Sissyfoo
Fledgling Freddie
- Joined
- Dec 22, 2003
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1) Start going to the gym! If you aren't buffed then you ain't NOBODY! Girls won't check you out and you will look like a scrawny piece of chicken ass in comparison to the rest of the male population.
2) Buy lots of t-shirts that are far too small for you! If people can't see every single minute detail of your musculature then you will never score!
3) Pay loads of bling bling to get a really expensive pseudo-mohawk haircut and then have parts of it dyed blonde because it makes you look really COOL!
4) Slash your wrists so that I don't have to put up with your wannabe-trendy asses anymore!!
Fuck you trendy, cock sucking, whore mongering twats! BURN IN HELL!
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I hate Bournemouth! :/
I wonder how soon before this thread gets locked...
2) Buy lots of t-shirts that are far too small for you! If people can't see every single minute detail of your musculature then you will never score!
3) Pay loads of bling bling to get a really expensive pseudo-mohawk haircut and then have parts of it dyed blonde because it makes you look really COOL!
4) Slash your wrists so that I don't have to put up with your wannabe-trendy asses anymore!!
Fuck you trendy, cock sucking, whore mongering twats! BURN IN HELL!
...
I hate Bournemouth! :/
I wonder how soon before this thread gets locked...