Squirts

[Wij]

Mmm. Nice

 

[nothing]

[sarcasm]Wonderful[/sarcasm]

 

[Testin da Cable]

a good 'earth-shaker' now and again works wonders

 

[Guest]

Bodhi's soulmate?
http://www.jeeves.netgames-uk.com/blondefart.mpeg

 

[Testin da Cable]

prolly

 

[Wij]

Why bring this thread back ?

I'm reasonably solid now

 

[Testin da Cable]

ah, but we didn't know that did we.

for all I knew, you were on the fabled "7 year runs" caused by a dodgy curry j00 ate back in '94

 

[old.Quorthon]

I aint been around for a while..........glad to see the standard of conversation has picked up


Q

 

[Testin da Cable]

Q!Q!Q!Q!Q!Q!Q!Q!Q!

 

[Wij]

Better than your usual topics Q

I now do mostly black-pudding type logs. Occasionally veering towards blancmange consistency. Not too bad really.

Not like the diamonds I used to pass before this infection tho

I'm dead posh like me !

 

[Wij]

Ah, *bump*

 

[SoWat]

So has it cleared up... or are we too early in the 7 year cycle to know?

 

[Testin da Cable]

don't locusts have a 7 year larvic cycle or something?

wij, have green things ever crawled out of your bum?

 

[Wij]

Locusts would leap, not crawl, would they not ?

 

[Testin da Cable]

they can also walk, and fly. very talented beasties if you ask me.

 

[Wij]

Not talented enough to avoid crawling up my arse it would seem.

 

[kameleon]

Probably got sucked in by the vacuum effect of emptying your bowels in 45 milliseconds

 

[Wij]

Do you think I could vacuum the lounge carpet if I ate 2 Shin Cups after a trademark Wij-mega-chilli ?

 

[Testin da Cable]

perhaps, but it would go in through your mouth and nasal passages wouldn't it? unless you've managed to create some sort of tidal effect in your bowels that is.

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
perhaps, but it would go in through your mouth and nasal passages wouldn't it? unless you've managed to create some sort of tidal effect in your bowels that is.

After the spicy sausage I just had I'm working on it

 

[Testin da Cable]

if you really work at it you may create your own black hole one day! (ooh that's deep!!) (erp, must stop :/)

 

[Wij]

I already have a brown hole

 

[Testin da Cable]

I don't know how many steps it is from brown to black. never got that far myself.

 

[Wij]

Just keep baking it.

Or drink Guiness.

 

[Testin da Cable]

I do (drink the drink)! Just had a medium p00 though, and there's no change. you must enlighten me, oh master.

 

[Wij]

Then bake... bake... BAKE !!1

 

[Testin da Cable]

I will....try....master

 

[Wij]

Hold onto it until it reaches the consitency of bubble-gum.










Then give it another week to become plutonium.

 

[Testin da Cable]

my ring will never stand that pressure ca'pin!!

 

[doh_boy]

I drink guiness all the time and I still need a good session to get me p00 to go decently dark. When I say session I mean > 10 pints. Which usually takes a fair bit of the day to do.