skater gnome

[Karam_gruul]

http://eq.crgaming.com/skater/

dont know if any of you have ever seen this, but its this guy who posted on some EQ boards ages ago, and got a reputation for himself, he's painfully, painfully funny. i've read every post he's done and love it. you dont really have to 'get' the eq humour tho, just as long as u know roughly what the internet is you should get it.

 

[Karam_gruul]

PARTICULARLY this one http://eq.crgaming.com/skater/viewarticle.asp?id=39

so funny

 

[old.Dillinja]

It's you isn't it karam.

 

[old.m0000]

yeah shame eq is for fags

 

[saltymcpepper]

that was like so gay

 

[loxleyhood]

'leet speak is just so irritating.

 

[Karam_gruul]

wish i could say it was me this guy is a total legend, he even gets rl fan mail

 

[rure_]

rofl I've been looking so much for that site. thanks karam

 

[adari]

and she said 'im going to go for a swim in our pool, wanna
help me get changed into my bathing suit?'

and i was like 'hell no i have a quarter to spend on some ice
cream, haha, woo-hoo!!'

^^ lol

 

[k0ugar]

Originally posted by adari
and she said 'im going to go for a swim in our pool, wanna
help me get changed into my bathing suit?'

and i was like 'hell no i have a quarter to spend on some ice
cream, haha, woo-hoo!!'

ROFL!!!!!!!!!

 

[-Nuked-]

omg giv ninja sence

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

so j-mo comes running over and stops it and im like hurt
pretty bad and those guys run off and j-mo is like 'dude quit
crying sissy'

and im like 'dude, stfu, im not crying im alergic to the
pavement'

:lol:

 

[rure_]

Originally posted by Skategnome
so im decide that the best way to get what I want is to charm my
parents with hints and good behavyer and be sneaky and stuff so
like last week my dads is reading the newpaper in the living room
so i get all interested and i sit on the couch an im liek 'father
were u in wolrd war 2??'

and he stops reading and hes liek 'dammit no son im only 45...
damm'

and im like 'ok cool but have heard of b29 bombers??'

and hes liek 'ya why'

and im like 'would you consuder them to be planes of power
??'

and he looks at me for a few seconds and then hes liek 'yes?'

so i start rubbing my chin thautfully and im liek 'innnnteresting'
and then i make a quick exit to let my sneaky hint sink in

rofl

 

[Repent Reloaded]

wish i could say it was me this guy is a total legend, he even gets rl fan mail

yeah, ffs. why cant i be that funny? oh yeah, coz Karam smells of wee.

 

[Ocond]

Suddenly...Eric Cartman springs to mind

Top stuff...

 

[Karam_gruul]

skatergnome
so he's like 'why aren't you attacking it?'

WTF?!?

so im like 'dude, i am attacking it, look at this sweet ninja
kicking action, are you blind'

so im clicking kick as fast as i can so this stupid monk will
see that i can fite good and leeve me alone.

so then he's like 'skaterr, press the A key'

so i say 'A'

and hes like 'no, don't say it, just press it'

so I tell siegert 'A'

and hes like 'your kinda retarded arent you? just press the A
key'

so im like 'ok dude but this is the last favor i ever do for
you'

so i press A

well all of the sudden i start swinging with my fists and
punch the skele and it dies reely fast!

and im like 'OMG DUDE YOU ARE SO RULE!!'

and hes like 'how is it possible that you've gotten to level 5
without knowing about auto attack?'

and im like 'whats autoattack???'

and hes like 'its what you were just doing when you pressed A'

and im like 'ohh is it an exploit, cause i wont tell on you if
you dont tell on me'

and he stops for a second and hes looking at me and hes
like 'your amazing'

and im like 'ya i know im almost level 6'

<cries with laughter>

 

[chi_]

Originally posted by Karam_gruul
<cries with laughter>

o_o

 

[old.Dillinja]

I usually find the stupidity funny in these sorts of people, but even that isn't happening here.

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

What? This is the best kind of humour.

 

[adari]

t.t

 

[Garnet]

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Originally posted by Garnet

We dont need to know your life whole life story, try to keep it brief in future please.

 

[ThePure]

*gasps for air between the frantic insane laughing*

 

[Garnet]

Originally posted by BlitheringIdiot
We dont need to know your life whole life story, try to keep it brief in future please.

Stop Blithering you Idiot

 

[Tilda]

oh goodness me.
thats bloody funny.

 

[halgaard]

so then i hear her say 'ok class who can tell me about fractions?'

and im thinking 'omg i know all about this'

so im like 'me me me'

and shes liek 'ok' and smiles at me

so i stand up and clear my throut and im liek 'factions are very
important. if you have good faction with certain people you can
talk to them and buy stuff from them and they wont try to kill you
but if they do you can just feign death sometimes and you can live
but some places are hard to get good faction with. infact i was
wondering how i can improve my math teacher faction?'

and then i sat down and i was nodding and grinning and looking
around the class cause that was REELY smooth

and everyones liek 'dude wtf r u talking about?'

and hotmathteacher_01 is like 'thats very nice but i think were
talking about fractions, not factions, please see me after class'

omg wtf this REELY sucks ass

and my imagniary woodelf friend is like 'thats ok hun i still love
u'

 

[chi_]

Originally posted by Tilda
oh goodness me.
thats bloody funny.

Oh goodness you, Tilda.

 

[Faeldawn]

Origional post - Total shit.


Ammended post after a few beers - Not total shit

 

[Karam_gruul]

Originally posted by Faeldawn
Total shit.

and the prize for most deliberatly trying to be contraversial to get attention person goes to..

 

[Nicky Nook]

Very funneh imo ..

Regards Nicky.