah, I did jump the gun a little in laughing at it. I should have consulted my copy of "The big book of everything Gary Neville has ever said"

 

[caLLous]

It was funny, it should be noted though that nobody ever actually heard him say it.

 

[Lethul]

It was funny, it should be noted though that nobody ever actually heard him say it.

What really is funny though is;

For Gary Neville Sky really is the limit

 

[caLLous]

Apparently Mourinho has signed an agreement to become United's manager next season. The Manchester derby is going to be incredible if that's the case.

 

[Gray]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAZnyE-I7dg

 

[Bodhi]

Apparently Mourinho has signed an agreement to become United's manager next season. The Manchester derby is going to be incredible if that's the case.

And I suspect the fans of lesser London clubs will enjoy the sight of a large number of Chelsea fans gently weeping...

 

[caLLous]

Yeah @soze how do you feel about this?

 

[Bodhi]

He'll be happy as long as it involves finishing 4th?

 

[soze]

Yeah @soze how do you feel about this?

I could not give a toss honestly. The lesser London club thing? It is what you have come to expect from the Modern Chelsea fan. That and shagging your mates wife. As long as she is white because you have to be a racist too.

 

[Embattle]

He'll be happy as long as it involves finishing 4th?

How dare you forget making a profit as well.

 

[caLLous]

Christ, even Liverpool's manager is injured!

 

[Himse]

I could not give a toss honestly. The lesser London club thing? It is what you have come to expect from the Modern Chelsea fan. That and shagging your mates wife. As long as she is white because you have to be a racist too.

Wow somebody is salty pay £30 more for a Barcelona game pls, shit club

 

[Embattle]

Wow talk about crap defense City.

 

[Deebs]

Come on Leicester

 

[Hawkwind]

He'll be happy as long as it involves finishing 4th?

Which will be way higher than Chelski this season!

 

[Billargh]

Is anyone not a Leicester fan this season?

 

[Embattle]

As I said before, easily nearly everyones second team.

 

[caLLous]

Fair play to them if they win it but no I'm not a Leicester fan.

 

[Embattle]

Personally I would be disappointed with MC, they spent even more money this year and their defense still looks bad and they seem slow today.

 

[caLLous]

I think you should focus your disappointment a bit closer to home...

 

[Embattle]

Why have I given any other impression, I would just say it makes it worse considering other clubs not taking advantage...who knows perhaps even the spunksters stand a chance.

 

[Deebs]

Lovely start again

 

[Shagrat]

2-0 fuck me!!! City can't defend