Sissyfoo!

[FoXeH]

You're not allowed to go!

Everyone wants you to stay!

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Really? You ... you mean people would rather have me stay here and spout crap than go to America and become a mega-rich pimp ninja? I'm...touched!

 

[Belsameth]

yes.
unless you share your wealth ofcourse, then sod off and don't get back till you're loaded enough to last me a lifetime!

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

~scratches chin~

Ya know, the old Snow White was a lot more domesticated and less demanding.

Hmm...I wonder if this trip will be a sort of Heathcliff thang? Would be nice to come back and totally wtfpwn all my enemies!

...but if I want to wtfpwn ALL my enemies before I die I probably should have started about 10 years ago. :/

 

[Belsameth]

you do know the original fairlytales where a lot more gruesome then the various childrens adaptasions that where made, don't you?

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Gruesome, yes, but Snow White was always a docile and obedient young lass but in the first write of 'Snow White' the dwarves had their wicked way with her in order to cover her share of the rent. After having his transcript rejected several times Grimm went back to the good old, trusty formula of murder and death.


...apparently.

 

[Belsameth]

sorry hun, you'll have to settle with murder and death from this Snow white

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Im having some trouble paying my part of the rent though sissy...

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

You took that the wrong way! We d0rfs are more civilised than those the Grimms wrote about. We don't want sex for rent we just want you to...

...

CLEAN THE DISHES ONCE IN A WHILE!!

Besides, there is a mining town nearby with two high class brothels to er...take care of our manly needs*!

*grooming our long and lustrous beards and clipping our toe nails.

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Fook it, I'm moving in with the ginger bread men, they share a bed with me.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Yea yea...you're just planning to eat them whilst they sleep and then steal their house! I've already informed the Feds. I also told them about that little gun smuggling racket you had going.

You'll be looking at 20-400 years doing hard time in prison where you will be ass fodder for Knob Goblins and heavily tattoed fairies!

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

<points at dopey>

It was him.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Where is that moof anyway? Seems a shame to waste a perfectly good(ish) custom title on someone who isn't even here anymore.

~waits for Conch to rush in and tell everyone that he should be Dopey because he is a stoner~

 

[old.Dillinja]

Did I miss something?

 

[loxleyhood]

I couldn't care less what side of the Atlantic you post from.

 

[adari]

Originally posted by old.Dillinja
Did I miss something?

Nothing important.

 

[leoric]

If you go I'll have to has custome title of 'Pirate' cos you wont realise its me otherwise!

 

[dimerian]

 

[leoric]

Originally posted by dimerian

Its not gonna happen is it 10/10 for me for trying