Stupidest film logic evah!

[whipped]

Either that or the trusty surgeons knife had it's way with them

 

[Summo]

Quantum Leap
That one with the JFK assassination. Are we meant to believe that a lone gunman with a political vendetta can take out a president from an upper-storey window of a book depository with a miraculous aim from three rapid-fire shots from a bolt-rifle?

JFK
Are we meant to believe that the Secret Service, CIA, FBI, Mafia, Russians and Cubans were all in cahoots in a massive conspiracy to assassinate the president? Are we meant to believe that Kevin Costner is a credible actor?

 

[Lester]

I can remember exactly where I was when that episode of Quantum Leap was shown. Strange.


And any man who drinks his own wee is o.k. in my book.

 

[isuck]

Originally posted by Lester
Yes. Thankyou. I knew George organised the beating, I was saying that he was beaten up for an hour(sigh, or pretended to). I mean, the only person I know who could survive a beating for more than 30 minutes is leggy. And that's if he beats himself. And that's only if it's the fifth of the day (Sundays).

The other thing about Hollow Man was the rape. He thinks he can rape coz he's invisible but he would still be discovered form his fingerprints and DNA. I mean his DNA would be all over her. On her face, up her back, up her oh....... (on the telly )

yeah, and all the woman has to do is go to the police and explain how she got raped by an invisible man.

even if they went along with the 'crazy woman' and found his fingerprints and dna, what are they gonna do? wait for it to snow and trap him in a barn?

its kinda hard to get caught if u cant be seen. unless of course u decide to kill any witnesses just in case they go and tell on you.
and even if the police did believe the 'crazy people' what are they gonna do? he could go anywhere, easily and they'd never find him.

the stupid pillock.

i'd do shue though. twice.

 

[Sar]

Xander (xXx) started the avalanche to take out the approaching goons on snowbike thingys.

Decent film though, better than I thought it'd be tbh.

Vineyard Diesel is a big D&D geek though, so he's ok in my book.

:great:

 

[Recoil101]

went to see the Recruit last night

*spoilers*






When the fit bird is stealing the virus she puts it in bits onto one of those USB pen drives... why steal it in bits a virus? even the smallest viruseseses are surely gonna fit on the smallest of USB Pen drives?

 

[Sawtooth]

Terminator 1,2 & 3.

It just doesn't make any sense at all if you think about it.

 

[nath]

Explain. (Don't count 3 though, because that will be a shit cash in and I refuse to acknowledge it as a proper terminator film).

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Durzel
Infecting an alien system with a computer virus, written by a human with zero knowledge of the alien technology.

Perfectly, possible, just unbelievable when using a Mac.

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by nath
Explain. (Don't count 3 though, because that will be a shit cash in and I refuse to acknowledge it as a proper terminator film).

Here's a new idea. You could wait until you see it before passing judgement. Just a thought!

 

[nath]

Oh please, no cameron, different connor (despite furlong being a fuckwite, he should have been in it) no Sarah Connor, and arnie looks like a pensioner. It will be pap. If it's not, I'll be most surprised.

 

[Sir Frizz]

Well, the T-X has me sold!

 

[Tom]

Its worth remembering that the director also directed U-571 (which was pretty exciting if you ignore the inaccuracies) and Breakdown (a film that had me on the edge of my seat)

Wait and see.

AFAIK, Sarah Conner is dead, John Conner is living on the streets as a hacker, and the TX is like the T1000 but can make complex machines.

I reckon their excuse for a slightly jaded looking Arnie is that if they'd made 1000 Arnies, all looking exactly the same, they'd be picked out instantly!

 

[leggy]

Originally posted by Tom[SHOTTEH]
Its worth remembering that the director also directed U-571 (which was pretty exciting if you ignore the inaccuracies) and Breakdown (a film that had me on the edge of my seat)

The problem is both of those films were shit.

 

[Tom]

In your opinion. In my opinion, they were really good.

 

[leggy]

Honestly. You could actually swallow the ending to breakdown?

I asked blockbuster to relocate it to the comedy section.

 

[Sawtooth]

Originally posted by nath
Explain. (Don't count 3 though, because that will be a shit cash in and I refuse to acknowledge it as a proper terminator film).

So say the machines go back and actually kill Sarah Conner or John Conner, doesn't matter really,and then he/she no longer exists to cause a problem in their time, so there's no need to send someone back to kill him/her, erm but in that case they don't die and you start all over again. Flippin paradox mate.

They explain it away as Tech stuff )(Code for it doesnt really hold water)

 

[nath]

I see.. but it can be explained: accepting the explanation as plausible is up to you though.

They go back, kill john/sarah. A new time line is created, the timeline that sent back the terminator isn't there any more, or is disconnected in a paralel reality or whatever. So the new time line carries on with no need to send a terminator back again. So shown in this simple diagram (ignore the dots, they're there to sort formating :/)

_______________________
.............\______________

 

[tris-]

what about when someone is putting a virus on a comp and a big screen comes up saying "VIRUS TRANSFERING....... HEY LOOK AT ME EVERYONE IM TRASNFERING A VIRUS!"

 

[Sar]

Yeah, nice example of film LOGIC.

 

[Lester]

Disclosure.

Michael Douglas is 1 quarter inch away from pumping Demi Moore senseless and he backs off.

 

[leggy]

Originally posted by Lester
Disclosure.

Michael Douglas is 1 quarter inch away from pumping Demi Moore senseless and he backs off.

Aye but he muff dived her. I see your point but you can't slate him for 1 measly mistake..

He got a blow job too did he not?

 

[Lester]

The thing is, I read the book (well, just that bit of the book) and in that he practically, err, well, let's just say he was knocking on the door. Buffoon.

 

[nath]

Demi Moore is as ugly as sin. She's a man, fgs.

 

[Lester]

She may be now, she wasn't then.

 

[nath]

She was, she always has been.

 

[leggy]

Fuck off Demi is a fox

 

[Sar]

Yeah, vermin.

 

[Sawtooth]

Originally posted by nath
I see.. but it can be explained: accepting the explanation as plausible is up to you though.

They go back, kill john/sarah. A new time line is created, the timeline that sent back the terminator isn't there any more, or is disconnected in a paralel reality or whatever. So the new time line carries on with no need to send a terminator back again. So shown in this simple diagram (ignore the dots, they're there to sort formating :/)

_______________________
.............\______________

In that case the original Terminator was never crushed and the chip wasnt discovered by Cyberdyne corp who wouldn't have thought in "new ways they wouldn't have though possible" (Term 2) so they wouldn't have had the chips to put into SKYNET defence system (unless you assume they would develop it later?). It's the need to send someone back, it doesnt really work out. The timeline where they send the Terminator back is obviously the unsuccessful one.

 

[Tom]

Perhaps the timeline where Skynet rules the earth is a separate universe, and the terminator and Kyle are sent back in time, to our universe. This way, no paradox is created.