Siggies

[Wij]

 

[nothing]

how about this one:
ALL YOUR POST ARE BELONG TO US

 

[Wij]

That's p00

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Not forgetting gh3y

 

[shabazz]

nnneeee nooorrrr neeee norrrrr Im an ambulance!

 

[shabazz]

Homer, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree!

 

[shabazz]

if a man catches 1000 rats and sucks 1 dick , they dont call him a ratcathcer , they call him a cocksucker

 

[Nibbler]

Oi! your meant to set them as a signature!

 

[shabazz]

nah, that takes effort

just pretend they r

 

[bodhi]

Confucius say rape impossible.......cos a woman with skirt round ears runs faster than man with trousers round ankles......

 

[nothing]

yeah it only counts if its your signature. and im not telling you who's winning. competition closes tomorrow.

 

[nothing]

ok, these have been rated out of 100.
in third place, we have moving target, with 75/100. well done targ
in second place we have deathmask with 87/100. hilarious, mr mask
in first place, with an amazing 92/100, we have LEAD NIBBLER!
this was an easy one to decide, because of the lack of competition. Well done nibsy, i like it. it is a 1337 signature.

all those who did not win, line up for the next competition. but I think someone else should decide what it is.

 

[Nibbler]

W00T!

What do I win

 

[Moving Target]

OMFG i came third..I actually won something! I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!

 

[nothing]

compare this to the score of wazzerphuk - 29/100. sorry waz, nothing personal yu understand. it just aint funny enough.

 

[Summo]

Dammit! Too late!

Was never in the running, anyway.

Not enough time! Not enough time!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

My siggy any better now? *cough*

 

[Moving Target]

Bah nothing can beat mine! MWUHAHAHA!!!

 

[Nibbler]

Apart from mine. And Deathmasks

 

[old.Kez]

This is an utterly futile post for those of us with signitures turned off

Just thought I'd say.

 

[Testin da Cable]

congrats you guys who won
what's the prize btw?

 

[old.Rostam]

I can now start the cleansing process to remove the stain on my soul which was my sig.


hmmm that's better!

 

[nothing]

Re:

Originally posted by testin_da_cable

congrats you guys who won
what's the prize btw?

um, the satisfaction of being better than everyone else. moving target seems to be the winner in that respect. OK, since nobody suggested a new competition then I'll do it.
dead simple.

post the funniest one-liner you have ever heard. and i'll judge them. (one-liner being a joke in a single sentence)

 

[old.Kez]

Re: Re:

Originally posted by mungo_jerry
post the funniest one-liner you have ever heard. and i'll judge them. (one-liner being a joke in a single sentence)

FUCKOFF.

(have to know the context, obviously)

 

[Moving Target]

Will the worst chat up line on earth do? - Are you parents thieves? Because someones put the stars in your eyes! ( i thought it was funny

 

[Nibbler]

It wasn't

 

[Wij]

nah, it sucked

 

[Moving Target]

Thats why it wins!! Damn im smart!

 

[old.Rostam]

hmm I'm not sure that chat line was like that. I think it was they stole the stars or somfing.
Anyway I think the simple chat up lines work best:
" Hay chick, Fancy a fuck!!"
Works everytime. Chicks like honesty.
Try it.

 

[Wij]

I fear a severe 'podding' would ensue :/