Football The 2012 / 2013 Season Thread

[gohan]

Ye just saw that, and aparently 8/1 to sign Drogba...... would be a weird one but I'd take him.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Given the cost cutting measures you've been on, signing Drogba is just fantasylol.

 

[gohan]

Wouldn't suprise me tho, "Sorry we can't pay more than £3mill for Dempsey becuase we need to free up funds to pay Drogba £400k per week for the lolz"

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Jack Wilshere and Bacary Sagna penned in for returns to full training in 2 weeks.

 

[Sydrik]

Owen to Stoke confirmed. One year deal.

Suarez injury = Liverpool relegated?

 

[Raven]

Rodgers should have stayed where he was, I very much doubt he will make it to the end of the season.

 

[megadave]

christ, didnt think it could get much more embarrassing for liverpool fans after full-kit wankers, but; http://sxfics-by-tess.livejournal.com/

GAY FAN FICTION LOL WHAT

 

[eksdee]

Stevie G, a young capo working for the mafia-style Carragher 'family', is instantly enamoured by a young Spanish waiter he meets during a visit to a restaurant in Liverpool city centre. Used to getting all his own way, Stevie immediately sets about the task of getting Xabi to agree to a date with him. This story also features cameo appearances by Wayne Rooney, and the three Davids, David Beckham, David Villa and David Silva.

Incredible.

 

[Billargh]

Newcastle United striker Demba Ba banned from driving

Silly sausage.

The fine's he's received are insane! How will he afford them?!

 

[georgie]

rofl

Steven Gerrard, a prisoner in a Category B prison in the north of England, meets his new cell-mate for the first time, a naive young Spaniard called Xabi. The two men are the complete opposites of each other in every way. Steven, for example, is loud and likes to swear a lot whilst Xabi is gentle and softly spoken, and whereas Steven has committed numerous crimes and been in and out of trouble since his youth, Xabi continues to plead his innocence, and yet within the harsh cruelty of the prison setting, love eventually begins to grow.

 

[Vladamir]

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11833/8051501/Lack-of-chances-frustrate-Cesc

Cesc also have a La Liga related whine

 

[megadave]

All this whine coming out la liga shortly after the higher rate tax changes, who would have thought

Also cesc is an idiot

 

[soze]

All this whine coming out la liga shortly after the higher rate tax changes, who would have thought

Also cesc is an idiot

Cesc is Spanish so the tax never affected him. But I agree he went there far too soon.

 

[gunner440]

christ, didnt think it could get much more embarrassing for liverpool fans after full-kit wankers, but; http://sxfics-by-tess.livejournal.com/

GAY FAN FICTION LOL WHAT

Daniel Agger and Fernando Torres:

“Please,” Dan whispers against his lips, and Fernando realizes this is similarly complicated for him. Dan, his Dan, who exercised more self control than anyone, even Fernando, could have ever asked of him. Dan, who through no fault of his own but by virtue of their relationship, was always in the relative position of power. Dan, who would never ask for it openly, but sometimes, quietly, needs assurance, affirmation that he has done no wrong.



Fernando reaches with his free hand for Dan’s, presses their palms together, and slowly, carefully pushes a finger inside him.



“Ah-h—“ Dan stutters, moves against Fernando, but not in a way that suggests pain.

 

[gunner440]

MAN WTF AT THAT SITE megadave?

 

[Shagrat]

urgh stop it. just stop it.

 

[Madmaxx]

lmao is all i can say

 

[soze]

That site is why rugby fans call football gay

 

[gohan]

That site is wrong on soooo many levels

 

[Raven]

So Carroll out for 6 weeks and probably end up back at Lollerpool at Xmas anyway...

 

[Raven]

He looks like a spindly little fucker but come on...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19486989

 

[eksdee]

 

[Vladamir]

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11668/8054264/Malouda-made-to-train-with-U21s

Malouda frozen out because he wouldn't take a pay cut from his 70k a week it seems to move elsewhere

 

[gunner440]

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11668/8054264/Malouda-made-to-train-with-U21s

Malouda frozen out because he wouldn't take a pay cut from his 70k a week it seems to move elsewhere

Bogarde all over again?!

 

[Vladamir]

Potentially, though I think some of the other transfer windows are still open so he could move away yet, failing that hopefully he'll leave by January, shame it's turned sour as he did have a good game or 2 for us from memory D:

 

[Raven]

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11668/8054264/Malouda-made-to-train-with-U21s

Malouda frozen out because he wouldn't take a pay cut from his 70k a week it seems to move elsewhere

Does he not realise he is shit?

 

[Vladamir]

 

[Aoami]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/video/2012/sep/05/goalkeeper-goal-of-the-season-contender

golazo

edit - also qqqqqqqqqqqqq http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19493141

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Lol, rather Sydney than Liverpool.

 

[cHodAX]

Sun, money and the potential not be laughed at by an entire nation twice a week. Good call.