old.Tohtori
FH is my second home
- Joined
- Jan 23, 2004
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And no, guitar doesn't mean my willy. Pervs. I decided to write a little countrysong about DAoC. So, sit back, hum along and let's see how this goes.
*sproing!*
(chorus!)
Dear god, i just called to say.
I knew that some day i would pay.
Much more then the subscription,
'cause DAoC took my attention.
Dear god, i just called to say.
It all started, way back when.
I was a better man back then.
I had a wife that i adored,
two kids... never got bored,
Thanks Mythic, you bastards took my life.
Then came that dreadful day of may,
i brought it home and started to play.
It was in the afternoon,
took a keep and realised soon,
this was gonna be my doom.
Kids wanted to play, like kids do.
I told them to piss off, just like a noob.
My wife asked "Jim what's wrong?"
I told that albs were zerking strong...
Thanks Mythic, you bastards took my life.
Well it didn't take too long for her,
take the kids and move to her mother.
I didn't care, as i had a level fifty,
my own house and it was quite nifty.
The bills kept piling up, in the kitchen floor,
i was more interested, in that keeps door.
I think she thought we were a perfect couple,
until i left the bed 'cause the guild was in trouble,
Thanks Mythic, you bastards took my life.
I hope, that i can one day let go of this,
maybe start my life again, but so it is,
that Mythic once again will make me pout,
'cause i just noticed that ToA's soon out.
So here i sit, in my very own garbage dome,
the lights went out, from the place i call home.
The electric bill was way too late,
now i can't play, this i hate.
So thanks mythic...you bastards took my life.
Now where, where did i put my knife...
Thanks Myyythic....
*sproing*
You bastards...
*sproiiing*
Took my life!
*sproing!*
(chorus!)
Dear god, i just called to say.
I knew that some day i would pay.
Much more then the subscription,
'cause DAoC took my attention.
Dear god, i just called to say.
It all started, way back when.
I was a better man back then.
I had a wife that i adored,
two kids... never got bored,
Thanks Mythic, you bastards took my life.
Then came that dreadful day of may,
i brought it home and started to play.
It was in the afternoon,
took a keep and realised soon,
this was gonna be my doom.
Kids wanted to play, like kids do.
I told them to piss off, just like a noob.
My wife asked "Jim what's wrong?"
I told that albs were zerking strong...
Thanks Mythic, you bastards took my life.
Well it didn't take too long for her,
take the kids and move to her mother.
I didn't care, as i had a level fifty,
my own house and it was quite nifty.
The bills kept piling up, in the kitchen floor,
i was more interested, in that keeps door.
I think she thought we were a perfect couple,
until i left the bed 'cause the guild was in trouble,
Thanks Mythic, you bastards took my life.
I hope, that i can one day let go of this,
maybe start my life again, but so it is,
that Mythic once again will make me pout,
'cause i just noticed that ToA's soon out.
So here i sit, in my very own garbage dome,
the lights went out, from the place i call home.
The electric bill was way too late,
now i can't play, this i hate.
So thanks mythic...you bastards took my life.
Now where, where did i put my knife...
Thanks Myyythic....
*sproing*
You bastards...
*sproiiing*
Took my life!