Football The 2015/2016 Season Thread

[soze]

That Levy is such a turd. Turned down 4 bids for Townsend including one for £11m and said he was not interested in negotiating. This is the same fucker that moaned about West Brom. He is magic for Spurs though. £12m for a player that has been dropped and is not wanted. Great business.

 

[caLLous]

That Levy is such a turd. Turned down 4 bids for Townsend including one for £11m and said he was not interested in negotiating. This is the same fucker that moaned about West Brom. He is magic for Spurs though. £12m for a player that has been dropped and is not wanted. Great business.

Levy wanted £14m but Poch intervened and got him to accept £12m. Good for the club (because he obviously wasn't in our plans) and good for the player (so he doesn't rot in the U21s for the rest of the season). He fucked up a couple of months ago and got banished to the U21s for it but he's worked hard so Poch repaid him by moving him on quicker than Levy would've otherwise allowed.

Anyway, I'm looking forward to a penalty shootout between Mignolet and Butland... I bet Liverpool fans aren't though.

 

[Scouse]

Called pens.

Got a horrible feeling we'll bottle it. One thing you can say about Stoke is that they've got character in their team.

Edit: But it shouldn't even be pens. Clear offside. Hey ho.

 

[caLLous]

Christ this is going to be a test and a half for Mignolet.

 

[Scouse]

Fucking Can missing one.

They have to be on target at least.

 

[caLLous]

Ok, test passed.

 

[Scouse]

Oooh! The Welsh Xavi!

 

[Lethul]

Good penalties all around.

 

[soze]

Could see the Stoke player did not fancy that, the poor fucker.

 

[Scouse]

Could see the Stoke player did not fancy that, the poor fucker.

Just like Frank Bruno against Tyson.

I threw my betting slip away as Frank came out of the tunnel

 

[Shagrat]

look who's back!


Crystal Palace sign striker Adebayor

 

[Raven]

There is no point him moving if Liverpool continue to misuse him.

 

[caLLous]

Ouch for De Bruyne's knee. That looked awful.

I guess that makes a lot of FF manager's lives easier though.

 

[Embattle]

I see Martinez went into whinge mode.

 

[soze]

Daniel Sturridge: Liverpool striker's injury record since 2013

 

[caLLous]

Glass houses! (or glass limbs, I suppose)

There's even a picture of Jack Wheelchair at the top of the article.

 

[soze]

I did not make up the name of the article. Jack might be the most injured but he is not injured for the longest!

 

[Scouse]

Shame they're focussing on Studge when Carroll's been out longer.

Pansies I tell you. They can't drink the scouse water

 

[Gray]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ0eJly7bkY


Oooh burned....!

 

[caLLous]

Some guy on twitter says De Bruyne is out for 10 weeks. Not sure how reliable of a source he is though...

 

[Billargh]

Probably one of those 'itk' cunts.

 

[Lethul]

So what are peoples view on the De Bruyne incident? Did he get hurt while diving or did he fall from a real challenge? Looks a bit wierd imo.

 

[caLLous]

It was a foul but he injured himself while exaggerating the severity of said foul.

 

[georgie]

Tbh, I couldn't see any foul, but he certainly did the damage when he threw himself down.

 

[caLLous]

FA Cup fifth round...

Chelsea v Manchester City
Reading v West Brom/Peterborough
Watford v Leeds United
Shrewsbury Town v Manchester United
Blackburn Rovers v Liverpool/West Ham
Spurs v Crystal Palace
Arsenal v Hull
Bournemouth v Everton

The money has to be on Adebayor to score and knock us out.

 

[CorNokZ]

Uhh tough draw for United

 

[Bodhi]

JT to leave at the end of the season, contract not renewed.

Fuck our board.

 

[Ormorof]

He is 35 and somewhat injury prone

Not surprising that a club that can buy anyone would replace him

USA to join Lampard?

 

[caLLous]

Injury prone? I wouldn't be surprised if he has played the most minutes of any Chav player this season.

 

[Embattle]

Very sad about JT but again it is understandable.