Football The 2013 / 2014 Season Thread

[Aoami]

This game is dwanky

 

[megadave]

Torres? Kill me now

 

[Bahumat]

Some great passes by Carrick tonight.

 

[Raven]

Seems Maureen is playing for the draw now, brought Torres on.

 

[megadave]

Shouldn't take long for some of his headless chicken runs

 

[rynnor]

I see Torres still sucks - you should have offloaded him over the summer.

 

[Aoami]

Nice stepovers fernando

 

[rynnor]

Subs - maybe it will wake up the game.

 

[megadave]

I had a dream where we signed a young striker who once scored a hattrick against Utd

 

[rynnor]

This is like the first leg of a 2 leg European match.

 

[Aoami]

With thighs as glorious as papa didiers

 

[Sydrik]

You can actually see what is going through Torres' mind as he runs towards goal.

Runs up to the 18 yard line
'Yes, yes, I'm fucking epic, they're all backing off, I'm gonna fucking do it'
gets inside the box
'Fuck, fuck fuck, what do I do, fuck, where's the ball, fuck its gone.... oh fuck'

 

[rynnor]

You can actually see what is going through Torres' mind as he runs towards goal.

He has clear issues upstairs.

 

[Bahumat]

Would like to see Giggs on for welbeck.

 

[rynnor]

Tough job picking the highlights of this one...

 

[Aoami]

50th match against Chelsea. Mad.

 

[Lethul]

Torres should be booked for that Vidic elbow

 

[Aoami]

Jon obi miklel

 

[megadave]

Hmm, bringing Mikel on never works

 

[rynnor]

Hmm, bringing Mikel on never works

Depends if you are trying to win or not.

 

[rynnor]

Well Maureen got his way but awful to watch - Moyes showed his lack of tactical nouse finding no way to counter it.

 

[megadave]

Very disappointed with Mourinho. Oh well, a point isn't bad tbf.

 

[caLLous]

I was expecting at least some fireworks tonight. What a damp squib it turned out to be. Can't help feeling Mata and Kagawa would've made the difference. If Mourinho was starting without a striker just to flirt with Rooney he's an idiot.

 

[megadave]

If anyone actually believes that they're a bigger idiot

 

[Lethul]

It is United's first goalless draw at home in the league since 16 May 2009, a run of 76 matches with a goal comes to an end - at David Moyes's first attempt.

 

[Everz]

Fiorentina vs Catania was a better watch.

 

[megadave]

Hasn't Moyes never won at Stamford Bridge, Old Trafford, The Emirates and Anfield?

 

[megadave]

Fiorentina vs Catania was a better watch.

Not enough of this

 

[soze]

Not surprised at all. As much as everyone loves him The Speshul One can play very negative to get points. I am not surprised the chavs flattered to deceive today.

The dislike is for the cunt in the picture not you. I would love Luiz to fuck off and Barcelona would be a fucking perfect fit.

 

[caLLous]

Sidenote, wtf does Paulinho have to do to get some bonus points in FF??

(scoring would be nice, I know)