Shite jobs :/

[~YuckFou~]

TUG please help me stop laughing I'm getting stomach cramps and it hurts

OMG the pain ROFLMAO

~YuckFou~

 

[stu]

Simple things... etc

Pointless laughter is usually the last-ditch attempt of someone who has nothing more to say.

Actually, no, that's threats of violence, and a petition. But you've already tried both of them haven't you

shit cunt

Oh, and if you want to stop the stomach pain, get TUG to take his cock out of your arse.

[This message has been edited by Stu- (edited 14 June 2000).]

 

[old.Nosser-]

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[~YuckFou~]

This just gets funnier and funnier
I did raise a petition, BW stopped that, so much for democracy. I have never threatened you with violence, checks your facts dickwad. FYI never met TUG don't even know his name.
Strange how your mind should be focused on homosexual acts though

~YuckFou~

 

[stu]

BW stopped your petition? What a shame. You had SO MUCH support, after all...

Maybe the reason my mind is focused on homosexuality is that you're such a gay twat?

This is too easy.

OCA ©2000

 

[old.Nosser-]

....so anyway i've got this shite job....

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[old.TUG]

...and you rub chickens....

and stu says everyones gay...

derrr woh? weird bastard stu.

 

[stu]

I'm glad someone came back to that actually.

Nosser, who the fuck actually PAYS you to rub chickens?

More importantly, what is the actual purpose of said chicken rubbage?

 

[~YuckFou~]

If I was a gay twat would that not make me a lesbian...cool. That means I can have lezza sex with my girlfriend, you got one of those Stu?
Stu come up with something imaginative please, your replies are getting like primary school playground retorts

~YuckFou~

 

[stu]

No you ARE a twat, not you HAVE a twat.

Dumbass.

 

[stu]

By the way:

"I have never threatened you with violence, checks your facts dickwad"

From the 'Bikes' thread...
"I hope one day we meet."

I'm guessing you didn't want to buy me flowers.

 

[~YuckFou~]

You guess right, I would not piss on you if you were on fire
Still there is no threat of violence there, that would be bullying, I'm not a bully

~YuckFou~

 

[old.Nosser-]

I rub powder stuff on chickens then stuff a spike up their arse and cook them on a spit.

Poor buggers :/

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[~YuckFou~]

Nosser, you kill the chickens first right?


~YuckFou~

 

[old.TUG]

When you say to Nos 'Go pull a chick' he says 'ok' and swiftly removes one from his cooker thus saying 'heres one I stuffed earlier'

 

[old.TheGuyver]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Oh, and if you want to stop the stomach pain, get TUG to take his cock out of your arse.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now that IS funny.. jesus i nearly poped a gonad laughin so hard


oh and Alex, i suppose that lessens it, doing it on a field, but it still aint right m8.

 

[old.TUG]

lemme just say, I think such antics are SICK and I wouldn't consider em for the smallest fraction of a second.

 

[old.TheGuyver]

hehe tug me too m8.

but the turn of phrase tickled my humor bone.

its like the classic from Good Morning Vietnam

The bit about him being in a dire need of a blowjob.

Now Thats funny.

 

[old.Alex^]

TheGuyver: i see where your coming from mate, and i don't think we will be doin it again (police WILL take our license this time) think i learnt me lesson.....

 

[old.Nosser-]

WILL YOU CUNTS TALK ABOUT SHITE JOBS THAT YOU HAVE HAD PLEASE.

THX BYE!

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[old.frankie]

hmm

homebase @ 3.16 P/h std pay

tills, wanker customers who dont say hi etc etc.

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[old.Pe0n]

Frankie's job seems shite..

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[old.TUG]

I was once the manager of a brothel... but there was a catch - all my girls were 15

It was far from a shite job so I don't know what this post here is about... so..... bye

 

[old.MeddlE]

A long time ago, when I was 16, I worked for a nappy distributer, salary £3000 per year, no bonuses. That sucked.

 

[old.Nosser-]

My m8 works @ currys and they have a right laugh down there.

Lucky bast.

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[old.TUG]

My m8 does too, coincedence eh? Shame he's such a tit tho

 

[old.Nosser-]

Working in a kitchen in summer is fun.

40C heat and being worked like a dog.

'nice'.

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[Guest]

&gt;&gt;40C heat and being worked like a dog.

Ah, but think of the chickens Nosser

 

[old.TUG]

quit then you stupid cunt :/

and stop phoning me and not answering when I say hello

+@R+

 

[stu]

Don't think I've ever had a crap job. Even the potentially crap ones (eg working at my school over the summer) were quite fun (eg destroying an entire room with sledgehammers, or pulling handbrake turns on the lawnmower).