Football The 2015/2016 Season Thread

[CorNokZ]

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...adrid-and-atletico-madrid-given-transfer-bans

in b4 United attempts to panic buy Ronaldo and Bale in this window

Or Real throws silly money at United to get De Gea

 

[Raven]

To which they will just say, piss off.

 

[Calaen]

On the subject of former swansea stars how did Michu end up in a spanish semi pro club?

Really bad luck with injuries. So his brother has signed him and he's hoping without any pressure he can get another shot at a higher level.

 

[CorNokZ]

I can't quite figure out Eriksen these days..

 

[caLLous]

I can't quite figure out our goal difference... and our defensive record.

Eriksen has been a bit pish recently but he was excellent after his first goal. Maybe it's just a confidence thing after all.

 

[Embattle]

Good God Chelsea's defence is a shower of shit.

 

[Shagrat]

If only Everton could hold a lead.....

 

[Embattle]

Come on Chelsea you overpaid cunts.

 

[caLLous]

Villa can play some decent stuff when they try.

 

[CorNokZ]

Switched off after that dire first half. How did United win that?

 

[Hawkwind]

real smash and grab that, 1 shot on target, 1 goal. Standard of football was shocking, like watching the Dog & Duck vs the Kings Head.

Keeper getting man of the match, says it all.

 

[soze]

I really really want to like the Ox but his passing lately has been shocking. It is like he finds the most creative ways to give the ball back

 

[soze]

Ref letting a bit to much go here, a fair few fouls that he has waved play on too. Some of them the wrong way.

 

[caLLous]

Giroud is. Such. A. Twat.

 

[Hawkwind]

Giroud is. Such. A. Twat.

Well he is French

 

[CorNokZ]

Gary Neville still hasn't won a league game for Valencia. This is getting tedious.

 

[CorNokZ]

Mignolet signed a new contract with Liverpool. Why? He is so fucking shit?

 

[caLLous]

Mignolet signed a new contract with Liverpool. Why? He is so fucking shit?

"delighted"

"pleased"

"delighted"

"can confirm" :\

 

[Billargh]

 

[Scouse]

Switched off after that dire first half. How did United win that?

From what I hear Utd only had one shot on target and we were robbed

 

[Shagrat]

From what I hear Utd only had one shot on target and we were robbed

A robbery in Liverpool?! Surely not!!

 

[CorNokZ]

View: https://youtu.be/-wumoKQDf8U

 

[Moriath]

Nice head stamp. But i dont think it was malicious he was focused on the ball and just tried to get to it

 

[Billargh]

Lol you have to be joking?! Who tries to get over someone by jumping on their back with their feet a centimeter apart?

 

[CorNokZ]

I love how the Swiss player just attempts to get straight back up

 

[Moriath]

Lol you have to be joking?! Who tries to get over someone by jumping on their back with their feet a centimeter apart?

I think he was attempting to jump over him but failed.

 

[Billargh]

I think he was attempting to jump over him but failed.

Nonsense, he wasn't even at full stretch, if he was trying to avoid him he'd have put one leg in front of the other. Not do a Super Mario stomp on him.

 

[Lakih]

Dahlin jumps first, Swiss player crawls forward, Dahlin lands. It looks fishy but if you watch it a few times you can see that it's most likely not intentional.

 

[CorNokZ]

Mascherano sentenced to a year in prison for tax evasion. Messi and Neymar confirmed as PL players as of next season

 

[caLLous]

It'll be a suspended sentence and he won't spend a day behind bars.

Also, lol. Even players Liverpool are bidding for are doing their hamstrings. They submitted a bid for Teixera (reportedly € 32m) and he did his hamstring in training hours later.