Help stuck poo

[tris-]

i had a poo a week ago and its still stuck in the bottom of the toilet. each time i go for a poo, the stuck one is rebuilt more stronger. i always flush the bog and ive used bleach but it wont disolve.

what do i do fh?

 

[georgie]

Bog Brush. Or slap on a Marigold and finger the fucker.

 

[Mikah75]

Fill up a bucket with hot water, soon as you hit flush, dump the whole bucket down as hard as you can and it should push it it'll splash all over the place but it'll sort it out

 

[tris-]

i dont want week old fortified poo splashing all over the bathroom.

i have a bog brush but i hate the damn things. i cant imagine brushing a poo and then leaving the brush sat there. its fucking sick.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Man up, hand in bowl, release poo, wash hands.

 

[fettoken]

Use the brush... then dispose of it. I had to stick my hand down the bathtub drain last night due to some clogging, THAT was not nice. Now im tainted, and not my innocent old self. Now stop whining and get back to wörk!

 

[TdC]

bleach and brush dude. though I must say that is some pretty impressive fibre to stick so long o0

 

[megadave]

take it out, stick it on a stick and display it in your living room. be proud

 

[mooSe_]

take it out, stick it on a stick and display it in your living room. be proud

tbh I'd put it on the front lawn to deter invaders

 

[Edmond]

you know the rules - POIDH !!!


....and just stick your hand down there and get the job done...MTFU!!!

 

[CorNokZ]

Why would you want to get rid of it? I never flush after I've poop'd, because I'm so damn proud of what my body can produce! My mom on the other hand isn't..

 

[Imgormiel]

This is by the stupidest thread since I posted my drunk web page joke thread last week

 

[Vasconcelos]

This is by the stupidest thread since I posted my drunk web page joke thread last week

lmao:lol:

 

[Ezteq]

lol the moment I saw the thread with the word poo in it I thought 'I bet that's a Tris thread' and I was right!

Caustic soda will dissolve anything just get a bottle of that (costs about £2) and pour it on the bastard!

 

[Imgormiel]

lol the moment I saw the thread with the word poo in it I thought 'I bet that's a Tris thread' and I was right!

Caustic soda will dissolve anything just get a bottle of that (costs about £2) and pour it on the bastard!

He can't bring himself to kill his child ;p

 

[Thadius]

Kids, this is why you should avoid parmos!

they make your shit like concrete!

 

[tris-]

i whammed a bucket full of water on the ****. it released the most awful thick scent and there was still bits left. still there now and ive flushed thrice and pood on top of it again.

 

[TdC]

I once threw a bowl of rotten salad in the loo, and poohed over it while smoking a fag and reading the paper. tossing the butt in, and finally scraping myself off the throne, I found my floormate's gf scrabbling at the door begging for a wee. I laughed, and she screamed at me through the door that I was a disgusting cvnt

 

[Thadius]

she screamed at me through the door that I was a disgusting cvnt

We didnt want to hurt your feelings by telling you the truth matey

 

[Zenith.UK]

Get a plastic disposable knife.
Get your hand down the bowl.
Use the knife to cut and break up the turd.
Dispose of knife.

Man up ffs!

 

[Lamp]

Man up, hand in bowl, release poo, wash hands.

F*cking lol

(Had images of tris diving in to the toilet and wrestling the turd like a bear)

 

[Nate]

If you don't like bog brushes get one of those hair brushes from your birds that look similar. Should do the job, either wash or don't wash but put it back where you found it. Next day comment on what that smell is? Sniff hair, say she smells of shit, whats she been doing, etc

 

[Dark Orb Choir]

pics or it never happened....................................

 

[tris-]

If you don't like bog brushes get one of those hair brushes from your birds that look similar. Should do the job, either wash or don't wash but put it back where you found it. Next day comment on what that smell is? Sniff hair, say she smells of shit, whats she been doing, etc

i dont have a bird.
if i did id have her bent over the bog getting her backdoor smashed down with her face in the bowl pushing the poo down the u bend.

 

[Edmond]

i dont have a bird.
if i did id have her bent over the bog getting her backdoor smashed down with her face in the bowl pushing the poo down the u bend.

Nice......you seem quite a catch?

 

[tris-]

its just one of the important lessons ive learned from hardcore porn.

 

[BloodOmen]

bog brush. Or slap on a marigold and finger the fucker.

lol.

 

[Lamp]

If only 144,000 Jehovas Witnesses will ascend to heaven, what happens to the remaining 11,856,000 ? Kinda sucks if you're not one of the 144,000, huh ?

 

[fettoken]

Who is Jehova? Picture or he didn't happen.

 

[Jeros]

You should have fished it out and COVERED YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN SWEATY BROWN LOVE CHOCOLATE!