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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Dammit! I can't get rid of the smell of garlic on my fingers. I hope its garlic...

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When was the last time I washed my hands, I wonder?
 
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Coim-

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Originally posted by Sissyfoo
Dammit! I can't get rid of the smell of garlic on my fingers. I hope its garlic...

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When was the last time I washed my hands, I wonder?
Too much information.
 
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old.Dillinja

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Originally posted by Sissyfoo
Dammit! I can't get rid of the smell of garlic on my fingers. I hope its garlic...

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When was the last time I washed my hands, I wonder?

Yessss Sissy, wash it off.

*licks teeth manically*
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Riiight...wanna make sure my hands are nice and germ free when I remove your liver! Don't want to give you any infections as a result of poor hygiene. You are no good to me if the rest of your organs are all black and goopy from bacterial infection.

~pulls on rubber gloves~
 
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Coim-

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Originally posted by old.Dillinja
Oh, nice..

SAVE ME COiM! :(
Whoaaaa there! Wait a minute. I'm staying well out of this... I mean, removing someones liver? Might be more interesting than watching David Blaine! :D
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Don't worry. I'm really good at organ harvesting! :D Aside from the blinding pain and gushing blood you won't feel a THING!

My homemade liver is a pretty good replacement. After the OP you won't notice a difference in your liver function. :)

...there will be the minor matter of a huuuuuuuge disfiguring scar but seeing as chicks really like guys with scars I figure I am doing you a favour! :D
 
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old.Dillinja

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Oh well, I'll live.

Haha! Hahhaaahaha!!!

I'll live, you see it? Lol!
 
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old.Dillinja

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I never seize to amaze myself you know...

I've decided to go through with the operation, you have convinced me. Do I have to do anything?
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Don't make any sudden movements, don't look at the camera and TRY to look surprised. :)
 
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old.Dillinja

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Camera? Surprised?

<looks surprised>

I'd better be getting paid for this.
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Hmm...I never thought about paying my vic...err, patients. I'll write up a contract and mail it to you after the op. First I need my booty sleep. My sweet, muscular ass must be at its finest tomorrow morning when I cycle past the babes at Mach 5! Ta ta!
 
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old.Dillinja

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Ohhh righty then...

I'll just go stand over here now.

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Coim-

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Congratulations Me !


Your age adjusted IQ score is 132

The average score is 100 and you scored in the 97 th percentile.


Hmmmmm, not bad...:eek:
</random spam>
 
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BlitheringIdiot

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Conchabar sends "Want to RvR?"
You send "You're in jordhiem"
Conchabar sends "Is gna the one with the pad again?"
You send "You're an idiot."
 

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