Strange things you witnessed in your schooling years
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Anyways....in an attempt to get this back on topic 
Saw a lad once suck the gas out of an unlit Bunsen Burner and try to spit the gas out whilst using a lighter to ignite the flame and make it look like he was breathing fire, but instead of giving it a good old breath out he kinda more dribbled the breath (and gas) out and his whole head went up in a fireball - oo how we laughed !! He was ok other than he lost both eyebrows, his eyelashes, his fringe, all nostril hair etc and also he got ripped for about 6mnths after for it..
Ah the joys of idiots - another lad got some bangers and emptied out all the gunpowder? type stuff they have in them, stuck it on a step outside the school and tried to flick matches onto it to make it explode, the matches kept going out before hitting the pile, so he leaned over and lit it with a lighter.... cue another head/fireball situation... oo how we laughed he also lost all hair with radius of his face....
Prob could fill pages with stupid stories... its nice thinking about some of them for the first time in years tbh!
Saw a lad once suck the gas out of an unlit Bunsen Burner and try to spit the gas out whilst using a lighter to ignite the flame and make it look like he was breathing fire, but instead of giving it a good old breath out he kinda more dribbled the breath (and gas) out and his whole head went up in a fireball - oo how we laughed !! He was ok other than he lost both eyebrows, his eyelashes, his fringe, all nostril hair etc and also he got ripped for about 6mnths after for it..
Ah the joys of idiots - another lad got some bangers and emptied out all the gunpowder? type stuff they have in them, stuck it on a step outside the school and tried to flick matches onto it to make it explode, the matches kept going out before hitting the pile, so he leaned over and lit it with a lighter.... cue another head/fireball situation... oo how we laughed
he also lost all hair with radius of his face.... Prob could fill pages with stupid stories... its nice thinking about some of them for the first time in years tbh!
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Remembered another classic from primary school - 1 of the lads was - and this is being kind - far from the sharpest tool in the box, anyways we were in the main hall - i think doing gym kinda stuff but we were not in gym clothes (cant quite remember what we were doing there tbh) and this lad anyways did a poo in his pants and for whatever reason - maybe it was a real solid one and was uncomfy for him, he went and stood by the radiator and basically melted it....and it proceeded to slide down teh leg and out the bottom of trouser leg, across teh shoe and create a lovely brown puddle on the floor.....we got evacuated from there about 3 seconds after the teacher noticed it but it was too late by then and we had all seen it....poor lad never lived that down
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Calaen said:
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oh god what a read roflEeben said:because its called adam an eva an not adam an pete
1. its adam and eve
and 2. if you believe 'religious' books that dictate what life is and was, then SURE!
some right morons in this thread eh
(not directed at Eeben, but im sure most people can pin point the person)
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CDT classes were always fun. One incident that sticks out in my mind was when the teacher left the room in sixth form and a few people decided to weld someones hand to the desk after he was being a twat to them. Took the teacher an hour before the piece of metal finally came off
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I threw some magnesium ribbon into a mates book in chemistry once just after it ignited over a bunsen burner.....wasnt a lot left of his book afterward - I did feel a lil bad when I realised it was the end of the 5th yr and our GCSE's were incoming and I had just nuked his book... I still wonder why no fire alarms went off though - maybe they disabled them in the Chem labs due to mass explosions being a common occurance..
Stabbing a lad (15 yrs old and a big fella) through the hand with a compass,
doing a flying headbutt on a guy and hitting him straight in the nose,
unleashing several groin kicks that a mule would have been proud of on a series of boys,
putting a girl in a half nelson and biting a chunk out of her neck,
grabbing a boy by the throat and pinning him against the wall whilst my teeth were locked in to his tit and growling at him.
all of the above were because they had been beating me up, yelling abuse at me, writing graffiti about me all because i happen to have red hair.
Most of the memories of my school life are thoroughly miserable because i was consistantly bullied because of my hair and while i am still small when i was a kid i was tiny so guess what easy Target guys!
yep school, best days of my life.
doing a flying headbutt on a guy and hitting him straight in the nose,
unleashing several groin kicks that a mule would have been proud of on a series of boys,
putting a girl in a half nelson and biting a chunk out of her neck,
grabbing a boy by the throat and pinning him against the wall whilst my teeth were locked in to his tit and growling at him.
all of the above were because they had been beating me up, yelling abuse at me, writing graffiti about me all because i happen to have red hair.
Most of the memories of my school life are thoroughly miserable because i was consistantly bullied because of my hair and while i am still small when i was a kid i was tiny so guess what easy Target guys!
yep school, best days of my life.
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Hmmm, when people tried to bully me at school I usually put up with everything they could throw at me...
Of course, I'd go postal at the next person who pissed me off (even though they'd have done nothing)...
Must admit, I had a few punch-ups at school, mostly because @ the Grammar I went to , surrounded by rich, snooty bastards, I was labelled the 'poor kid' and therefore a legit target for abuse...
Best thing I ever saw there? My last day
Our Economics teacher had a Robin Reliant... a group of 5 of us put it in a skip and legged it
Of course, I'd go postal at the next person who pissed me off (even though they'd have done nothing)...
Must admit, I had a few punch-ups at school, mostly because @ the Grammar I went to , surrounded by rich, snooty bastards, I was labelled the 'poor kid' and therefore a legit target for abuse...
Best thing I ever saw there? My last day
Our Economics teacher had a Robin Reliant... a group of 5 of us put it in a skip and legged it
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Where to start hehe... Just a few that springs to my mind
Making several "olferts" on the smaller kids. I don't know the english word for it but you lift the kid up in his underpants carrying him around. Got called to the principals office because all the little kids were "skin-less in the groin"
Once in class we were told to make a movie of some play we had read. Me and my grup desided to make an alternative movie of a girl in our class getting murdered in the toilet while masturbating. We had heard rumours (and some seen hehe) that she was fairly hairy between her legs. It resulted in a masterpiece movie with scream mask, a lot of fake blood, a razor, a wig and a trip to the principals office. The girl never recovered hehe
Have done so much shit in school im surprised they did not send me to Greenland..... Yes I was a bully
Making several "olferts" on the smaller kids. I don't know the english word for it but you lift the kid up in his underpants carrying him around. Got called to the principals office because all the little kids were "skin-less in the groin"
Once in class we were told to make a movie of some play we had read. Me and my grup desided to make an alternative movie of a girl in our class getting murdered in the toilet while masturbating. We had heard rumours (and some seen hehe) that she was fairly hairy between her legs. It resulted in a masterpiece movie with scream mask, a lot of fake blood, a razor, a wig and a trip to the principals office. The girl never recovered hehe
Have done so much shit in school im surprised they did not send me to Greenland..... Yes I was a bully
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:< sixth formers were always horrible to me when i was a tiny year 7, however there was this one guy that i remember always ran and stopped it and asked how i was and helped me up ... big beefy rugby playerEversmallx said:
why im so nice to them now
such little turds some people at school, often see year 9's and 11's picking on the little ones, so i always shoo them away, they dont dare question a 6ft6 bloke who can dish out detentions mwuhaa
last day of school tomorrow for me :worthy: we got lots planned!
sum stuff we've dun has been great hehe..made lots of teachers leave, we have a bad reputation
was a teachers first year at the school, we was doin an osmosis experiement with potatoes and ended up with the class havin a war with the teacher in the middle..he left after a few more lessons. teacher hit a kid once..tbh he was a pain and deserved it, but teacher left school soon after! puttin laxatives in a kids drink was funny. throwing a butter-nut squash round in maths was odd lol, they ended up puttin CCTV up in our maths room as we made teachers cry most lessons..it was almost a game tbh...feel sorry for em now though has been 5 good years neway 
sum stuff we've dun has been great hehe..made lots of teachers leave, we have a bad reputation
was a teachers first year at the school, we was doin an osmosis experiement with potatoes and ended up with the class havin a war with the teacher in the middle..he left after a few more lessons. teacher hit a kid once..tbh he was a pain and deserved it, but teacher left school soon after! puttin laxatives in a kids drink was funny. throwing a butter-nut squash round in maths was odd lol, they ended up puttin CCTV up in our maths room as we made teachers cry most lessons..it was almost a game tbh...feel sorry for em now though has been 5 good years neway 
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Lol, some funny stories here, though now its time for mine <cracks fingers>
Back in years 10 and 11 me and my mates weren't really those for playing football and break and lunch times, so we invented our own fun. We used to hang about near a cupboard, which frequently had a lock on, that was unlocked. The number of times we coerced people into the cupboard and locked it was amazing, everyone just fell for it
Like Cozak said, throwing random (harmless) objects into crowds of people was also a past-time of ours. We were pretty fond of bark, as you do throw it a hefty distance.
There was this kid in the year above (we were year 10, he was 11), right arrogant twat with a total essex girl of a girlfriend. My mate launched this piece of bark and it smacked him on the back of the head. We all laughed our arses off and he came and squared up to him, bit of hardman talk from him, and my mate just ripped the piss out of him. Eventually he got the idea and walked off
Then a few days later he managed the same. This time he squared up to him and the pushing ensued. He hit him (well, slapped) and my mate just laughed. Then his girlfriend, about 5ft at best, started running her mouth off at him, so obviously he started poking fun at her. She somehow managed to swing at my mate who's over 6ft.
He laughed and said she had a harder punch than her boyfriend. Funniest moment with my mates at school
Back in years 10 and 11 me and my mates weren't really those for playing football and break and lunch times, so we invented our own fun. We used to hang about near a cupboard, which frequently had a lock on, that was unlocked. The number of times we coerced people into the cupboard and locked it was amazing, everyone just fell for it
Like Cozak said, throwing random (harmless) objects into crowds of people was also a past-time of ours. We were pretty fond of bark, as you do throw it a hefty distance.
There was this kid in the year above (we were year 10, he was 11), right arrogant twat with a total essex girl of a girlfriend. My mate launched this piece of bark and it smacked him on the back of the head. We all laughed our arses off and he came and squared up to him, bit of hardman talk from him, and my mate just ripped the piss out of him. Eventually he got the idea and walked off
Then a few days later he managed the same. This time he squared up to him and the pushing ensued. He hit him (well, slapped) and my mate just laughed. Then his girlfriend, about 5ft at best, started running her mouth off at him, so obviously he started poking fun at her. She somehow managed to swing at my mate who's over 6ft.
He laughed and said she had a harder punch than her boyfriend. Funniest moment with my mates at school
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uron said:last day of school tomorrow for me :worthy: we got lots planned!
sum stuff we've dun has been great hehe..made lots of teachers leave, we have a bad reputation
I see you're from Essex, what school are you at?