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Originally posted by Bodhi
IM TRYING TO EAT CURRY YOU SICK FUCKS!!!!
Anyway, I had a lovely session earlier in the week. It was one of those when you dont realise you need a shit and you end up running. I sat down and my arse exploded, sending shit all over the bowl. I have an mp3 of the gurgling noises somewhere.
Another amusing incident was the first time I had fajitas. All was well until I went to sleep. Aout 5 in the morning I managed to wake myself up farting. They were dry satisying and comparitively unsmelly for the noises produced. Best fart I have ever had. The second one lasted about 10 seconds