old.Tohtori
FH is my second home
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- Jan 23, 2004
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I met a woman on the street the other day and complimented on how cute her dog looked.
She ran off before i could ask why it was in a baby carriage.
Sometimes you just don't know others anymore. My friend Sue called the police on me for coming over to her house.
Or was my friend named Jane...
I've noticed that people don't like rodents too much. I wonder why.
And for some reason asking "you want fries with that" doesn't help.
A man had a heart attack in a restaurant i visited. Someone asked if there was a doctor in the house.
I just thought about when it's too late to take off my halloween frankenstein outfit.
There never seems to be a good time to ask "Have you gained weight?"
I met a girl in the bar the other night. Everything went along fine and it was time to go home.
Until the bouncer said i can't take the posters home.
I went to watch a movie in the theatre.
They don't like laptops in there.
A lightbulb went out in my flat. I went to change it but,
...couldn't come up with a joke so just lit a candle.
I bought a used car and drove it home, parking it between my neighbors new porsche and mercedes.
Three times to make it fit.
Everyones alwys asking."How are you?" "How was your day?" "What you been doing?"
I found that you never should kid by saying "I had sex with your wife."
I really wanted to try out half life 2. So i did and went home to play it.
Selling your computer to buy it isn't the smartest move.
I had an almost good bar experience once though. Met a girl, things went ok, made out a bit, we connected...
Met the boyfriend.
Picking up women at a bar is fun though.
Unless you ask my wife.
The same sentence can bring you so many things. If your wife sayes "I've lost three pounds!" answering "It really shows!" brings you some sort of reward.
Saying it when she sayes "I'm fat..." doesn't.
Ok, i'm done, maybe more if people don't lynch me.
She ran off before i could ask why it was in a baby carriage.
Sometimes you just don't know others anymore. My friend Sue called the police on me for coming over to her house.
Or was my friend named Jane...
I've noticed that people don't like rodents too much. I wonder why.
And for some reason asking "you want fries with that" doesn't help.
A man had a heart attack in a restaurant i visited. Someone asked if there was a doctor in the house.
I just thought about when it's too late to take off my halloween frankenstein outfit.
There never seems to be a good time to ask "Have you gained weight?"
I met a girl in the bar the other night. Everything went along fine and it was time to go home.
Until the bouncer said i can't take the posters home.
I went to watch a movie in the theatre.
They don't like laptops in there.
A lightbulb went out in my flat. I went to change it but,
...couldn't come up with a joke so just lit a candle.
I bought a used car and drove it home, parking it between my neighbors new porsche and mercedes.
Three times to make it fit.
Everyones alwys asking."How are you?" "How was your day?" "What you been doing?"
I found that you never should kid by saying "I had sex with your wife."
I really wanted to try out half life 2. So i did and went home to play it.
Selling your computer to buy it isn't the smartest move.
I had an almost good bar experience once though. Met a girl, things went ok, made out a bit, we connected...
Met the boyfriend.
Picking up women at a bar is fun though.
Unless you ask my wife.
The same sentence can bring you so many things. If your wife sayes "I've lost three pounds!" answering "It really shows!" brings you some sort of reward.
Saying it when she sayes "I'm fat..." doesn't.
Ok, i'm done, maybe more if people don't lynch me.