Tall People

[Damini]

Research time. Being a short arse (5" 5) I've been spared all the annoying things shorties say to tallies. So I was wondering if a tall person could help me out with the top list of most annoying things people say to you? I'm guessing "What's the weather like up there?" must be ranked fairly highly.

Gratitude will take the form of a lap dance from Kenny.

Perhaps.

If I give him enough Guinness.

 

[ECA]

I'm 6'5" tall and people generally dont give me shit

 

[Trem]

People generally just say "aha you are tall so will probably die before me" also more than what people say is getting clothes to fit. It is so hard getting jeans long enough and wide enough (I have chunky thighs). I am 6'4".

 

[ECA]

People generally just say "aha you are tall so will probably die before me" also more than what people say is getting clothes to fit. It is so hard getting jeans long enough and wide enough (I have chunky thighs). I am 6'4".

Shortarse imo.

 

[Guest]

getting nice designer clothes is a joke, so im stuck with the £4 jeans from Asda, tbh they arnt that bad, they fit nice, high and mighty is a rip off, i paid £65 pounds for some work trousers once, fkin joke. I am 6ft 4 also

 

[ECA]

getting nice designer clothes is a joke, so im stuck with the £4 jeans from Asda, tbh they arnt that bad, they fit nice, high and mighty is a rip off, i paid £65 pounds for some work trousers once, fkin joke. I am 6ft 4 also

Shorty short mcshort short.

 

[bob269]

I'm 6'5" tall and people generally dont give me shit

With or without the heels ?

 

[Trem]

getting nice designer clothes is a joke

Sonneti jeans ftw!

Sonneti and FCUK jeans fit nice if you get the 34 leg.

 

[Chilly]

theres not a lot of abuse for tall people, since there are a lot of 6+ footers about its just part of the scenery.

 

[Sharma]

I just fall short of 6 foot ffs.

 

[Dukat]

I'm 5ft 11, yet I get called a midget by everyone else in KEA

Had the usual "hows the weather up there?" thing said before, even though I'm not especially tall.

 

[mank!]

i'm part of the 5ft 11 crew...

you should ask leonid stadnyk

 

[ECA]

Big Shoes UK & Clothing Large sizes - Walk Tall with Walktall is a decent place to get clothes for tall people.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Another 5'11"er here.

Tall people are always "lanky streaks of piss." Hope that helps!

 

[Chilly]

Lanky ****!

 

[Wonk]

Is it possible for anyone to see the screen in the cinema, if you’re sitting in front?
Can you smell your own socks from up there?
Do you sleep in two sleeping bags?
Do all sex activities include a ladder for the ladies?
Do you knock your head together with the giraffes in the zoo?
Is it possible to walk under a bridge, without hurting your head?
Can you see through the window on the 3rd floor from the outside?
Do you bow down every time a plane passes by?

posted them in the OT forums last month.

 

[DaGaffer]

'nother just under six footer (5' 11 3/4" - bastard).

My favourite for the lankies: "I didn't know they stacked it that high".

 

[throdgrain]

i'm part of the 5ft 11 crew...

you should ask leonid stadnyk

You are fucking NOT 5'11 you liar!!! Ive MET you ffs, you're about 5'4!

Midget!!!

 

[nath]

Sonneti jeans ftw!

Sonneti and FCUK jeans fit nice if you get the 34 leg.

M&S jeans ftw!

6'4 here - I don't think I've ever had any stupid comments about it either. Having said that I guess I'm not freakishly lanky like ECA. I mean seriously dude, 6'5 is just abnormal.

 

[ECA]

M&S jeans ftw!

6'4 here - I don't think I've ever had any stupid comments about it either. Having said that I guess I'm not freakishly lanky like ECA. I mean seriously dude, 6'5 is just abnormal.

wtf go get a ladder I cant hear you from down there.

 

[throdgrain]

Im 6ft tall. That means Im perfect. If you're not like me, you're wierd, and distorted, and very likely unattractive to women.

 

[Kryten]

6'4", don't get anything said really. Apart from if im bowling or my shoe size is otherwise mentioned.
"Size 15 feet? You must...." "...yeah, spend a fortune on shoes"

 

[Trem]

You are fucking NOT 5'11 you liar!!! Ive MET you ffs, you're about 5'4!

Midget!!!

I reckon throd meant to quote Dukat not Mank there.

Dukat is about 4 foot and a fag-end and like I have said before he has to have turn-ups on his pants and he needs a ladder to brush his hair. He tried to get a part in LOTR but was turned away for being too small. Prince towers over him.

Dukat is definitely a dwarf.

 

[throdgrain]

Oh shit.

Yeah Mank ignore that, I was talking to the midget Pikey

 

[Mobius]

I'm about 6 foot 4 and peoples are always calling me a wanker in the street.

 

[mank!]

Oh shit.

Yeah Mank ignore that, I was talking to the midget Pikey

i was going to say, i've nbot met anyone on here...

 

[Damini]

Is it possible for anyone to see the screen in the cinema, if you’re sitting in front?
Can you smell your own socks from up there?
Do you sleep in two sleeping bags?
Do all sex activities include a ladder for the ladies?
Do you knock your head together with the giraffes in the zoo?
Is it possible to walk under a bridge, without hurting your head?
Can you see through the window on the 3rd floor from the outside?
Do you bow down every time a plane passes by?

posted them in the OT forums last month.

Star!

Cheers for that. I'll go and get Kenny...

Also, I can't believe you're all so bloody tall. You must have to eat like a plague of locusts to simply sit still.

 

[Dukat]

Throd, you was wearing stilts and looking through binoculars the wrong way around, and I was stood next to the biggest elephant from the 300 and I was crouching!

In all seriousness, It says 5Ft11 on my army stuff and I just measured my height and I AM 5FT11 SO THERE

 

[Damini]

Throd, you was wearing stilts and looking through binoculars the wrong way around, and I was stood next to the biggest elephant from the 300 and I was crouching!

In all seriousness, It says 5Ft11 on my army stuff and I just measured my height and I AM 5FT11 SO THERE

Awww, did you draw a little line on the door frame, and write "DUKAT aged 22 and a half"?

 

[Wonk]

Also, I can't believe you're all so bloody tall. You must have to eat like a plague of locusts to simply sit still.

5'6 here. I've got my reasons for making up those sentences