Rediknight
Can't get enough of FH
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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names: a trade name and a generic
name.
For example, the trade name Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known as
naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin. Advil is Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
consideration by a team of experts, it recently announced it has settled
on the generic name of mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud,
dixafix and of course, ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. is making an annnouncement today that Viagra will soon be
available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives
new meaning to the names of Cocktails and Highballs. Pepsi will market
the new formula by the name, Mount & do.
The long term implications of drugs and medical procedures must be fully
considered.
Over the past five years, Americans have spent more money on breast
implants and Viagra than has been spent on Alzheimer's research. It is
believed that by the year 2030, there will be a large number of people
wandering around with perky breasts and erections who can't remember
what to do with them.
It's good to be back
name.
For example, the trade name Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known as
naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin. Advil is Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
consideration by a team of experts, it recently announced it has settled
on the generic name of mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud,
dixafix and of course, ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. is making an annnouncement today that Viagra will soon be
available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives
new meaning to the names of Cocktails and Highballs. Pepsi will market
the new formula by the name, Mount & do.
The long term implications of drugs and medical procedures must be fully
considered.
Over the past five years, Americans have spent more money on breast
implants and Viagra than has been spent on Alzheimer's research. It is
believed that by the year 2030, there will be a large number of people
wandering around with perky breasts and erections who can't remember
what to do with them.
It's good to be back