Star Wars v Star Trek. Who would win ?

Who would win ? The Enterprise or the Dark Side of the Force ?


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Thadius

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Pfft, Bill Shatner would just seduce his way to victory!

Anyone who has seen the wily old dog in action as Captain Kirk will know what I mean
 

Thadius

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Although, can you imagine a fight between Scotty and Yoda!

Or even better, if they crossbred! :eek:
 

old.Tohtori

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Pfft, Bill Shatner would just seduce his way to victory!

Anyone who has seen the wily old dog in action as Captain Kirk will know what I mean

Seduce what?! There's only one female in the whole f'ing star wars universe and that bint will shag even her own brother :eek7:

Oh and on-topic, it's a bit problematic, SW has the force, ST has the Q.
 

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Seduce what?! There's only one female in the whole f'ing star wars universe and that bint will shag even her own brother :eek7:

Oh and on-topic, it's a bit problematic, SW has the force, ST has the Q.

Well, depends on how far you taking the star wars universe. If you go into the official expanded universe then you got some nice women available, such as Mara Jade. Now she be a good one to seduce, attractive ex-evil and often toes the boundry force user :D
 

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Would love to see Vadar try counter Picard using the transporter to beam Vader's evil ass out into space.
 

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Startrek owns Starwars by far. But then again... Q is pretty badass. But they are nothing compared to Stargate and the ancients!
 

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Well, depends on how far you taking the star wars universe. If you go into the official expanded universe then you got some nice women available, such as Mara Jade. Now she be a good one to seduce, attractive ex-evil and often toes the boundry force user :D

Indeed, and even the base movies have Mon Mothma! A real hottie for sure. :) Then there is aunt Beru and the poor twi'lek chick who gets fed to the rancor. See, plenty of womenfolk out there!
 

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Star Trek, Q for the win, also the Borg and those stupid people the Borg created to fight against.

oh and who were the people who kicked the Borg's ass? Q1479 or something...
 

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Young Q:

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John de Lancie:

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umm is everyone forgetting that The Empires tippity toppity uber invention was the death star and that got blown up by luke in a tin can with a fire extinguisher for fuel? oh then it got pwnd again when they rebuilt it!

Star trek would win the enterprise gets nailed occasionally but the crew usually have some super cool plan to take the enemy down with them and they dont even have jedi powers oh so troi can do a bit of empathy/telepathy big woop thats not really a superpower tbh, the jedi have their force but they still get pwnd frequently, look how long captains Kirk, picard, Sisco, Janeway etc all lasted they didnt get the snot kicked out of them by Darth Vader and the pope... sorry emperor did they?

hell i'd love to see Luke and Han solo as much as i love em up against the borg and tbh the milennium falcan rocks but it is a bit of a heap tbh.

and then theres the droids, c3po (clearly gay, nothing wrong with that but if you got a droid youd want one that comes with weaponry not one that comes at the sight of a storm trooper in tight trousers) and r2d2 bless him too i love them both i really do love star wars i mean i grew up with it (although it has been about longer than me, im not 30!) but the droids are a bit crap then compare them with Data and all the stuff he can do not to mention he has thumbs which r2d2 does not have and he doesnt get OCD over whether the dustings been done like c3p0.

oh yeah and weapons, right ok blasters and light sabres (again cool as hell i want a light sabre i really do!) but um well a bit close range and blasters arnt exactly reliable (just look at the number of highly trained stormtroopers firing at han solo from about 8 foot away and they ALL MISS HIM!!!) and lasters are a bit bulky too, whereas phasers are... well they look a bit like an electric shaver but theyre neat, compact and they actually could hit a barn door.

well i could go on but im sure that by now noone is actually reading this, needless to say i do feel rather passionate about the whole issue.

live long and prosper dudes.
 

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You're all forgetting the jedi masters / sith lords

Single or multiple combat, any sith lord / jedi master would kick the shit out of any of the Enterprise crew.

And everyone goes on about "Q". Well, even the Q are subject to the Force, which means any force master would be able to kick their ass.

Sorry, but I think Star Wars would pwn.
 

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The guy who made Star Trek answered this by making an episode in TNG where a ship tried to attack them with lazer weapon and they laughed and did not bother with shields. This fight is only truly great when a propper trekie and star wars fans get into a uber geek fight over it.
 

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Theres more Wars than Trek fans i imagine so thats how the poll plays out. I do think i can say rather unbiased though that there isnt really much in wars that could do much vs the tech + ingenuity from Trek. I could be very wrong though and what i wrote sounds soooo geek :<
 

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Star wars would win.

While startek has far greater weaponary and technology they are all slightly stupid.
If some random humanoid aliens can take over the bridge every 4th episode then a sith lord should have very little trouble taking control of the enterprise at which point the crew are fairly powerless.

In a straight shootup, the enterprise would win easily. They would inevitably give diplomacy a shot first however, at which point the force would win hands down. Some storm-troopers are going to get phasered to death sure, but that's about it. Once Darth had shuttled over to the enterprise to discuss which woman he's going to have an politically incorrect relationship with it would sadly be all over.


As for starwars lacking in Women... Natalie fooking Portman thx!
 

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And that blue female alien jedi knight's a real dirty biatch in bed

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And what fun you could have with these alien babes !

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Star wars would win.

While startek has far greater weaponary and technology they are all slightly stupid.
If some random humanoid aliens can take over the bridge every 4th episode then a sith lord should have very little trouble taking control of the enterprise at which point the crew are fairly powerless.

In a straight shootup, the enterprise would win easily. They would inevitably give diplomacy a shot first however, at which point the force would win hands down. Some storm-troopers are going to get phasered to death sure, but that's about it. Once Darth had shuttled over to the enterprise to discuss which woman he's going to have an politically incorrect relationship with it would sadly be all over.


As for starwars lacking in Women... Natalie fooking Portman thx!


You raise a good point it took a clone army to kill Jedi so the 5 person away party would be fucked.

But if they could kep the fuckers off the ship they should be ok ;)
 

old.Tohtori

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You raise a good point it took a clone army to kill Jedi so the 5 person away party would be fucked.

But if they could kep the fuckers off the ship they should be ok ;)

It took one jedi to kill almost all jedi too, that f*cker can jump from a destroyer, float in space while keeping the vacuum out with the force, land on the enterprise and cut off it's engines :p
 

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It took one jedi to kill almost all jedi too, that f*cker can jump from a destroyer, float in space while keeping the vacuum out with the force, land on the enterprise and cut off it's engines :p

no way Jordi would play with his glases and invert some kind of beam that made the shields foce proof so the sith lord would bouce right off it. The the dude with the pointy head would fire phasers and torpedos and bye bye sith!
 

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Theres more Wars than Trek fans i imagine so thats how the poll plays out. I do think i can say rather unbiased though that there isnt really much in wars that could do much vs the tech + ingenuity from Trek. I could be very wrong though and what i wrote sounds soooo geek :<


something i have noticed is that most trek fans also are wars fans but its not always true in the opposite piont of view, also trekkies get more ummm nerdy when it comes to stuff like this so we tend to have more back up arguments rather than the wars fan who just goes off what they have seen on the films every christmas since the 1980s.

if it was a battle of the fans the trekkies would win too.

the whole argument is based on trek vs the empire and seeing as they were beaten by the good guys then i cant forsee a situation where the good guys from wars would engage in battle with the trek people, they'd all just join forces and learn from eachother and be sat about playing chess talking about philosophy and stuff. so tbh if trek met wars its probably be pretty dull lol.
 

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