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old.TUG

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NUFF POO IN DA AREA!!!!!!!

/me sprays the lemon fresh air freshener :D
 
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old.Japes

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/me hands everyone except Wij a gasmask... :D
 
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old.SUp3rFM

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phew, thanks Tug :)

Will some admin change Wij username to Arse-Blast ?
 
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old.Cpl_Custard

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I just squirted :(

I think i am going down with it, help HELP HEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP

I wonder what the side effects are, perhaps i will turn into a spammer? :D
 
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Wij

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hehehehehe

maybe u got em off me. must be a virus :)
 
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Wij

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Yeh. I visit rotten.com every so often. that one nearly made me puke :/
 
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old.SUp3rFM

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it is, specially when I'm reading it while lunching :)
 
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Wij

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Well, maybe you've learnt a valuable lesson in life :D
 
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old.TUG

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm baked beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenz :D
 
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Wij

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Well. That's another hatstand reply. Do u ever read what's actually in the threads TUG ? :)
 
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xenon2000

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yeah, i agree... Pigs generally tend to orgasm within the first 5 minutes of sex; contrary to what the other guy said...
 
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bodhi

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IM TRYING TO EAT CURRY YOU SICK FUCKS!!!!

Anyway, I had a lovely session earlier in the week. It was one of those when you dont realise you need a shit and you end up running. I sat down and my arse exploded, sending shit all over the bowl. I have an mp3 of the gurgling noises somewhere.

Another amusing incident was the first time I had fajitas. All was well until I went to sleep. Aout 5 in the morning I managed to wake myself up farting. They were dry satisying and comparitively unsmelly for the noises produced. Best fart I have ever had. The second one lasted about 10 seconds :)
 
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xenon2000

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Originally posted by Bodhi
IM TRYING TO EAT CURRY YOU SICK FUCKS!!!!

Anyway, I had a lovely session earlier in the week. It was one of those when you dont realise you need a shit and you end up running. I sat down and my arse exploded, sending shit all over the bowl. I have an mp3 of the gurgling noises somewhere.

Another amusing incident was the first time I had fajitas. All was well until I went to sleep. Aout 5 in the morning I managed to wake myself up farting. They were dry satisying and comparitively unsmelly for the noises produced. Best fart I have ever had. The second one lasted about 10 seconds :)

he has his moments :)
 
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old.TUG

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ehhahaha :D Bodhi u froot :D Me is coughing and laffing @ same time cuz of ur post and it erts aiii...

u sick bwoy :D
 
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old.SUp3rFM

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now, that's something to say to your kids. Lovely story :)
 

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