Strange things you witnessed in your schooling years

[tris-]

i remember in primary school (yes, i do remember. didnt imagine it :/) looking through a hole into a locked room.

in there i saw the head mistress, with no top on smoking a fag.

to this day i still remember it vividly. not like she was hot either, more like a 45 yr old wrinkle bag

:/

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[Calaen]

During home economics class a girl had a really bad period started dripping on the floor. pretty bad for her

 

[DocWolfe]

when I was in primary school, I didn't like what I was eating but the teacher forced me to eat it. I ended up vomming, and she said to me if you ever do that again I'm going to make you eat your own sick. Fucking wench.

 

[tris-]

rofl, i remember the dinner times in primary school.

i had an EXTREME allergy to cheese, and one day i picked a quiche not knowing fully what it contained.

well i took one bite and nearly threw up so i ate everything else and went to chuck it in the bin. but the big fat hadgof a dinner lady collared me, and said YOU ARE GOING TO EAT THAT, YOUR MOTHERS PAID FOR IT.

so here i am crying my eyes out, eating enough cheese to cause extreme reactions not known to me before.

 

[Hansmoleman]

hmm, my old maths teacher looked suspiciously like some famous nintendo plumber (he was my form tutor as well, great guy tbh, never made you do homework if you didnt want to, and despite me always being late never marked me as being it)

 

[DocWolfe]

rofl, i remember the dinner times in primary school.

i had an EXTREME allergy to cheese, and one day i picked a quiche not knowing fully what it contained.

well i took one bite and nearly threw up so i ate everything else and went to chuck it in the bin. but the big fat hadgof a dinner lady collared me, and said YOU ARE GOING TO EAT THAT, YOUR MOTHERS PAID FOR IT.

so here i am crying my eyes out, eating enough cheese to cause extreme reactions not known to me before.

you could have sued you know

 

[cHodAX]

you could have sued you know

Back when Tris was a lad they didn't have courts, or even laws for that matter. Dinosaurs ruled the earth!

 

[tris-]

i remember another time actually, i asked for something and didnt say please. the dinner lady said "wheres your manners". and i said "i left them under the pillow at home".

so in the end i had to hold this old womans hand for an hour while she patrolled the play ground :/

i thought it was a sweet ass comeback for an 8 yr old

 

[Bahumat]

Getting hit with a paddle, the tied up and abused by my sex education teacher's stand in teacher...was Pamela Anderson

 

[Phooka]

Was when i was like 9 and our religion teacher started breast feeding her kid... She had huge boobs

 

[Gamah]

I fucked a teacher..

 

[Eeben]

When i got my teacher to cry infront of the whole class, cant even remember what i did

 

[Phooka]

I fucked a teacher..

dreams dont count mate

 

[haarewin]

seeing my chemistry teachers gigantic nipples as she got changed in full view
seeing a kid get hung up in a tree by his underwear
a kid vomiting all over the place when showed the inside of a dissected pig heart
my tutor locking a kid in the cupboard. he got sacked and is now a bus driver

 

[Blackjack]

Seeing an assortment of different teachers breaking down through the years.

Being called to the principals office after a fight expecting to get skolded, just to hear him say it was ok i beat him since he knew i didn't start it and the other guy was crazy

seeing a teacher throw plates at students
seeing the same teacher dragging a student down stairs by his neck.

Having to step over a shaking and crying girl to get into my examination

 

[Cozak]

Me and my mates at school used to have a game where we would stand in the school yard and throw a solid rubber, dogs toy style, ball, about the size of a tennis ball at people walking across the yard at lunch times and stuff.

There was this chemistry teacher, Mr Wooler, who was on his first ever placement at our school, I never got taught by him personally, but he was wierd. The kids used to torture him, he actually had a restraining order put on a pupil in my year because he heard he wanted to fight him, he also had a mental breakdown from all the abuse he took and had to take 3 months off. He left the school after his first year. (This is at a private school )

Anyhow, if there was no amusingly obvious target we used to throw the ball high across the yard 'into the mixer' as we called it, so my mate threw it about 60 metres it came crashing down straight into the back of Woolers head, knocked him clean out for about 10minutes, this was quite a hefty ball. The strange part about it was the teacher standing next to hims reaction and the reaction of the entire school yard.
The teacher standing next to him (she was strict, very good teacher, broad Glaswegian accent, not one to fuck with. Very nice if you did well though) she burst out laughing calling him a soft twat and shouting how she was going to 'HAMMER YEE IF Y'DIV NAE GET UP' the rest of the kids in the yard who hadnt seen the ball thrown hadnt really realised what happened but they laughed at the teacher taunting him and me and my group of mates laughed at the belta throw and the teacher taunting him.
Conclusion: was strange to see an entire school yard of people laughing at one unconcious teacher.

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[haarewin]

mr bent, maths teacher in year 8.
we all cracked up when he wrote his name on the board, but he was probably the best maths teacher i ever had.

 

[Marc]

Teacher throwing a board rubber at someones head
Some kid fainting during sex education
Tripping during my RE exam was pretty funny by all accounts. Sat there waving my hand in front of my face getting trails.
People breaking in over night and turning on as many taps as they could and flooding the school *whistles*
Lad in my class driving his dads tractor to school
Too many fights to mention (talking about proper fights with blood galore)
Some fat kid who had to eat some kind of fatty food every hour, reckoned his doctor ordered it. Yeah right
Some kid who used to get bullied all the time who was like 6 stone wet, knocking out the supposed "cock of the school" in one punch. I lolled for weeks
English teacher sucking off the history teacher on a school trip (shit u not)
Getting suspended for 2 weeks because I got a skinhead (unbelievable, my ma fooking leathered me for that!)

 

[Sparx]

um locking my music teacher in the cupboard and leaving him for the next class to get, he left school came back a year later, by this point it was a legend so the year below did the same. He quit teaching after that.

Making my Modern studies teacher cry after me and a few mate were sitting at the back of the class and we folded up a piece of paper and pinged it from an elastic band into her head, she refused to teach us after that.

My maths teacher, i used to call him John cause he called me Dave, was only fair really, everything he did was cool, he was the cool teacher of the school. Last day of school we covered his car in toilet roll and eggs, he hunted us down and got us with eggs. Bloody good guy

 

[tris-]

oh rememberd another.

playing indoor five a side in p.e. the teacher left the hall.

so one lad constructed a bong in about 10 seconds and started smoking some weed. then carried on playing footy.

 

[Sparx]

where did you go to school tris?

The Bronx?

 

[tris-]

i live in middlesbrough.

so you aint far off

 

[Chilly]

stole the head of sixth forms' car keys and subsequently his car on his last day at work (he was a legend), parked it in full view of the entire school on the sports field and filled it with balloons, then covered it in flour, eggs, milk, glass-pain (the chalky stuff you can wash with waster) mud, basicly everything we could lay our hands on.

Then we let him out oh his office and pretended nothing happened.

 

[Elkie]

Some gay kid touched my leg and the teacher saw it, i got up and just layed into the **** non stop until he was on the floor and wouldnt move... back to topic the teacher shouted at me sent me outside (the building) and he said to me I would of done the same thing. He spoke to head teacher about it and i got off scot free. Ahh mr neil il never forget ya you LEGEND !! lol was a phat moment tbh have loads others but cba to write a book.

 

[Sparx]

hmmm

 

[Cozak]

Some gay kid touched my leg and the teacher saw it, i got up and just layed into the **** non stop until he was on the floor and wouldnt move... back to topic the teacher shouted at me sent me outside (the building) and he said to me I would of done the same thing. He spoke to head teacher about it and i got off scot free. Ahh mr neil il never forget ya you LEGEND !! lol was a phat moment tbh have loads others but cba to write a book.

Was he a goth as well? or just gay

 

[Hansmoleman]

Some gay kid touched my leg and the teacher saw it, i got up and just layed into the **** non stop until he was on the floor and wouldnt move... back to topic the teacher shouted at me sent me outside (the building) and he said to me I would of done the same thing. He spoke to head teacher about it and i got off scot free. Ahh mr neil il never forget ya you LEGEND !! lol was a phat moment tbh have loads others but cba to write a book.

sounds very homophobic and just sad

 

[Eeben]

Was he a goth as well? or just gay

if he was goth he deserved it

 

[Elkie]

Was he a goth as well? or just gay

He was one of those stereo type gays who would walk around in the hall way and go Escuse me Im gay.. and he only woar all black and makeup so i think he would count as a goth.

 

[tris-]

homo goth bashing ftw

apparently :/

maybe someday someone can beat you up just for being a straight man. then we can all laugh and go for a picnic