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Ch3tan

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Nah Cokenose you are okay. Brooky is nearer 40 though, so from his point of view he is right. She looks to young which puts me off, maybe when she is 20ish :)
 

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Its her voice i like I have a real thing for accents, she falls on the too young side for me though.
 

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Glad I'm not the only one... that Selina is gonna be a right hotty one day... for my son!!!! :(
I've got a bet on with my wife right now about the Disney girls.
She reckons Demi Lovato will be the one who successfully breaks through into mainstream acting.
I say it will be Selina Gomez.

Put it this way, Hayden Panettiere isn't doing too badly for herself since finishing with Disney.

We both agree that Miley has the capability to have a long-term career, but it's up to her to ensure she doesn't f*** it up. Can you say Lindsay Lohan? ;)
 

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What's wrong with lindsay lohan, she is role model material :)
 

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Hell no, Lohan looks good, Britney was always a train wreck.
 

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actually it's 15 corNokz,
wich you your self btw pointed out in an earlier

Oh yes you are right... I really thought it was 16, dunno why tho?

Put it this way, Hayden Panettiere isn't doing too badly for herself since finishing with Disney.

Mmm.. I love Hayden too! Eventhough she's probably about 2 feet shorter than me! :D
 

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Oh Man! Now that is a show I would pay alot of money to watch! :D
 

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You know when things are so cute, you want to poke your eyes out to feel better again? Yeah well.
 

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Oh yes you are right... I really thought it was 16, dunno why tho?



Mmm.. I love Hayden too! Eventhough she's probably about 2 feet shorter than me! :D

She's so small that it almost wouldn't count as Sex. More like a wank with a particuarly large rubber glove after you've sat on your arm for half an hour...

Yes i'm a horrible human being, so sue me.
 

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Hayden would be a keeper she strips for your birthday thats love.
 

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who is she?

She's the offspring of Billy Ray!!

Don't break mah heart...mah achey breaky heart I just dont thank he'd understaaaaaaynd!!

btw CornKobZ you were this close --- to being given the tampon right up until the boobs bit at the end it seemed that you had grown a womb Oo But you saved yourself at the last moment.

you may remain vaguely male.
 

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btw CornKobZ you were this close --- to being given the tampon right up until the boobs bit at the end it seemed that you had grown a womb Oo But you saved yourself at the last moment.

you may remain vaguely male.

I was confused aswell right up until I actually finished the thread :p
 

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The implication being that Christina (Aguilera presumably) is *not* in the blonde bimbo section?

WAT?

Hey! :eek:

I'll have you know that there is a difference with a blonde bimbo and a variating slut!
 

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Fair enough, either way I think she's absolutely hideous, average looking and her personality just makes her repulsive. Still, horse for courses.
 

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Fair enough, either way I think she's absolutely hideous, average looking and her personality just makes her repulsive. Still, horse for courses.

You just described most girls i've left the bar with.

In my defense, i might have been drunk enough to not notice...or is it care?
 

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Doesn't matter how drunk i am, i still cant get them to even leave the bar with me!
 

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Doesn't matter how drunk i am, i still cant get them to even leave the bar with me!

I gave one formula away on the other thread(Olgas), here's another;

TS*DC=COL/HL(*BP)

TS=Time spent(ergo, time spent with woman at bar)
DC=Drinks consumed(by said woman)
COL=Chance of leaving
HL= Hotness Level
B=Boyfriend proximity(Variable that doesn't always apply)

Ofcourse you have to remember that if you want to counter the effect of HL to recieve the desired COL, it's directly related to DC. Also a low TS can be countered with an invert relations to TS.

I could pull out some charts, but i think you get the point.

Also beware of the other variable, mainly DH(drinks had by self), which can have a devastating increase into the HL and mess up the formula at start.

Also DH effects directly to COL outside the formula.
 

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Fair enough, either way I think she's absolutely hideous, average looking and her personality just makes her repulsive. Still, horse for courses.

She would get ridden like a horse as well! :D
 

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I gave one formula away on the other thread(Olgas), here's another;

TS*DC=COL/HL(*BP)

TS=Time spent(ergo, time spent with woman at bar)
DC=Drinks consumed(by said woman)
COL=Chance of leaving
HL= Hotness Level
B=Boyfriend proximity(Variable that doesn't always apply)

Ofcourse you have to remember that if you want to counter the effect of HL to recieve the desired COL, it's directly related to DC. Also a low TS can be countered with an invert relations to TS.

I could pull out some charts, but i think you get the point.

Also beware of the other variable, mainly DH(drinks had by self), which can have a devastating increase into the HL and mess up the formula at start.

Also DH effects directly to COL outside the formula.
Are we talking hours, minutes or just plain and simple seconds?

Because your formula could look like this:

COL = TS*DC*HL(*BP)

So let's say it's minutes and she's sort of a hottie and assuming the COL is measured in percent, here's an example:

COL = 31minutes*3drinks*7hotness = 651% chance of leaving..
 

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Think i'll just stay in and have a wank
 

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Because your formula could look like this:

COL = TS*DC*HL(*BP)

Wrong formula. You divide the TS*DC with HL. As the hotter the chick, the harder the effect on COL.

Minutes and alcohol units ofcourse.

31 minutes.
3 drinks(going by pint as a "control" measure) = 6 units.
"sort of a hottie", is ofcourse by the 1 to 10 scale. So sort of a hottie is an 8.

(31x6)/8=23.25%

Now make it an hour and 4 drinks and you get;

(60x8)/8=60%

But the DH factor comes more obvious when time passes.

Then ofcourse you have to count in your own HL in relation to your own DH and compare.
 

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TS*DC=COL/HL(*BP)

then when you isolate COL you get:

=> (TS*DC)/HL(*BP) = COL ?

If so, you should really have another look at math mate ;)
 

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