Strange things you witnessed in your schooling years
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UndyingAngel
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Eversmallx said:
:E Midlands is teh suc tbh nothing good here
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Seeing one of the new kids in primary school "escape" and go on a mad rampage. I was in the next room and saw it all happen (they had like a divider thing that could make the two rooms into one big one half open).
I didnt see what started it but he suddenly went mad in art, screaming and pushing tables over and throwing paint and everything all over the place, made a right mess, he then jumped onto the benches lining the room and was out through the window into the playground, teacher couldnt get near him.
He was running across the playground and out around the field outside the school being pursued by half the school's staff.
The little bugger could half run, he was off across the field over the fence at the end (a feat in itself for a 5yr old who couldnt have been even half the size of that fence) and out into the country side around our village before any of the teachers could catch him.
Apparently he actually made it home, which was rather impressive seeing as he must've been pursued by the teachers all the way there.
I didnt see what started it but he suddenly went mad in art, screaming and pushing tables over and throwing paint and everything all over the place, made a right mess, he then jumped onto the benches lining the room and was out through the window into the playground, teacher couldnt get near him.
He was running across the playground and out around the field outside the school being pursued by half the school's staff.
The little bugger could half run, he was off across the field over the fence at the end (a feat in itself for a 5yr old who couldnt have been even half the size of that fence) and out into the country side around our village before any of the teachers could catch him.
Apparently he actually made it home, which was rather impressive seeing as he must've been pursued by the teachers all the way there.
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Remember in a school assembly, right towards the end the Headmaster turned around and said he wanted to see Boy X* after assembly (who was a rather naughty little chav before chav was even invented), Boy X stood up in the middle of the assembly and looked him dead in the eye and said "What the F*ck do you want me for now you dick" and walked out and straight to the headmasters office to wait for him...You could hear the whole hall - teachers included - all trying to stifle a big laugh for the next few mins whilst the Headmaster on the stage went 17 shades of red with rage whilst finishing off the assembly...
One year an ice cream van was allowed into the school grounds at dinner time to sell his stuff, but there was always a massive queue on hot days and he was pretty slow dishing out the ice creams, so a gang of us decided to rock his van to spur him on, we nearly tipped the damn thing over.. he complained..we got bollocked...he never came again... the fat kids must have hated us
One year an ice cream van was allowed into the school grounds at dinner time to sell his stuff, but there was always a massive queue on hot days and he was pretty slow dishing out the ice creams, so a gang of us decided to rock his van to spur him on, we nearly tipped the damn thing over.. he complained..we got bollocked...he never came again... the fat kids must have hated us
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I remember when I was in the 9th grade, I opened the toilet door cause I had to piss really bad, only to see a small bloke sitting on the can taking a dump, probly being afraid of locking the door :< Poor lad!
Remember once i the 2nd grade we were in the school yard playing some game, where you run back and forth, piss fun fyi! Then suddenly seeing a dude from my class, our geek, running around the corner, sprinting all the way to the other end of where he came from, running straight at me(going for the toilets which was right behind me)! Just as he grabs the doorknob he almost yells out: "Oh damn! I didn't make it!" And there he was pissing his sweats! I giggled quite abit
PS: Stick to topic guys, lol
Remember once i the 2nd grade we were in the school yard playing some game, where you run back and forth, piss fun fyi! Then suddenly seeing a dude from my class, our geek, running around the corner, sprinting all the way to the other end of where he came from, running straight at me(going for the toilets which was right behind me)! Just as he grabs the doorknob he almost yells out: "Oh damn! I didn't make it!" And there he was pissing his sweats! I giggled quite abit
PS: Stick to topic guys, lol
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remember being in a boring lecture that was meant to do a kinda debate thing after lunch so before the break everyone put the chairs in a kinda circle with a chair in the middle.
everyone got back from break to find someone had took a dump on the chair in the middle so there was this shit slap bang in teh middle of the circle like it was framed or summit
thats grammar schools for ya
everyone got back from break to find someone had took a dump on the chair in the middle so there was this shit slap bang in teh middle of the circle like it was framed or summit
thats grammar schools for ya
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Sitting in assembly and the boy in front of me pissed himself and it seeped out all over the floor. Me and my mate couldnt stop laughing - got a bollocking for that...
A more gruesome one was when a girl lost a marble down a drain. She lifted the cover to get it back and dropped it on her finger....chopped it right off. Remember her screaming as she was led through the playground.uke:
A more gruesome one was when a girl lost a marble down a drain. She lifted the cover to get it back and dropped it on her finger....chopped it right off. Remember her screaming as she was led through the playground.
uke:
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I'd happily beat the crap out of any homophobic straight men, would be fine justice... It's just a shame none of them ever started on me and gave me the excusetris- said:homo goth bashing ftw
apparently :/
maybe someday someone can beat you up just for being a straight man. then we can all laugh and go for a picnic
In terms of strange things happening in school, we had a german teacher in my secondry school who had a wank whilst teaching a class, she was very strange.....
I used to regularly get drunk with some of my teachers when i was about 13+ as i used to play hockey for the same team as about 6 of them...
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we didn't realise what was going on until she started writhing and moaning a bit then we noticed that her hand was pressed into her skirt.tris- said:
she was very very very strange.
edit: she was calles Frau Koch as far as i recall. that was bad enough in itself
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that reminds me of something actually.
one day i witness a girl moving a pen rapidly back and forth under the table, around the croth area. she was wearing trousers.
so i said to my mate "i think shes fucking her self", something like that anyway. he looked and said he didnt think so. after that i never thought much about it.
maybe she was.
one day i witness a girl moving a pen rapidly back and forth under the table, around the croth area. she was wearing trousers.
so i said to my mate "i think shes fucking her self", something like that anyway. he looked and said he didnt think so. after that i never thought much about it.
maybe she was.
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Teachers are people too. I only realised that when I was 16 and starting drinking with some of them down my local. They fuck up like anyone else. They drink, swear, take chemicals, get into debt, get divorced, wank, fart, piss, shit, puke, and shag each other in the stationary cupboard like the rest of us. Xcept when they do it at school it can lodge in your mind and somehow you remember it for many many years.
Ah ! The impressionable years.
/sigh
Ah ! The impressionable years.
/sigh
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Well one day, a teacher told me to join her at home after school because i had some detention hours left and she couldn't watch me at school for some personal reasons. Quite normal at those times.
Well i started to work on my calculus and sh*t when she came over and put her hands on my shoulders, going "Mmhm, good job there."
Then she started rubbing my shoulders and slowly started moving lower and lower, kissing my neck and all that. Well, needless to say i was like a kid in a candyshop. With the candy being teh hot teacher ladys poonanni.
No wait...
oooh, witnessed in schooling years and not in playboy...
Sh*t, i got nothing.
Well i started to work on my calculus and sh*t when she came over and put her hands on my shoulders, going "Mmhm, good job there."
Then she started rubbing my shoulders and slowly started moving lower and lower, kissing my neck and all that. Well, needless to say i was like a kid in a candyshop. With the candy being teh hot teacher ladys poonanni.
No wait...
oooh, witnessed in schooling years and not in playboy...
Sh*t, i got nothing.
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Ahh the good old days!
Hrm, where to start.
Playing Bulldogs in 3rd form (dunno what that translates to) with the 6th formers and the rest of the school and a 6thform rugby player taking out some little kid and breaking his arm. I saw it and his arm was like bent round the wrong way screaming in pain.
Then the teacher on duty, some fat dude ran over and was like oh shit oh shit, then an ambulance came.
In Design Tech, me getting pissed off with a girl when I was about 11 and when we were clearing up the workshop tipping my dustpan full of sawdust over her head. I got lines for that.
DT again, me pissing about for some reason, and then teacher was trying to talk. He got me over, poured wood glue over my hands, sprinkled some sawdust over them rubbed them together and held them together while he talked to the class. Took me 15 mins to get them apart fs!
In 6th form going into the DT workshop soldering a battery and a buzzer togehter, taping it all up with ducktape and throwing it onto the roof just before lunch. On reflection, I was lucky the bomb squad wasn't called, but it was so funny watching everybody looking up at the roof like wtf?! The workshop technician went up on a ladder to get it.
A friend of mine throwing my pencil case onto the same roof (1 story), and another friend climbing up the wall/drain pipe to get it, getting caught and a detention. I felt sorry for him.
Now if you know me well, I dont often get angry, but when I do, I flip out and go all the way
When I was younger and new to the school we played hockey one games session and some kid who wasnt well liked turned my sports bag with all my uniform in it all over the floor. I flipped out and hit him round the head with a hockey stick :S
As I said in the other thread we had a physics teacher who couldnt control the class. We took the bar out of the doorhandle for his lab one break, which was fucking funny.
Another time we went in, unscrewed the tops off all the desks and took them out into a nearby corridor, he went nuts.
A fight withabout 15 people using BB guns in our locker room, which was cool.
Lots of ink fights, two memorable, first because i flicked ink and it went in a kids eye, i got in shit.
Second, going home with my white shirt more blue than white. The ink fights were so funny, I'll never forget them, getting in a quick snipe shot while the teacher goes out of the room etc.
A lady friend of mine got well pissed off with me in 6th form so went and got a bowl full of water from the kitchen, I ran past a tutor just as she threw the water, he took the brunt of it.
Staying behind after chemistry class to play with chemicals with the teacher, making a self sustaining (I think) chlorine gas producing reaction and having to evacuate the science labs until the reaction ran out of chemicals.
Some depressed kid nearly blowing up school by turning all the gas taps on in the science labs last thing on friday.
Discovering unfiltered porn on I could access through the school network, getting busted by the teacher behind me, and then claiming I was just testing the filter software, and her buying it.
Switching mouse/monitor/keyboard cables on neighbouring computers in the computer lab.
Doughnut fights after orchestral festivals.
We were doing yellow submarine in the orchestral festival, basically a load of shit players come to the school, join our massive orchestra and play shit while the decent players from my school make it all sound good so their parents are proud.
So we're playing yellow submarine, and me and a friend, both of us playing first trumpet (ie the main tune) decided to play 2 bars behind, it sounded ok, but the conductor picked up on it, it was so funny though seeing him puzzle.
Getting a dictaphone and recording 30 mins of <chuggla chuggla> <pause> <chuggla chuggla> from the science labs fish tank, then setting it to play during a maths lesson with the headmaster, he kept looking round wondering what it was, and eventually asked what it was. We laughed.
Making most of the class laugh for 15 mins, when this thick kid said something to me, and I said "atleast my family tree dosn't go in a straight line" perhaps you had to be there, but it was a classic.
Watching porn with teachers on a school trip on a hacked hotel tv(like 10 pupils and 1 male teacher who came to check on us).
Throwing stuff out of the windows (7th floor) of a coutryside hotel until there was basically nothing left in the room by the last day.
Drinking about 40 cans of coke over a week school trip with some friends, then on the last night, stacking them all up behind our door, then singing the "abc song" until a teacher walked through the door to see what all the noise was about.
On another school trip sittin in a bar with the deputy head and then at 10pm it turning into a strip club, him getting a free dance was comedy. His face was a picture.
Same school trip, our maths teacher (he was a legend) breaking the school champion "mercy" players finger as he beat him
Thats about all I can remember now
Hrm, where to start.
Playing Bulldogs in 3rd form (dunno what that translates to) with the 6th formers and the rest of the school and a 6thform rugby player taking out some little kid and breaking his arm. I saw it and his arm was like bent round the wrong way screaming in pain.
Then the teacher on duty, some fat dude ran over and was like oh shit oh shit, then an ambulance came.
In Design Tech, me getting pissed off with a girl when I was about 11 and when we were clearing up the workshop tipping my dustpan full of sawdust over her head. I got lines for that.
DT again, me pissing about for some reason, and then teacher was trying to talk. He got me over, poured wood glue over my hands, sprinkled some sawdust over them rubbed them together and held them together while he talked to the class. Took me 15 mins to get them apart fs!
In 6th form going into the DT workshop soldering a battery and a buzzer togehter, taping it all up with ducktape and throwing it onto the roof just before lunch. On reflection, I was lucky the bomb squad wasn't called, but it was so funny watching everybody looking up at the roof like wtf?! The workshop technician went up on a ladder to get it.
A friend of mine throwing my pencil case onto the same roof (1 story), and another friend climbing up the wall/drain pipe to get it, getting caught and a detention. I felt sorry for him.
Now if you know me well, I dont often get angry, but when I do, I flip out and go all the way
When I was younger and new to the school we played hockey one games session and some kid who wasnt well liked turned my sports bag with all my uniform in it all over the floor. I flipped out and hit him round the head with a hockey stick :S
As I said in the other thread we had a physics teacher who couldnt control the class. We took the bar out of the doorhandle for his lab one break, which was fucking funny.
Another time we went in, unscrewed the tops off all the desks and took them out into a nearby corridor, he went nuts.
A fight withabout 15 people using BB guns in our locker room, which was cool.
Lots of ink fights, two memorable, first because i flicked ink and it went in a kids eye, i got in shit.
Second, going home with my white shirt more blue than white. The ink fights were so funny, I'll never forget them, getting in a quick snipe shot while the teacher goes out of the room etc.
A lady friend of mine got well pissed off with me in 6th form so went and got a bowl full of water from the kitchen, I ran past a tutor just as she threw the water, he took the brunt of it.
Staying behind after chemistry class to play with chemicals with the teacher, making a self sustaining (I think) chlorine gas producing reaction and having to evacuate the science labs until the reaction ran out of chemicals.
Some depressed kid nearly blowing up school by turning all the gas taps on in the science labs last thing on friday.
Discovering unfiltered porn on I could access through the school network, getting busted by the teacher behind me, and then claiming I was just testing the filter software, and her buying it.
Switching mouse/monitor/keyboard cables on neighbouring computers in the computer lab.
Doughnut fights after orchestral festivals.
We were doing yellow submarine in the orchestral festival, basically a load of shit players come to the school, join our massive orchestra and play shit while the decent players from my school make it all sound good so their parents are proud.
So we're playing yellow submarine, and me and a friend, both of us playing first trumpet (ie the main tune) decided to play 2 bars behind, it sounded ok, but the conductor picked up on it, it was so funny though seeing him puzzle.
Getting a dictaphone and recording 30 mins of <chuggla chuggla> <pause> <chuggla chuggla> from the science labs fish tank, then setting it to play during a maths lesson with the headmaster, he kept looking round wondering what it was, and eventually asked what it was. We laughed.
Making most of the class laugh for 15 mins, when this thick kid said something to me, and I said "atleast my family tree dosn't go in a straight line" perhaps you had to be there, but it was a classic.
Watching porn with teachers on a school trip on a hacked hotel tv(like 10 pupils and 1 male teacher who came to check on us).
Throwing stuff out of the windows (7th floor) of a coutryside hotel until there was basically nothing left in the room by the last day.
Drinking about 40 cans of coke over a week school trip with some friends, then on the last night, stacking them all up behind our door, then singing the "abc song" until a teacher walked through the door to see what all the noise was about.
On another school trip sittin in a bar with the deputy head and then at 10pm it turning into a strip club, him getting a free dance was comedy. His face was a picture.
Same school trip, our maths teacher (he was a legend) breaking the school champion "mercy" players finger as he beat him
Thats about all I can remember now