Squirts (reprise)

[Wij]

I don't know how many of you remember my squirts thread from a while ago but I'm now in a similar situation

Thank you for your sympathy.

 

[Summo]

I never read the thread but I can guess. Oh, shit...

eek!

 

[Testin da Cable]

ooh err didn't you learn from the last time you ate that errm combination?
good luck Wij m8eh

 

[Wij]

I'm at home tonight cos I didn't fancy driving down the M62 and getting caught short

 

[~Lazarus~]

welllllll

that went right over my head

 

[Summo]

Maybe if Wij bent over and you were standing behind him...

 

[Embattle]

You had the squirts?

 

[~Lazarus~]

gotcha !!!!

Got a lovely pic which graphically describes it

 

[Wij]

UPDATE

Had a really bad day today

My guts have packed in processing food and just throw it out of the nearest orifice :/

Thank you for your attention !

sore-Wij

 

[Summo]

I had a house-mate just like you. Now I know you also have rotten guts and hate Red Dwarf, I'm thinking, hmm...

Interestingly, I also had a house-mate who seems a lot like Lazarus...

 

[Wij]

Was he a bird ?

 

[Summo]

Um... no.

But he did move to Brighton so maybe there was something amiss there.

 

[Testin da Cable]

lol

 

[Wazzerphuk]

p00!

/me uNFs Wij

 

[Wij]

ouch, my p13 !

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by SomeGuy
Interestingly, I also had a house-mate who seems a lot like Lazarus...

LUCKY YOU !!

 

[Summo]

Hmm... You don't live in Twyford by any chance, do you?

 

[Mellow-]

Declaring to the public that you have the "squirts" is generally considered...wierd. uke:

 

[Summo]

Not on this soiled forum.

Later I might start a thread describing what I pulled out of my nose.

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by SomeGuy
Not on this soiled forum.

Later I might start a thread describing what I pulled out of my nose.

From reading some of your posts it was probably your brain you pulled out.

Not that you would miss it - do you keep it in a pickle jar ?

 

[Wij]

Oh, god. That's why I've been feeling icky :/

I thought it was a funny looking gherkin

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Wij
Oh, god. That's why I've been feeling icky :/

I thought it was a funny looking gherkin

err I don't really want to know but what orifice did that errm
"funny looking gherkin " come out of?

 

[Wij]

You'd have to ask Someguy. It was his ickle brain

 

[Testin da Cable]

errm


Someguy, how did you make your funny looking pickle brain come out of one of Wij's orifices?



uke:

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I videotaped it!

 

[Wij]

ouch, my p13 !

 

[Summo]

brrrrluuuuugh....

*dribble*
*twitch*

 

[Wij]

*squirt*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*film*

 

[Wij]

*pose*