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Originally posted by Moving Target
Thats why it wins!! Damn im smart!
LOL! Now that was funny!
About that chat up line... I have one that's pretty good.
Guy: Hey, I have this psychic watch! It can tell me what underwear you have on.
Lass: Oh?
Guy: It says... it says you haven't got any knickers on.
Lass: Get lost, freak!
Guy: Damn, it's an hour fast!
 
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old.norin radd

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not as good as :

How do you like your eggs in the morning? fertilised or unfertilised ??

OR

(to a underendowed female)

If you had no feet would you wear shoes ???

ANSWER: NO

Well, what are you wearing a bra for
 
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Moving Target

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OK I know ive got a good idea (infact brilliant - mainly because it was made by me).Anyway..why dont you make a nice new thread for it and we can put them there instead
 
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um moving target's was the one I was talking about.
but n e way, why make a new thread for it? this one's fine.
 
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old.norin radd

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Originally posted by Moving Target
for my brilliant idea...i did say

You said you had a brilliant idea - but forgot to say what the brilliant idea was. Is that genius or senility in one so young.

You said "brilliant idea for it" but never went into any detail as to what "it" is.

The only thing that I know "it" is

The only "IT" i know of is a novel by Stephen King - scared me shitless when reading it.
 
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Moving Target

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maybe you should read the posts before that one asell? Or do you just skip to the end? :p
 
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Originally posted by Moving Target
OK I know ive got a good idea (infact brilliant - mainly because it was made by me).Anyway..why dont you make a nice new thread for it and we can put them there instead
I have highlighted the important part for the dummy.
 
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bodhi

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Starting to understand why most of you lot are single :)
 
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nothing

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yeah, now we know the true definition of 'geek'.
see above for details.
 

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