TEH question

[Cavex ElSaviour]

What if you can ask ONE question to god, what would you ask.

side note: dont care what god, dont care if you believe in god, lets just say that there is a all knowing god.

 

[inuyasha]

hmmm

lemme think..
"what questions do you not know the answer too"?
Would confuse a all knowing god would it not? =)

Cept that:
How do i become a god, and "you dont" is not a valid answer could also be fun

And of course:
Me: You are a all knowing god right?
God: yes..NEXT!
Me: waaait! what about my question.
God: /kick point

Seriously though, i would ask for more questions. I have a answer to all questions i know, and its boring ;(

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Why do you put up with so much crap?

 

[old.tRoG]

Can I shoot lightning from my fingertips?

 

[inuyasha]

as i said

Originally posted by old.tRoG
Can I shoot lightning from my fingertips?

I already have the answers, and the answer is: Nope =)

Buuut...damn i wish i could as well!

 

[old.tRoG]

Can I shoot lightning from my fingertips please?

 

[inuyasha]

To the question:
Can i pliiiz knock my head into a brick wall.

God: that is why i invented POP music!

oh, thanks!

:wall:
:wall:
:wall:

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Why do we take so many things for granted?

 

[old.tRoG]

Because you are foolish.

Prepare to feel my wrath! Bwahahahaha!

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

/em throws tr0g in the lava pit

!!

 

[inuyasha]

hehe

Originally posted by old.Gombur Glodson
Why do we take so many things for granted?

God:
Case i have given you FLOODs of it perhaps?

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Why don't we share what we got in abundance?

 

[Euthanasia.]

Why the fuck did you put me on this earth you sadistic fucking bastard?, would be my question.

 

[inuyasha]

well Euthan

Originally posted by Euthanasia.
Why the fuck did you put me on this earth you sadistic fucking bastard?, would be my question.

God:
You deserved it well!
Im STILL working out cleaning the mess you made last life.

 

[inuyasha]

well

Originally posted by old.Gombur Glodson
Why don't we share what we got in abundance?

God:

Case some people are supposed to have in aboundance, others dont. If all people had enough of everything, your simple race would not work at all. There would be no wars, no quarrels and fewer would fight for approval and help, and this is totaly essencial for your race.
Humans is much based on violence, and violence is based on will to get things, that be respect or wealth or blood. This is why you dont share all you have enough of evenly. Peace would ruin your race.

NEXT!

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Why do we never learn?

 

[Euthanasia.]

Re: well

Originally posted by inuyasha


God:

Case some people are supposed to have in aboundance, others dont. If all people had enough of everything, your simple race would not work at all. There would be no wars, no quarrels and fewer would fight for approval and help, and this is totaly essencial for your race.
Humans is much based on violence, and violence is based on will to get things, that be respect or wealth or blood. This is why you dont share all you have enough of evenly. Peace would ruin your race.

NEXT!

That's wierd, I never believed there was a God, but i always thought if there was one he would be able to right coherent sentences.

 

[inuyasha]

god saying:

Originally posted by old.Gombur Glodson
Why do we never learn?

If you think you dont learn, you remember quite short dear human. There are some things however, who is not supposed to be learned, since they are not really wrongs to correct, but still seems wrong too you.

 

[inuyasha]

well...

Originally posted by Euthanasia.

That's wierd, I never believed there was a God, but i always thought if there was one he would be able to right coherent sentences.

Many seem to think that. They dont think about the fact that since gods have to answer all prayers, reply to alot of direct questions, and create new worlds as well as knowing what everone does, they do not really have the time to think about the sentences they make.

Why do you think so many misread their bible?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Who made you god anyway?

 

[inuyasha]

dunno

Im not god, im just quoting him. Hes a rl mate of mine =)

 

[old.Tohtori]

Then bring him in and let him asnwer the question. I wanna know who made him god..,

 

[inuyasha]

Cant

The internett connection is darn bad where he lives ,(

But, as a answer to your question:
The programmers

 

[Jiggs]

i would ask him for the perfect curry recipe

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hah! If you mean coders...like they could create somthing as working as a god of some sort

 

[inuyasha]

course they would

Originally posted by old.Tohtori
Hah! If you mean coders...like they could create somthing as working as a god of some sort

check what i think of that in the general forum and "is daoc for real?" or something thread

I doubt there is a real world.
I think there is superious guideiance in this world.
And i DO think its all programmed or simulated

 

[old.Dillinja]

Like the matrix?

 

[Sigurd]

I would like to know where 42 comes into this.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Not going into that, it's too late, i got too much theory on it to post here without filling two full posts and i dun wanna

 

[old.Dillinja]

Going into what?