Subject: Lesson in Pharmacology...

Rediknight

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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names: a trade name and a generic
name.
For example, the trade name Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known as
naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin. Advil is Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
consideration by a team of experts, it recently announced it has settled
on the generic name of mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud,
dixafix and of course, ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. is making an annnouncement today that Viagra will soon be
available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives
new meaning to the names of Cocktails and Highballs. Pepsi will market
the new formula by the name, Mount & do.

The long term implications of drugs and medical procedures must be fully
considered.

Over the past five years, Americans have spent more money on breast
implants and Viagra than has been spent on Alzheimer's research. It is
believed that by the year 2030, there will be a large number of people
wandering around with perky breasts and erections who can't remember
what to do with them.



It's good to be back :)
 

haarewin

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Rediknight said:
Over the past five years, Americans have spent more money on breast
implants and Viagra than has been spent on Alzheimer's research. It is
believed that by the year 2030, there will be a large number of people
wandering around with perky breasts and erections who can't remember
what to do with them.
hahahah :D
 

Ezteq

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lmao who the hell thought that one up! give the dude a nobel prize for somethingorother imo
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Roadie

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in other words....viagras patent is gona expire soon so loads of people will start making it, the price will drop, and it will be advertised more :D
 

Conchabar

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wtf is that? is that supposed to be funny? thats the most unhumorous
piece of garbage i have ever read... and had a subtle childish aspect to it :twak:
 

Ctuchik

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Conchabar said:
wtf is that? is that supposed to be funny? thats the most unhumorous
piece of garbage i have ever read... and had a subtle childish aspect to it :twak:

why? u use Viagra? ;)
 

Rediknight

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Conchabar said:
urm not to rain over ure stupid witty comeback but how does what i said refer to using viagra?
you happy bastard...

On the day world peace is achieved, you'd be the one moaning about the fact theres nothing on TV... :twak:
 

old.Tohtori

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Lay off Conchabar, he's got a right to not like the bit.

Though i'm more concerned on the level of "pwnage" on this thread.

If you really wanted to "burn" Conchie, you should've done something like:

Conchabar said:
wtf is that? is that supposed to be funny? thats the most unhumorous piece of garbage i have ever read... and had a subtle childish aspect to it :twak:
Unlike you, that has a -major- childish aspect. (insert optional smiley for not being THAT serious...or don't)



See?
 

Ctuchik

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Conchabar said:
urm not to rain over ure stupid witty comeback but how does what i said refer to using viagra?

lol. because your reply is of the sort one would expect from one that acually have a problem with erections and uses viagra as medication.


i mean, lighten up fgs, it was a joke. no u dont have to like it but theres alot better ways of showing it without trying to beat Sigurd in his most "lovable" moments....
 

Ctuchik

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Rookiescot said:
Tut tut.
that was a bit below the belt mate.

rofl. that struck me as incredibly funny looking at what the topic is about. :clap: :clap: :clap:
 

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