Squirts

[Wij]

I've got really bad runs today

Anyone else ?

 

[Stazbumpa]

No

 

[*Kornholio*]

Me neither m8, bad kebab ??

 

[Wij]

Nope. I think I caught it at work

 

[old.Reverend Flatus]

Eeew

Thanks for sharing that with us!

 

[*Kornholio*]

Where do you work ? Butchers ? It might be foot & mouth... careful m8, they may just set you on fire

 

[old.SUp3rFM]

heheheheh

 

[old.logic7]

'lil spicy food, eh?

burns the ass when coming out?


phraaaaaaaaat.... blaaaat... thhbbbbpt... fwoooooooomp....

ahhhh.

 

[xenon2000]

why has everyone suddenly descended to bodhi's standard of quality in posting?

 

[Stazbumpa]

I had foot and mouth when I was about 6 years old.
Doctor couldn't believe it.


Ok, I'll shut up.

 

[Testin da Cable]

lol

still got it have you?

-tdc

 

[Wij]

Nah, me mate's youngest kid had squirts. I think he brought the germs in. I had such bad farts last night. My duvet was like an acrid hovercraft

 

[old.MeanMrMustard]

ROFLMAO

Nicely put m8.

I was in town once, and it crept up on me so quickly, my stomach started gurgling so i ran to the nearest WC and pulled off my trousers... It was better than an orgasm, although there were a bnch of ppl in there (who left very promptly)

 

[Wij]

I didn't enjoy it meself. I had 5 shits in a day. My arse was like a blood orange

 

[Testin da Cable]

ouch

that hadda sting m8

I wonder what's worse tho...the watery kind that burns like a tobasco enema or the 'big load' type that feel like you're being <censor> in your <censor> by a rabid donkey?


makes you wonder aiiii



-tdc

 

[Wij]

Mine was just a lumpy jet-stream. Left the bowl in a right state :/

 

[nothing]

Clearly it is the second one.
It is worse tho when you are going every other minute.

 

[Wij]

I'm so sore now

 

[old.Luap2]

/me thanks Wij for a new IRC quit message

BTW. It's the Squits, not the squirts.

 

[old.SUp3rFM]

oh, this is such a nice thread to read while I'm eating lunch. *grunf*

 

[Wij]

*SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRT*

 

[Nibbler]

Originally posted by testin_da_cable


I wonder what's worse tho...the watery kind that burns like a tobasco enema or the 'big load' type that feel like you're being <censor> in your <censor> by a rabid donkey

Does anyone remember the Big Big Loader construction set?

 

[old.SUp3rFM]

one of the best bath-artwork ever made... was made by me, at a disco, in Lisbon. I was "calmly" enjoying a live set by Jeff Mills and things started to get pretty tough at the stomach/arse area. I ran as hell to the WC, and gave shit... The damn door wouldn't close. I almost broke my spine holding the door and giving it down the drain. You should have seen the looks of the guy that went there after the WC-Apocalypse.

Oh well, ain't youth made of these little things?

 

[old.TUG]

there's a funny smell in ere...

 

[Nibbler]

I like the smell of poo

 

[nothing]

Originally posted by stazbumpa
I had foot and mouth when I was about 6 years old.
Doctor couldn't believe it.

So what? I had arthritis in my left knee when I was 3 years old.

 

[old.SUp3rFM]

That's sick. You should get p00p therapy

 

[nothing]

I dont think my pa is in his second childhood.
He never grew out of his first.
I don't intend to grow up.

 

[Wij]

for your info, i just squirted again

 

[luap]

LoL @ Wij with the Squits again.