Sissyfoo's tips on how to be trendy!

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Sissyfoo

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1) Start going to the gym! If you aren't buffed then you ain't NOBODY! Girls won't check you out and you will look like a scrawny piece of chicken ass in comparison to the rest of the male population.

2) Buy lots of t-shirts that are far too small for you! If people can't see every single minute detail of your musculature then you will never score!

3) Pay loads of bling bling to get a really expensive pseudo-mohawk haircut and then have parts of it dyed blonde because it makes you look really COOL!

4) Slash your wrists so that I don't have to put up with your wannabe-trendy asses anymore!! :eek:

Fuck you trendy, cock sucking, whore mongering twats! BURN IN HELL!

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I hate Bournemouth! :/

I wonder how soon before this thread gets locked...
 

Dillinja

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I actually thought you was serious until halfway through number 4.
 

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Dillinja said:
I actually thought you was serious until halfway through number 4.

Well, I was kinda being serious. That is what passes for 'trendy' in Bournemouth these days...and the days before that...and so forth. Basically, you just have to be a meathead with a cool hair cut or a shaved head and you are instantly a poon magnet!

No room for us old skool types! Arseholes! :mad:
 

Ala

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You would want the type of 'poon' that meatheads attract?? I'm gonna have to poke you for that Sissy..sorry :touch:
 

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Enough with the poking already!! It is the principle of the whole thing that bothers me! Quite frankly, I would put the entire lot of them, muscle bound meatheads and poonbait included, into a giant, industrial sized furnace and cook the lot of them!!

Actually, I am tired and bitter...time for bed!
 

Ala

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Like Hitler did in the 'good 'ole days'?
 

Sissyfoo

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Hitler was a n00b compared to what I have in mind! :eek:
 

Dillinja

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Yeah, at least Sissy would have good reason for cooking people!
 

Sissyfoo

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Can I interest you in a bucket of Kentucky Fried Cocksucking Muscle Bound Twat Monkey?

It's finger licking good!
 

Ala

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Sheesh I thought I was angry...

Maybe if I took up smoking again I could curb the hunger, anger and lose weight...hmm?

Just means I'd die really fucking horribly instead...<ponders> :(
 

Coim

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Er, I've no idea.

Btw, if you haven't done it already, clean your PM's out mother fucker! :p
 

Dillinja

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It's all cleaned up now. The 30 message limit on this forum is very irritating. Especially as sent items stay in your PMs aswell.
 

Dillinja

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Well, not really. I was actually typing that post to myself, but if it makes you feel better you can pretend I was typing it to you. ;)
 

Coim

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I'm more concernced that you were typing it to yourself tbh. Talking to yourself is one thing... but typing to yourself? Seek psychiatric help!
 
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