Shove over you fat bastards.

[Sar]

/feints and makes a dive for the Deity Laze-E-boy recliner.

j00 fewls never even knew that this was here, did ya?



I would like to thank, er, me for making all this possible.

 

[old.MissEv1L]

lol

 

[*Kornholio*]

couldn't resist

 

[Nibbler]

Damnit, I wanted a Lade-E-Boy





Edit: Sorry, spelling mistake, Laze-E-Boy!

 

[Sar]

Of course, no-one can tell I'm a Forum Deity* unless they check me post count, but nm

*IE: I AM YOUR GOD pe0ns etc.

 

[kanonfodda]

Fek, another bloody deity.

too many managers, not enough staff!!!

*goes to the bloody shops again for beer*

 

[Summo]

Harrumph. How come the new boy gets the cool furniture? I've been here ages.

*Stiffle frustration. Extend hand*

Welcome, fellow Deity. Here's the sofa *grumble* there's the kitchen, the frdge, tele. Itchy will get you a beer shortly. Embattle will show you around. Hi.

*mutter*

 

[Munkey-]

making me bankrupt with all this bribe money

 

[kanonfodda]

there, I've restocked your fridge, can I go home now??

*mumble*

 

[Sar]

Originally posted by kanonfodda
Fek, another bloody deity.

too many managers, not enough staff!!!

*goes to the bloody shops again for beer*

I AM STAFF!!!1

So ner

Not paid as such, I wish

 

[Summo]

HOME?! WHEN MY SHOES NEED POLISHING?!

Tsk.

 

[kanonfodda]

[Black Slave Voice]Yes Masser, I be very happy to polish your shoes[/Black Slave Voice]

 

[Sar]

If he ever mentions his Helmet in relation to the Mr Sheen, RUN.

 

[old.Fweddy]

please may I polish your shoes Mr. Summo sir? I've finished mopping the floors.

 

[kanonfodda]

Originally posted by Fweddy
please may I polish your shoes Mr. Summo sir? I've finished mopping the floors.

Looks like the deities are ammasing quite a staff!!

 

[Nibbler]

No Fweddy! You've gotta cut the hair on my balls! Get the scissors foo'

 

[Munkey-]

yay. purity score of: 77.2%

all was fine and dandy at 85.6% till it reached towards the last section of the test

 

[old.Fweddy]

/stabs nibbler in the balls and goes back to polishing Mr. Summo's shoes

 

[Sar]

Originally posted by Munkey
yay. purity score of: 77.2%

all was fine and dandy at 85.6% till it reached towards the last section of the test

Was that the "Posting replies to the right thread" section?

 

[Nibbler]

OW! THAT FUCKING HURT YOU BASTARD!

 

[old.Fweddy]

I'm sorry Mr. Nibbler. i suddenly became insanely jealous. Please don't hit me again

 

[Nibbler]

 

[Munkey-]

no sar. just the fact i thought i could help the thread go downhill just that *little* bit more. but their managing quite fine by theirselves

 

[Testin da Cable]

/me wakes up
/me welcomes the new bwoi to the deity house
/me points out that the laze-e-boy only looks like the most comfortable chair in the living-room
/me uses deitypowah(tm) to make a round of pints appear

 

[old.wizard1974uk]

Originally posted by Sar
Of course, no-one can tell I'm a Forum Deity* unless they check me post count, but nm

*IE: I AM YOUR GOD pe0ns etc.

So, who cares?

 

[Sar]

/twats the n00b

HUSH pe0n!

Feckin AOL users, who let them in here?

 

[S-Gray]

Lol no one likes AOL for some reason.... i wonder why... lol

 

[xenon2000]

Sar, this makes you the official Diety Sofa...

...taking my place

 

[Sar]

Lol

FS.

 

[old.Fweddy]

haha Sar! you'll just have to hope someone else becomes a diety soon