Film Star wars being done in 3d!!

[Krazeh]

For f*cks sake...it's one miniscule shooting scene and it has f*ck all to do with the rest of the movie. You people watch things WAAAAAY too anally.

Character defining moment my arse.

No wonder Mystic has a problem with anyone saying anything bad(or even good it seems ) about SG:U, bet he wanks over every eyebrow lift as a huge character defining moment too

You say you haven't seen 4, 5 or 6 so excuse the bluntness but how the fuck do you have any idea about whether or not it's a character defining moment? Perhaps for once you could try actually having a clue about what you're talking about before you start writing a post or is that too much to ask?

 

[old.Tohtori]

You say you haven't seen 4, 5 or 6 so excuse the bluntness

Yes, the sarcasm is so well seen by you.

I'm now starting to think that Scouse was serious about his post

Maybe you should learn to read, page 2, first post, noted as sarcasm.

If you didn't get it from that, you've got problems.

 

[ECA]

It definitely changes the feel of Han from him being a shoot first ask questions later to "oh he's really noble anyway" so he goes from being a good guy to being a good guy in the remastered to being a pirate outlaw bad guy to being transformed.

 

[old.Tohtori]

It definitely changes the feel of Han from him being a shoot first ask questions later to "oh he's really noble anyway" so he goes from being a good guy to being a good guy in the remastered to being a pirate outlaw bad guy to being transformed.

But is that really worth such an outcry and claims of movie ruining? Does it really change the greatest trilogy into a pile of poo?

Mountain out of an ants dropping really, which, funnily enough is a common theme around here

 

[Calaen]

For f*cks sake...it's one miniscule shooting scene and it has f*ck all to do with the rest of the movie. You people watch things WAAAAAY too anally.

Character defining moment my arse.

No wonder Mystic has a problem with anyone saying anything bad(or even good it seems ) about SG:U, bet he wanks over every eyebrow lift as a huge character defining moment too

It is a character defning moment.

And no you can't spout out your usual "but it's my own opinion" bollocks.

At a very important scene in the movie a main character did something, something that instantly made you see, without knowing much else about him that he was a bad ass. If that does not constitute ad efining moment with regards to character building, nothing else will.


Anyway it's taking 3 posts and i'm out again.....

 

[old.Tohtori]

Like you always do, bye then.

Ofcourse ti's my opinion, who elses opinion could it be

 

[Tom]

Fuck sake. Its grown men in plastic spaceships fighting with swords and moving things with their minds. They blow up a big ball in space by shooting fire into its exhaust. Then they fly around huge metal dogs in the snow, and one of them tramps around a swamp for a bit. Another bloke gets frozen into a block of metal. Then later still, they have a big fight in the desert, a fat slug gets strangled, and a hole in the ground burps. Finally, armed and shielded men in machines get beaten by midget muppets, an old man cackles a lot before electrocuting himself, and another big ball in space gets blown up. Then one of the muppets plays the drums.

Yeah, classic cinema, that.

 

[old.Tohtori]

You forgot the character defining moment of one of the guys having some incest and his papi cutting off his hand as a punishment.

 

[nath]

Fuck sake. Its grown men in plastic spaceships fighting with swords and moving things with their minds. They blow up a big ball in space by shooting fire into its exhaust. Then they fly around huge metal dogs in the snow, and one of them tramps around a swamp for a bit. Another bloke gets frozen into a block of metal. Then later still, they have a big fight in the desert, a fat slug gets strangled, and a hole in the ground burps. Finally, armed and shielded men in machines get beaten by midget muppets, an old man cackles a lot before electrocuting himself, and another big ball in space gets blown up. Then one of the muppets plays the drums.

Yeah, classic cinema, that.

There's this nice guy, his dad is a bit of a **** and he dies. The nice guy takes over the family business and becomes a bit of a **** too.

You can make any film sound shit like that. The original trilogy is a fucking fantastic film from our youth, it's totally reasonable to get pissy with the fact that George Lucas is shitting all over our fond memories in order to make more dosh.

Oh and they were huge metal elephants, not dogs.

 

[Scouse]

It's not really a character defining moment by any standard. It's made to be one, suuure, but it's not.

It's THE character-defining moment in the trilogy.

Without it Han has no story arc. It's pretty obvious. You're being deliberately obtuse IMO.

 

[Scouse]

Its grown men in plastic spaceships fighting with swords and moving things with their minds. They blow up a big ball in space by shooting fire into its exhaust. Then they fly around huge metal dogs in the snow, and one of them tramps around a swamp for a bit. Another bloke gets frozen into a block of metal. Then later still, they have a big fight in the desert, a fat slug gets strangled, and a hole in the ground burps. Finally, armed and shielded men in machines get beaten by midget muppets, an old man cackles a lot before electrocuting himself, and another big ball in space gets blown up. Then one of the muppets plays the drums.

That sounds fucking ace

If someone could come up with a film like that it'd enter the zeitgeist and have a socialogical effect never before seen in the history of the human race.

I bet we'd still be passionately debating its relative merits over thirty years later

Oh and they were huge metal elephants, not dogs.

Actually, dogs tbfh.

The under-head guns don't count as tusks.

 

[old.Tohtori]

It's THE character-defining moment in the trilogy.

Without it Han has no story arc. It's pretty obvious. You're being deliberately obtuse IMO.

No, i just don't give a crap. I honestly, without a doubt, with no swinging on either side of fence don't care about who shot first and who shot first there-after.

But yeah, who shot first clearly defined the WHOLE trilogy and was ruined by such a change

You can make any film sound shit like that. The original trilogy is a fucking fantastic film from our youth, it's totally reasonable to get pissy with the fact that George Lucas is shitting all over our fond memories in order to make more dosh.

Ok, so the shooty incident made young nerds cry. Now that this 3d is coming out, how is it going to ruin it exactly?

Not to mention, why don't people who hate han shooting first(or some such) just watch the original grainyvision VHS and wank in peace?

Here's one thing people;

You don't have to watch it!

 

[nath]

Actually, dogs tbfh.

Nope, they based the design of AT-AT's on elephants:

Ok, so the shooty incident made young nerds cry. Now that this 3d is coming out, how is it going to ruin it exactly?

I was responding to Tom's comments, not yours.

 

[Scouse]

No, i just don't give a crap

Then stop fucking trolling about it and let people who do care talk reasonably amongst themselves?

Nope, they based the design of AT-AT's on elephants

Yeah. But they look like dogs

 

[old.Tohtori]

I was responding to Tom's comments, not yours.

Just thought since it was the carrying theme of the anti-3d folk, nevermind.

Then stop fucking trolling about it and let people who do care talk reasonably amongst themselves?

Erhm, you brought it up as an argument against what i said.

 

[nath]

Yeah. But they look like dogs

Irrelevant. My information was sourced, yours was based on a feeling - like female intuition. Hence you're full of shit and I'm absolutely correct.

I bet you use homeopathy and think it's really sciencey.

You suck!

 

[Scouse]

You're 100% right nath.

I've even grown breasts as a punishment for using my female intuition


But they still look like dogs

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Papa Cho posted a link to this in another thread and once I'd read as far as the Scoundrel it made me think of this thread.

Star Wars: The Old Republic | Developer Blogs

"And, if all else fails, the Scoundrel seems to have the uncanny ability to Shoot First, a very useful skill to have for sure."

 

[TdC]

You're 100% right nath.

I've even grown breasts as a punishment for using my female intuition


But they still look like dogs

your breasts look like dogs? wow, get on tv, you'll get RICH

 

[old.user4556]

3d can go suck a fuck

 

[nath]

3d can go suck a fuck

Oh really G, and how exactly does one suck a fuck?

 

[old.user4556]

You want me to tell you?!

 

[Ch3tan]

Nath is clearly too weak to answer yes, I however, wish to know.

 

[old.Tohtori]

It's easy; porn mag + vacuum being the prime example of suckingt he f*ck.

In the context used it's clear that it's a horrific event that should not happen.

Ergo; 3d can suck a f*ck = 3d is as bad as the vacuum eating my tittymag.

Kind of a sarcastic notion if you will. Reversal hope?

Or in more literal, as quoted;

3d can GO suck a f*ck = 3d is as annoying as a vacuum sucking my tittymag, so it should just do the original job it waas assigned and succum to it's faith of being torn apart and thrown out the window, instead of hiding behind the 3d tag.

 

[PLightstar]

Pretty much sums it all up

 

[old.Tohtori]

The guy doesn't really say much of anything.

Anyhoo, the bottom line is;

You don't have to see it.

If your testies are in a twist because han shot second, go see the original VHS, have a wank at the grainy golden leia outfit and let those who do want to see these things see them.

Same goes with any remake, rehash, restroom blowjob. If you don't want one, don't have one, but don't go screaming to someone who's having one that they're destroying the sanctity of the original blowjob.

But the man above has a point; you'll all see it

This comes from someone who doesn't particulary think much of the 3D thing either.

 

[nath]

Nath is clearly too weak to answer yes, I however, wish to know.

I forgot the next line, I've only seen Donnie Darko once :S.

 

[old.user4556]

Nath, you're such a fuck-ass.

(although that's not the next line )

 

[Ch3tan]

Oh it's a darko thing? I thought it was shit and only watched it once, so that went waaay over my head.

 

[Embattle]

Just another way to exploit the franchise.