Should CorNokZ be welcomed back...?

Should CorNokZ be welcomed or...


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old.Tohtori

FH is my second home
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...or is there some punishment/redeeming necessary for our "left for good" vagabond before we can accept him back? :D
 

Bahumat

FH is my second home
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We should all demand he gives us at least 1 sexy thread, then all is forgiven
 

Overdriven

Dumpster Fire of The South
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Punishment.. Make him sit through Mama Mia and Sex and The City 10 times, each. In a row. Without a cigarette of booze break.
 

Ezteq

Queen of OT
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yes welcome back but...

PUNISH HIIIIIM!!!!!!

*gets spanking rod*
 

tierk

Part of the furniture
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Oooooooh Plz Lord, whatever he does just save us from another GOODBYE THREAD!!!!
 

Imgormiel

Part of the furniture
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Hadn't noticed he'd gone.....oh wait, wasn't that tumbleweed that just passed through FHOT? :p
 

Lamp

Gold Star Holder!!
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There's a cafe opened up near me called Squat & Gobble

Interesting name...
 

sayward

Resident Freddy
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Whoever he is, if he's daft enough to come back I'd let him!:fluffle:
 

sayward

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Haven't seen it yet! Wanted to see the show first and haven't managed that yet either.
 

Lamp

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To actually sit through Mama Mia, one (or all) of the following conditions must be met:

1. You're only going because if you go you're guaranteed a bunk-up
2. You are so loaded on drink & drugs you don't even know what year it is
3. You have lost the will to live and this is your chosen method of suicide
4. You are blind, deaf, and terminally insane
5. You're a student and so anything involving Abba & silly costumes is retro super cool
6. You have no friends and you are a super lame sad bastard with no life. Because you'd come up with ANY excuse - ANYTHING - not to be there - IF you had any trace of testosterone in you
7. You are dead and the undead don't even like you. They bought you the tickets just to get rid of you for a night.
 

Edmond

Is now wearing thermals.....Brrrrr
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8. You go with your best mate because they want the company as thier daughter wanted to see it, and end up really enjoying it, and dare i say, singing along a bit
 

old.Tohtori

FH is my second home
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8. You go with your best mate because they want the company as thier daughter wanted to see it, and end up really enjoying it, and dare i say, singing along a bit

No wonder your boob thread quality has plummeted, you is the gay now :(
 

pikeh

Resident Freddy
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My gf made me watch Sex and the City, and I might have laughed. A few times.
I quite liked it :(
 

Sparx

Cheeky Fucknugget
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My gf made me watch Sex and the City, and I might have laughed. A few times.
I quite liked it :(

i watched it with my then lady yat. I surprised her and may have slightly turned her on with my knowledge of said programme

I got sex that night so screw you all
 

old.Tohtori

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i watched it with my then lady yat. I surprised her and may have slightly turned her on with my knowledge of said programme

I got sex that night so screw you all

Yeah but it was "sex and the city sex", hell, Bugz could nail Angelina Jolie with that clusterf*ck of emotion going in female brains when that show is on.
 

old.Tohtori

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sometimes easy sex is the best sex

Only thing i would even consider "easy sex", or worth the title of such, is if by some cosmic force, a female(real not doll, up yours) appeared in my bed when i was horny and popped out of existence after it was done.

And did the dishes and cleaning while she humped me.

While i was playing xbox.

And watching 5th element.

And she was milla jovovich.

Two of her.
 

Sparx

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handling two Millas as fun as it would be would not be easy sex. They would be chucking me all over the place
 

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