Holiday That's me off then...

[Jupitus]

Welcome back Tony

 

[sayward]

I'll resurrect this for those who want to know where and when.

 

[dysfunction]

Where and when what?

 

[Moriath]

Where and when what?

Read the first post.

 

[Deebs]

Not long to go now, Anna-Marie is so fucking excited she cannot contain herself. I get a text everyday reminding me of our countdown. Saying that, I am looking forward to spending 2 weeks with my daughter

 

[Moriath]

Have fun

 

[Deebs]

I am sure she will, I will just drink and soak up the sun

 

[Gwadien]

Saying that, I am looking forward to spending 2 weeks with my daughter

Me too.

 

[caLLous]

*cringe*

 

[Scouse]

*fap*

(I love a good cringe)

 

[sayward]

Can I come as a chaperone?

 

[Moriath]

Sounds like she needs a chaperone with gwadian and scouse about

 

[Deebs]

It's ok, her Dad will be there

 

[Moriath]

Her drunk dad it seems

 

[Scouse]

It's ok, her Dad will be there

Daddy cock-blocker

 

[Trem]

I'm pretty sick as you all know but if Deebs is anything like me I have a weird thing that if my daughter is mentioned then the thought of jail for murder seems a fair trade off. Granted my daughter is only 5 but I just don't know how I will cope when boys start arriving here. Especially if they are beret wearing, dungaree owning flids like @Gwadien







Bring me back some fags please @Deebs not the lady boy types you will be entertaining but the tobacco type.

 

[DaGaffer]

flids

I haven't heard that word in years.

 

[Scouse]

I'm pretty sick as you all know but if Deebs is anything like me I have a weird thing that if my daughter is mentioned then the thought of jail for murder seems a fair trade off.

That's what makes baiting parents so much fun.

 

[Deebs]

I'm pretty sick as you all know but if Deebs is anything like me I have a weird thing that if my daughter is mentioned then the thought of jail for murder seems a fair trade off. Granted my daughter is only 5 but I just don't know how I will cope when boys start arriving here. Especially if they are beret wearing, dungaree owning flids like @Gwadien







Bring me back some fags please @Deebs not the lady boy types you will be entertaining but the tobacco type.

Indeed, I am overly protective of my daughter but I knew that what he said was in jest. It's when they start getting into their teens that the anxiety starts etc

Oh yeh, proper duty free as I am leaving the EU

 

[Scouse]

Indeed, I am overly protective of my daughter but I knew that what he said was in jest.

Awww. You're such a killjoy

 

[Trem]

Indeed, I am overly protective of my daughter but I knew that what he said was in jest. It's when they start getting into their teens that the anxiety starts etc

Oh yeh, proper duty free as I am leaving the EU

Yeah I know it was in jest chum, everyone on here jokes. I guess what I meant was I see the other side now, all the stuff I used to say doesn't seem so funny anymore. I still rip the piss out of my son but the daughter thing is way different. I just wish she wasn't so hot

 

[Gwadien]

Yeah I know it was in jest chum, everyone on here jokes. I guess what I meant was I see the other side now, all the stuff I used to say doesn't seem so funny anymore. I still rip the piss out of my son but the daughter thing is way different. I just wish she wasn't so hot

Wait what, your 5 year old daughter is hot?

And its fine, I can 1v1 Deebs anyway

 

[Deebs]

Wait what, your 5 year old daughter is hot?

And its fine, I can 1v1 Deebs anyway

Only at QuakeWorld

 

[Gwadien]

Only at QuakeWorld

Dunno mate, I'm shit at Quake.

 

[sayward]

What has helped me thro the hell that has been November is the occasional thought of @Deebs somewhere on a Thai beach, sparkling blue sea and white sand, in his speedos, sipping cocktails and having a glorious time in the sun.

 

[backdoor]

Just booked my golf trip for next year, 16 blokes away for a week and no questions asked when you return as the wives don't want to hear about golf!
I might even take the clubs this year

 

[TdC]

What has helped me thro the hell that has been November is the occasional thought of @Deebs somewhere on a Thai beach, sparkling blue sea and white sand, in his speedos, sipping cocktails and having a glorious time in the sun.

wow, just wow. I usually go out of my way to avoid thinking of @Deebs in swimwear. or at all actually

fucker sent me a pic of him from the beach though. it was named daughter_bikini.jpg so naturally I insta-clicked it

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[FreddysHouse]

Sorry Deebs cannot make it to the forums but he asked me to post this

 

[FreddysHouse]

Oh he just sent this as well

 

[Raven]

Look at the trunk on that! Nice elephant too.